Attempt at seared Filet Mignon with Irish Butter 👁️

Archaeologists uncover an ancient Egyptian tomb belonging to a mystery king: cnn.it/4ilMamZ

@gaudiest.bsky.social welcome to the new hope of social media lol

Yes I was agreeing

WE ARE VEHEMENTLY NODDING AT EACH OTHER BILL

I am ready for Brennan Lee Mulligan to once again wreck my feelings.

Winnipeg Snowstorm
Terry Watkinson
2014

“How does your dog wake you up in the morning?” 🐾

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🎥 petlover

Figgy stole my spot
Under da blanky
Beside da mama

I fink about hitting
I fink about hissing
I fink about taking it bak

Insted I climes on top da blanky
I skwish da Figgy a liddle
I kurl up beside da mama
I purr and fall asleep

#FiggyDaFeef #DatMySpot #IBeGood

Studies show that cats can understand commands; they just choose not to follow them.

Happy Purrsday from the Queen of Selective Hearing. 💚😹

Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING."

Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."

Me: 😶

Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."

Me: 😮‍💨

Did something similar to predatory military recruiters that would come to my high schools. My test scores were always high, so they wanted me pretty bad. But this was before DADT was repealed, and I come from a very out and proud queer family. “Sorry, can’t join, WAY too gay, byyyyeeeeee!”

Silk embroidered fox created by Helen Richman, professional hand embroiderer, based in Somerset, UK

Solaria’s Field Guide Report: Lepus Lapia

#cosmicwonders

No idea what to post first, so here’s my cat making a new friend, I’m not sure she liked them

My....precious. 🌋

QUICK TURN ON THE TV!!!!