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Père Annoyed
@ph-allocentric.bsky.social
INTP, if you believe in that shit. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. I dare not police your pronouns. I hate misogyny with a hot hate. 🦣 I am vain—re-post at will.
I have a thing for centaurs. (Chiron especially, though he’s not featured in the Sora video here. I put my prompt in the alt-text.)
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’m feeling nostalgic for my middle age. Here I am about eighteen years ago. A photo animated by Meta.ai
October 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Meta.ai animated an old picture of myself that I really like
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Last year when I recorded this I probably had some shreds of modesty left, but they're gone. Here I am jerking off and I actually cum a little. I am a very quiet masturbator but around other guys I make many sounds of pleasure. My room's a mess.
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I asked Meta.ai to animate one of my favorite old pictures, and It gave me a much more developed chest than I have ever had. And I guess it doesn't believe in furry stomachs.
October 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I call this Meta.AI animation of an old photo the Beard-Fetish Thirst Trap. Once in a while I could get the beard to do ringlets like this.
October 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Welcome to my size-queen daydream (except not desert, and the beard could be improved. Photo extended and animated with meta.ai) :
October 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
As a young man in 1979, Andy Gibbs's trouser bulge and chest hair was not lost on me. I animated this After Dark cover with Meta.ai.
October 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
OK, cover models on gay magazines in the 70s and 80s were rather brooding, but the animation has made him seem angry! Well, we were after all in the middle of the AIDS crisis, and Reagan was a dipshit about it. Can anybody lipread this? (animated with meta.ai)
October 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Here's another meta.ai animation, this one of a 70s gay magazine cover.
October 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I used evil Meta AI to animate an old photo of myself (15 years ago) that I really like:
October 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Find a friend with small hands to help you show off your penis if you want it to look big!
September 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM