Phil Speer
@philliamshakespeer.bsky.social
The least-famous famous Game Designer you've never met!
Quest Design Lead (Starfield)
Bethesda Game Studios
I love my job, so let me just say that views expressed by me do not reflect those of my employer. Direct your hate to me, not them!
Quest Design Lead (Starfield)
Bethesda Game Studios
I love my job, so let me just say that views expressed by me do not reflect those of my employer. Direct your hate to me, not them!
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I used to do this thing on Facebook where I would post part of a quote or well-known saying, and leave a blank for people to fill in, often to humorous effect.
Important PSA:
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Important PSA:
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This perfectly encapsulates what the GOP position is on the shutdown.
October 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This perfectly encapsulates what the GOP position is on the shutdown.
A comic book show about one of the world's dumbest anti-heroes shouldn't be one of the best shows on TV, but it is. #peacemaker #jamesgunn
October 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
A comic book show about one of the world's dumbest anti-heroes shouldn't be one of the best shows on TV, but it is. #peacemaker #jamesgunn
Life Pro-tip: if you need Taco Sauce, order one packet from Taco Bell and you'll have enough for a whole year.
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Life Pro-tip: if you need Taco Sauce, order one packet from Taco Bell and you'll have enough for a whole year.
Just to remind people that there is still good in the world.
September 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Just to remind people that there is still good in the world.
Just so it's clear:
Very few people were actually upset over the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad, yet "anti-woke" MAGA made it seem like liberals everywhere were foaming at the mouth over it.
Very few people were actually upset over the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad, yet "anti-woke" MAGA made it seem like liberals everywhere were foaming at the mouth over it.
August 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Just so it's clear:
Very few people were actually upset over the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad, yet "anti-woke" MAGA made it seem like liberals everywhere were foaming at the mouth over it.
Very few people were actually upset over the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad, yet "anti-woke" MAGA made it seem like liberals everywhere were foaming at the mouth over it.
I finally watched that new episode of South Park, and it may be one of the most hilarious and subversive pieces of media I've ever seen.
August 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I finally watched that new episode of South Park, and it may be one of the most hilarious and subversive pieces of media I've ever seen.
I don't know if this is just a guy thing, but it's not uncommon to see boogers plastered on the wall where they do their business in public bathrooms.
To which I say, if you're gonna be a lil snot goblin, the least you could do is eat what you pick out of your nose like the rest of your people.
To which I say, if you're gonna be a lil snot goblin, the least you could do is eat what you pick out of your nose like the rest of your people.
July 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don't know if this is just a guy thing, but it's not uncommon to see boogers plastered on the wall where they do their business in public bathrooms.
To which I say, if you're gonna be a lil snot goblin, the least you could do is eat what you pick out of your nose like the rest of your people.
To which I say, if you're gonna be a lil snot goblin, the least you could do is eat what you pick out of your nose like the rest of your people.
I hate that I agree with Nick Fuentes about anything, but here we are.
July 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I hate that I agree with Nick Fuentes about anything, but here we are.
Reposted by Phil Speer
Reposted by Phil Speer
My wife made me a Stego-s'more-us
June 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My wife made me a Stego-s'more-us
Reposted by Phil Speer
On the Arsenio Hall Show, Macho Man Randy Savage had a GREAT answer to the question if he ever cried.
Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.
Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.
June 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
On the Arsenio Hall Show, Macho Man Randy Savage had a GREAT answer to the question if he ever cried.
Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.
Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.
Reposted by Phil Speer
Such a good point on SCOTUS hypocrisy when it comes to Trump vs Biden:
They let a nationwide injunction kill Biden’s student loan relief when they had a chance to rule on it.
5 months into Trump’s presidency, suddenly nationwide injunctions are a grave threat to executive power and they must rule.
They let a nationwide injunction kill Biden’s student loan relief when they had a chance to rule on it.
5 months into Trump’s presidency, suddenly nationwide injunctions are a grave threat to executive power and they must rule.
June 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Such a good point on SCOTUS hypocrisy when it comes to Trump vs Biden:
They let a nationwide injunction kill Biden’s student loan relief when they had a chance to rule on it.
5 months into Trump’s presidency, suddenly nationwide injunctions are a grave threat to executive power and they must rule.
They let a nationwide injunction kill Biden’s student loan relief when they had a chance to rule on it.
5 months into Trump’s presidency, suddenly nationwide injunctions are a grave threat to executive power and they must rule.
I think maybe when you hit a billion dollars, we award you a trophy, remove everything else you own, ship you off to Mars, & you are no longer allowed to interact directly or indirectly with Earth. If you do it again there, you go to the next planet & so on. You win by having the most trophies.
June 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I think maybe when you hit a billion dollars, we award you a trophy, remove everything else you own, ship you off to Mars, & you are no longer allowed to interact directly or indirectly with Earth. If you do it again there, you go to the next planet & so on. You win by having the most trophies.
Phew, now I'm safe!
June 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Phew, now I'm safe!
I feel like this is one of those things where if you have to tell people you're cool, you're definitely not cool.
Doge employee ‘Big Balls’ has resigned, says White House official
One of Doge’s best-known workers Edward Coristine, 19, quits a month after his former boss Elon Musk’s departure
www.theguardian.com
June 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I feel like this is one of those things where if you have to tell people you're cool, you're definitely not cool.
@cinnabun4ever.bsky.social Gritty's got skills!
I mean, I was never planning to get on Gritty's bad side in the first place, but this lends new levels of threat to Pittsburgh's whole Fuck Around and Find Out thing.
Concurrently terrifying and erotic
Goodnight
Goodnight
June 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
@cinnabun4ever.bsky.social Gritty's got skills!
Gaithersburg, MD says No Kings!
June 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Gaithersburg, MD says No Kings!
Stay safe, L.A.!
June 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Stay safe, L.A.!
My thoughts on Trump and Musk's feud:
a man sitting in front of a window with blinds
ALT: a man sitting in front of a window with blinds
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My thoughts on Trump and Musk's feud:
Zenimax QA has secured their bargaining contract!
Bethesda Devs Win First-Ever Union Contract In The Country At A Major Gaming Company After Threatening Strike
Over 300 QA testers secured an agreement with Microsoft
kotaku.com
May 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Zenimax QA has secured their bargaining contract!
We were in the car when Spellbound came up on my playlist and when telling my daughter who played the song, I accidentally mispronounced Souxie as "Sushi" because my brain was mush, and anyway, that's how my Japanese Bluegrass Souxie and the Banshees tribute band, "Sushi and the Banjos" was formed.
May 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We were in the car when Spellbound came up on my playlist and when telling my daughter who played the song, I accidentally mispronounced Souxie as "Sushi" because my brain was mush, and anyway, that's how my Japanese Bluegrass Souxie and the Banshees tribute band, "Sushi and the Banjos" was formed.
We're at the point where movies about underdog revolutionaries are being altered to remove important messaging.
Anyone else notice this? #amazonprime #trump #what #fypシ
TikTok video by theshannonduke
www.tiktok.com
May 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
We're at the point where movies about underdog revolutionaries are being altered to remove important messaging.
Thunderbolts* was a great movie, and not what I expected. It was more than just Marvel's Suicide Squad. At its core, it was about mental health, and handled the subject matter in a smart way. Highly recommend.
May 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Thunderbolts* was a great movie, and not what I expected. It was more than just Marvel's Suicide Squad. At its core, it was about mental health, and handled the subject matter in a smart way. Highly recommend.