Leaving Twitter for this place feels pointless if I still have to see screen shots of Nate Silver’s annoying opinions

People who don’t want to eat a bunch of oily bread are really going to flip their shit for my latest masterpiece creation: tortilla grilled cheese. It’s like a regular grilled cheese but with a tortilla instead of bread. I’m like culinary Van Gogh over here

Wonder if $82 billion means that the HBO is going to be properly alphabetized. Like, how you gonna have every movie starting with “The” in the T’s?

These are the words the city speaks to me

Spotify wrapped but for all my OCD spirals

It suddenly occurs to me that Derrick Morgan is the only OG rudeboy left alive and he must be protected at all cost.

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People with this take clearly can’t comprehend what it’s like for the rest of us who can’t get super mad about it. Privilege much?

society would improve immediately if we just seized the assets of every person who wrote jeffrey epstein a birthday note

If interested, please contact Morrissey via postcard from a seaside town (that they forgot to close down)

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Winning the powerball tonight is def the only way the universe can make up to me that a certain someone is still alive

The first time I heard Nitzer Ebb, I was an 18 year old punk kid sneaking drinks in a goth club. The DJ played Join in the Chant and another equally out of place punk dude at the club tried to start a circle pit on the dance floor. Thanks for coming hard, bros.

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