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Phil Mess
@philmess.bsky.social
I know karate... voodoo too.
I don't *feel* tardy.

Phil Mess on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/14B0tvDQwXDFvGXfWza6wg?si=l8JWw6Z2R7OtLpyzO2RWOA
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#Wordle 1,603 2/6

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November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We're living in a real "Let them eat cake" moment and Republicans are like "Yeah, bro... if you don't eat cake then you're a soy beta sheep!"
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
My office window looks out over a @chickfila.bsky.social parking lot. I'm thinking about converting my @bsky.app account to just cover how stupid all of the people I see there are. Ill-advised? Greatest idea ever?
October 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Worst. Puzzle. Ever.

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Puzzle #843
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October 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I made a pretty design and sometimes that's all that matters.

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Connections
Puzzle #817
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September 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
@nytimes.com

Spoiler alert for today's Connections:

You meant "rend," not "rent."

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Puzzle #805
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August 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Since nobody asked, here's my top 10 bands at this moment:

1. Smashing Pumpkins
2. Type O Negative
3. The Offspring
4. The Beatles
5. Creedence Clearwater Revival
6. Ramones
7. Devo
8. Black Sabbath
9. Slipknot
10. AFI

If anyone reads this, share yours!
August 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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#Wordle 1,514 3/6

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August 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
August 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I got got.

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Puzzle # 740
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June 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
@tmobilesupport.bsky.social offers THE WORST customer support I have received in years. Absolutely unacceptable.
March 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I've been followed by some actual, real-life people here lately.
Hi, friends!
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January 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Is there a Bluesky weather community? If so, can someone explain how today's "low" can be 35° while the current temperature is 26°?
December 20, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Ain't ais a word.
December 18, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Hooray! I learned the correct spelling of a word today!

#Wordle1272 #Wordle
Wordle 1,272 6/6

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#themoreyouknow
#learnsomethingneweveryday
December 12, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Feels super special to get followed by accounts that follow tens of thousands of accounts.
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#blessed
December 11, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Any other totally hip and cool people at IHI Forum 2024 in Orlando this week???
December 10, 2024 at 1:13 AM
My 1000th Wordle

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Wordle 1,269 3/6

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December 9, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Oh, good...
December 7, 2024 at 8:58 PM
My reaction to the headlines of half of the articles I see online is "Why though?"
December 6, 2024 at 9:35 PM
3 of the top 5 most listened to artists in my Spotify Wrapped were me, so I guess I'm pretty vain.
December 5, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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If there’s one thing we’ve learned today, it’s that people REALLY hate health insurance companies.
December 5, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Anyone else as big of a Flow Free fiend as me and hit a 1000 day streak?
December 1, 2024 at 5:09 PM