Charlie B.
@pheltatune.bsky.social
Your Friendly Neighborhood Bard 💙💜💗
Don't talk to me until I've had my morning joie de vivre.
Don't talk to me until I've had my morning joie de vivre.
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Charlie B.
@pheltatune.bsky.social
· Jun 29
Hold me back bro, I'm having an Eleventh Hour Number bro.
It feels like the whole (online) world is trying to genki dama rn
a group of people are standing in a field with a cartoon character standing on top of a truck that says go
ALT: a group of people are standing in a field with a cartoon character standing on top of a truck that says go
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
ADHD be like: On God, as long as this fidget spinner is spinning, I can rule the world.
August 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
ADHD be like: On God, as long as this fidget spinner is spinning, I can rule the world.
Hold me back bro, I'm having an Eleventh Hour Number bro.
June 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hold me back bro, I'm having an Eleventh Hour Number bro.
May 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
May 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
April 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Reposted by Charlie B.
"let's make a movie that will appeal to kids and teens" used to be conventional wisdom but Hollywood somehow forgot it and started trying to please 35 year old supernerds instead
“A Minecraft Movie” sold an astounding $157 million in tickets in North America from Friday through Sunday, according to box office analysts, nearly double the expected amount.
‘A Minecraft Movie’ Arrives as a Surprise Box Office Smash
Weekend ticket sales will total $157 million, analysts said, nearly double the expected amount, ending a Hollywood dry spell.
www.nytimes.com
April 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"let's make a movie that will appeal to kids and teens" used to be conventional wisdom but Hollywood somehow forgot it and started trying to please 35 year old supernerds instead
March 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Bro, you GOTTA stop nuzzling your head into my chest, I'll tell you what perfume I put on after Karaoke.
February 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Bro, you GOTTA stop nuzzling your head into my chest, I'll tell you what perfume I put on after Karaoke.
Born to be Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls, forced to be Blossom.
January 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Born to be Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls, forced to be Blossom.
Yo bro, check this out *works an 8 hour shift*
January 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Yo bro, check this out *works an 8 hour shift*
Pussy got me taking responsibility for my actions. That grip is straight up holding me accountable.
January 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Pussy got me taking responsibility for my actions. That grip is straight up holding me accountable.
My brother in christ, she's posting videos of her live music performances AND posts on how to identify ICE officers, she's out of your league dawg 😭😭
January 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My brother in christ, she's posting videos of her live music performances AND posts on how to identify ICE officers, she's out of your league dawg 😭😭
J.R.R. Tolkein: here is the theology, world, and politics of an entire universe.
Jane Austen: We are in England, and this is every thought, feeling, and thread of fabric I could possibly conceive a person had.
Jane Austen: We are in England, and this is every thought, feeling, and thread of fabric I could possibly conceive a person had.
January 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
J.R.R. Tolkein: here is the theology, world, and politics of an entire universe.
Jane Austen: We are in England, and this is every thought, feeling, and thread of fabric I could possibly conceive a person had.
Jane Austen: We are in England, and this is every thought, feeling, and thread of fabric I could possibly conceive a person had.
My cock runneth over
December 31, 2024 at 2:26 AM
My cock runneth over
I am NOT obsessed with Sigmund Freud!! His views are archaic. His perspective is too binary, it oversimplifies everything!! I hate the man. UGH, I wish I could kill him...
December 30, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I am NOT obsessed with Sigmund Freud!! His views are archaic. His perspective is too binary, it oversimplifies everything!! I hate the man. UGH, I wish I could kill him...
Freudian psychology be like: LOL you think everything is about sex? That's weird. You're weird for thinking that. It makes you sound weird and horny, lol. God, you sound just like my dad. Who would never listen to me. Not the way you do... Holy shit
December 30, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Freudian psychology be like: LOL you think everything is about sex? That's weird. You're weird for thinking that. It makes you sound weird and horny, lol. God, you sound just like my dad. Who would never listen to me. Not the way you do... Holy shit
My dad: I didn't really like Sweeney Todd :/ it was too dark. Too morbid and sad. I ended up walking out of the movie theater.
Me: I am deep diving this musical I am searching the annals of Sondheim's asscrack for info, this is all a Vampire metaphor it goes all the way up WHERE IS THE GARLIC SYMBOL
Me: I am deep diving this musical I am searching the annals of Sondheim's asscrack for info, this is all a Vampire metaphor it goes all the way up WHERE IS THE GARLIC SYMBOL
December 28, 2024 at 11:05 PM
My dad: I didn't really like Sweeney Todd :/ it was too dark. Too morbid and sad. I ended up walking out of the movie theater.
Me: I am deep diving this musical I am searching the annals of Sondheim's asscrack for info, this is all a Vampire metaphor it goes all the way up WHERE IS THE GARLIC SYMBOL
Me: I am deep diving this musical I am searching the annals of Sondheim's asscrack for info, this is all a Vampire metaphor it goes all the way up WHERE IS THE GARLIC SYMBOL
With this tweet, I am no longer acknowledging the President-Elect. Donnie feeds off of attention and being a spectacle. Not my circuses, not my Nero. I have bread to get.
December 28, 2024 at 2:36 PM
With this tweet, I am no longer acknowledging the President-Elect. Donnie feeds off of attention and being a spectacle. Not my circuses, not my Nero. I have bread to get.
Men be like, "I have bad anxiety. I always overthink my actions, I mean, what if I end up doing the right thing?"
December 26, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Men be like, "I have bad anxiety. I always overthink my actions, I mean, what if I end up doing the right thing?"
Reposted by Charlie B.
This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸
November 24, 2024 at 5:22 PM
This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸
God grant me the serenity to bottom the things I cannot change, the courage to top the things I can, and the versatility to know the difference.
December 23, 2024 at 12:04 AM
God grant me the serenity to bottom the things I cannot change, the courage to top the things I can, and the versatility to know the difference.
Bouncing on it in a way that incorporates checks and balances between the three branches of government
December 22, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Bouncing on it in a way that incorporates checks and balances between the three branches of government
The Google Play Store: you already downloaded this app, click to Enable it!
Me: what, and just ignore their toxic behavior? Two wrongs don't make a right.
Me: what, and just ignore their toxic behavior? Two wrongs don't make a right.
December 19, 2024 at 1:57 PM
The Google Play Store: you already downloaded this app, click to Enable it!
Me: what, and just ignore their toxic behavior? Two wrongs don't make a right.
Me: what, and just ignore their toxic behavior? Two wrongs don't make a right.