maddad
@phillymaddad.bsky.social
Technology professional, music hobbyist, dad of two badass gals. Philly.
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the one upside of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico is that it opens up room for a future president to replace the new name with the entire script for Bee Movie
February 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
the one upside of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico is that it opens up room for a future president to replace the new name with the entire script for Bee Movie
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The Dewey Decimal system is bullshit.
January 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The Dewey Decimal system is bullshit.
Broken crayons still color.
January 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Broken crayons still color.
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You don’t scare me, you’re not a group of kids who just got kazoos in a birthday party gift bag.
January 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You don’t scare me, you’re not a group of kids who just got kazoos in a birthday party gift bag.
No, this is not an entry in the "Ugly Sweater Contest".
December 9, 2024 at 4:36 PM
No, this is not an entry in the "Ugly Sweater Contest".
Has anyone in a major city had a non-terrible experience with FedEx in recent times?
December 6, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Has anyone in a major city had a non-terrible experience with FedEx in recent times?
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Don’t be the reason someone has to take Xanax to get through Thanksgiving dinner. That’s your sibling’s job.
November 27, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Don’t be the reason someone has to take Xanax to get through Thanksgiving dinner. That’s your sibling’s job.
I hate getting hit by an adult backpack.
November 30, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I hate getting hit by an adult backpack.
Things I will never remember to do, #5: Reserve some of the pasta water
November 17, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Things I will never remember to do, #5: Reserve some of the pasta water
Being a dad of women in this society is difficult enough without Victoria's Secret's relentless attack on normative bra sizes.
November 14, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Being a dad of women in this society is difficult enough without Victoria's Secret's relentless attack on normative bra sizes.
Corporate trainers: The second I hear the phrase "breakout rooms", I'm out.
November 13, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Corporate trainers: The second I hear the phrase "breakout rooms", I'm out.
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Welcome to your 40s, you’ll never be able to hold anything for as long as you can hold a grudge.
November 12, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Welcome to your 40s, you’ll never be able to hold anything for as long as you can hold a grudge.