Phil
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Phil
@phil-spl.bsky.social
previously named Splatter
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carbon deco, dapple and vdualie main
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it doesn’t go away as an adult btw
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I made a video about x rank and why we should stop down playing it's usefulness
youtu.be/S8GYzBQBOwA?...
Why You Should Care About X Rank
YouTube video by Chronos
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December 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Basically, as long as YOU are the one who made it, then you are an artist
Hell, you could put a baby’s crayon scribbles in front of me and I’ll still go “yasss bitch slayyy it looks amazing”

I like art a lot and I wish I could put into words how much it means to me
December 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Want some fresh art of your inkfish? How about a VOD review from some of the best coaches around?

With the R4R raffle, you can have a chance at some amazing prizes, all while support a good cause!

$1 donated = 1 entry into the raffle prizes of your choice! More info below:

#compsplatoon
December 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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average minecraft player dies to 0 pigs. maia arson crimew, who has died to 2 pigs, was a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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You've seen our organizers bring you the finest events, but how well do they fare when you flip the script?

Meet R4R: An event ft all contributors to the comp community as the players televised to fundraise for @raicestexas.bsky.social mission to help immigrants!

youtu.be/NWxEw2QdkS0 #compsplatoon
Introducing Raise 4 RAICES
YouTube video by Ely
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December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.

Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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oops it's her again
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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genq why do a fair amount of de open skill events not run underground it feels so much better as the team currently going 0-2 knowing that "hey even if we get our ass kicked we'll have 1 more game against the other teams who had that happen to them too"

#compsplatoon
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Can this be a rule in western tournaments
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Sometimes a girl just wants to be folded up into an 8-dimensional torus, ya know?
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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has anyone tried having a team of 4 people intentionally clipfarming, surely if you have everyone ego playing youll get better results #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon #hyperdive
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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It’s her again
#splatoon #hatsunemiku
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Using my artistic powers for BULSHIIIIIT #splatoon
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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How many Splatoon players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to win Koshien with it. That way, the devs will finally see the lightbulb problem and fix it
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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IMPORTANT

A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.

DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!

If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!

BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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they should give me access to the Risk of Rain 2 DLC early. as a peace offering to the LGBT community.
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Being a real community is incompatible with this "actually you don't owe anyone anything" mindset that is so trendy these days. Sure, you don't have to play with anyone you don't want! You have that choice! But that choice directly contributes to stagnation in the scene.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM