My now estranged mother told me I'd get exactly what I deserved when I had kids of my own. You know what, I think she might have been right.

They don't know it yet, but each of them is just about to meet the undergrad of their dreams

These guys are unpopular and dumb as rocks, they did not discover a secret 'I win' button at the heart of all politics labeled 'mean tweets' or 'cancel elections.'

Keep speaking, keep writing, keep marching, keep voting, force them to show the country what they are.

Right... the place we know he hates spending his time at

Wait what's going on?

"haha i just got caught up in-" shut up. i didn't get called a bully and a luddite for months just to welcome you dummies back into the fold. i know you're all hoping everyone will forget but not this bitch

This is still a running joke in our house

"You are just fundamentally bad as a person, and you already know why" is not professional feedback.

My soft collagen-deficient fingernails have more resilience than most people who are sailing through this crisis with their jobs intact. Which seems to be everybody I know in tech except me. I'd wonder what's wrong with me, but I know there's no answer coming and no way to fix myself for them.

Sex pest freak failson fuckup conspiracy plan, tbh

But yeah this is what having friends who work in tech is like. That industry removes your brain.

Some friendships really just run their course.