Pete and Pete Byproducts
phantomcore.bsky.social
Pete and Pete Byproducts
@phantomcore.bsky.social
As someone who has to work with energy calendars, I can fully sympathise with vengeful ghosts.
[Phone rings]

-Hello?

-Seven days.

-Is this including the public holiday?

-There's a public holiday?

-And daylight saving.

-so... er... six days... no. Nine days? Fuck, let me get a calendar.

-Wait what time zone is your well in?
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
At some point in your life, "fell over" becomes "had a fall".

It's better for everyone if we just say "fucking stacked it" for people of all ages.
August 3, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Friend of mine had an approach to being a player which was "Pull the lever, drink the potion." Find the thing that needs doing and do it.
Blades '68: Player Principles handout.
August 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Apparently gorilla trekking is not the same as pony trekking.

Starting to think the guy who sold me this gorilla saddle wasn't on the level.
July 21, 2025 at 8:26 AM
🎶Oh, my old man's a dustman.
He's made entirely of dust.
And if it rains, or there's a strong wind,
Then he's completely fucked.
🎶
June 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Working on new armour for my character in the LARP Orion Sphere. I cannot tell you how much I love prop and costume making.
May 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Great news for skateboarding grammar pedants.
May 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I just realised the first few bars of the menu music in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 sounds like the music in the old Yellow Pages adverts.

youtu.be/xnzs5eOXqs0?...

youtu.be/Zh8iXc2d71U?...
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 - Main Menu Theme
YouTube video by Nayr
youtu.be
May 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It was so good to be back at the table playing some Call of Cthulhu last weekend.
April 30, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Inside you there are two wolves.
April 6, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I'm officially renaming "tidying up" to "commending items to the void" because it's inevitably the last I'll see of them.
March 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mini Colin and the Infinite Sadness
January 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Watching Longlegs on Amazon Prime and there are 8 advert breaks, 7 during the film. It's an absolute shitshow.
January 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Indiana Jones eats so much fruit in the Great Circle that there's no way he isn't constantly shitting himself.
January 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
John Perktree
January 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Trying to get some character ideas together for a LARP next year, but it's impossible to find good visual inspiration now everything is drowning in AI slop.
December 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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It's Friday, it's almost Christmas, I'm going to give away a copy of the game The Excavation of Hob's Barrow on Steam.

It's a folk horror, narrative driven point and click set on the moors in Victorian England. I loved it.

If you want it, leave a comment letting me know why and I'll pick someone.
December 13, 2024 at 5:26 PM
If you really want to spook a software dev, lean into them and gently whisper in their ear: "intermittent".
November 21, 2024 at 11:08 AM
My daylight LED painting lamp died 😭

Since I need a replacement, has anyone got one they use that they swear by?

#warhammercommunity #miniaturepainting
November 18, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Some people run a tight ship, but I run a shite tip.
November 17, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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Join us from 4pm (BST) today where we'll be smuggling some very naughty parrots from New York to Heathrow in @gshowitt.bsky.social's 'Bird Crimes'. For Charity!

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April 1, 2024 at 12:09 PM
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Hey you! Yes, you!

Like video games? Like charity fundraisers for @specialeffect.bsky.social? Like 4 strangers talking nonsense at you whilst you gorge yourself on chocolate eggs? Then you might like us! No promises though.

Join us from 4pm to find out

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March 29, 2024 at 1:10 PM