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Phil Mess
@philmess.bsky.social
I know karate... voodoo too.
I don't *feel* tardy.

Phil Mess on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/14B0tvDQwXDFvGXfWza6wg?si=l8JWw6Z2R7OtLpyzO2RWOA
August 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
January 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Is there a Bluesky weather community? If so, can someone explain how today's "low" can be 35° while the current temperature is 26°?
December 20, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Any other totally hip and cool people at IHI Forum 2024 in Orlando this week???
December 10, 2024 at 1:13 AM
My 1000th Wordle

#Wordle #Wordle1269
Wordle 1,269 3/6

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December 9, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Oh, good...
December 7, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Anyone else as big of a Flow Free fiend as me and hit a 1000 day streak?
December 1, 2024 at 5:09 PM
When Mom takes your picture vs when Dad takes your picture.
November 27, 2024 at 4:54 AM
The Smashing Pumpkins "The Aeroplane Flies High" box set was released 28 years ago today. As much as ANY album, this box set changed my life.
November 26, 2024 at 6:55 PM
If Jasper fits, Jasper sits.
November 25, 2024 at 1:29 AM
SHRED.
Yes, I know the bear claws look ridiculous, but people thought that batting helmets looked ridiculous once upon a time, so whatever.
November 23, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Once the pork reads 195°, remove from the smoker, wrap it in foil, return to smoker, and lower the temp to 175°. Keep that porky baby in there until you're ready to shred.
November 23, 2024 at 9:58 PM
While the pork is in the smoker, be sure to give some pets to your cat.
November 23, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Can't forget the hourly apple cider vinegar spritzy-spritz.
November 23, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Going in! 225° til it reaches 195° internal temperature, however long it takes. Fat side up.
And, yeah, I use an electric smoker because I'm a basic suburban dad.
November 23, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Here's the rub if anyone's interested (as if this will be seen by anyone...)
Mi. Hi. Spice Co. Is my buddy, Lucas', company based here in the Denver area. Everything he makes is great and you should check it out.
November 23, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Just a little guy... about 2 lbs. of a pork shoulder. Rubbed with Mi. Hi. Spice Co.'s pork rub, then coated with brown sugar and fridged overnight.
November 23, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Forget the election results...
@flavorflav.bsky.social for President!
November 20, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
November 19, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Realized today that I work in the backrooms...
November 18, 2024 at 11:41 PM
The hippo at the Denver Zoo was living its best life today.
November 18, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Not to brag, but I had a combined 1-hitter in the very next game. Maybe I'm finally good at this game after 3 decades.
November 17, 2024 at 2:36 AM
You guys...
I've been playing Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball on the SNES regularly since it came out 30 years ago and I just pitched my first perfect game EVER.
November 16, 2024 at 10:01 PM
It appears that you don't truly have a BlueSky account until you post a picture of your pet, so here's Jasper sitting in a bowl.
November 15, 2024 at 8:26 PM