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Père Annoyed
@ph-allocentric.bsky.social
INTP, if you believe in that shit. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. I dare not police your pronouns. I hate misogyny with a hot hate. 🦣 I am vain—re-post at will.
Giving t'anks on Turkey Day USA 2025!
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Possible screen names:

One-Prick Tony
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Centauri Spelling
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Bear baker cosplay with Sora.
papposilenus on Sora
I’m sure the body hair will gross some people out! Too bad.
sora.chatgpt.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
There once was a man from Montana,
Who had an enormous banana,
It really was something,
But here is the dumb thing,
His dick was small.

I composed this limerick a few years ago. I like nonsense.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I have a thing for centaurs. (Chiron especially, though he’s not featured in the Sora video here. I put my prompt in the alt-text.)
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’m feeling nostalgic for my middle age. Here I am about eighteen years ago. A photo animated by Meta.ai
October 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Meta.ai animated an old picture of myself that I really like
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
OK, somebody figured out already the AI porn I like
October 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
2021 visit to Rooster Rock. I'm on the right.
October 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Last year when I recorded this I probably had some shreds of modesty left, but they're gone. Here I am jerking off and I actually cum a little. I am a very quiet masturbator but around other guys I make many sounds of pleasure. My room's a mess.
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I asked Meta.ai to animate one of my favorite old pictures, and It gave me a much more developed chest than I have ever had. And I guess it doesn't believe in furry stomachs.
October 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I call this Meta.AI animation of an old photo the Beard-Fetish Thirst Trap. Once in a while I could get the beard to do ringlets like this.
October 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Yup vain.
I animated an old photo of myself with Meta.AI because vanity and it was probably the peak length my beard ever got. Terminal length is much shorter these days.
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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That pizza is not going down without a fight. #burp
October 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Sora2 lets me do digital Grizzly Adams cosplay (#ai)
October 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Unsolicited flick pic
October 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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[Nudity]

Moisture Monday.
mcm
October 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If anyone wants an invite to Sora, let me know. I didn't need one, but I suppose I was lucky. They say they are doing a rollout (similar to how BlueSky needed an invite at first).
October 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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October 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Welcome to my size-queen daydream (except not desert, and the beard could be improved. Photo extended and animated with meta.ai) :
October 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
As a young man in 1979, Andy Gibbs's trouser bulge and chest hair was not lost on me. I animated this After Dark cover with Meta.ai.
October 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
OK, cover models on gay magazines in the 70s and 80s were rather brooding, but the animation has made him seem angry! Well, we were after all in the middle of the AIDS crisis, and Reagan was a dipshit about it. Can anybody lipread this? (animated with meta.ai)
October 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM