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badredheadmedia.bsky.social
I own that.
People who read: dressy, classy, cultured. People who write (aka, me): frazzled, jammies, pens everywhere...
May 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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vornietom.bsky.social
Happy pride month eve to all, even the haters and losers
May 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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lactumemes.bsky.social
May 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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slendersherbet.bsky.social
"Sorry, my Mum said no"
May 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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weirdlilguys.bsky.social
it’s Him
an orange cat sits in a stroller with his eyes covered in a pope hat
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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vornietom.bsky.social
Black smoke above the chapel indicating that we will have our first trucker pope
May 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
petit-euphemisme.bsky.social
No narrative, just vibes ✨️
dimension20.bsky.social Dimension 20 @dimension20.bsky.social · May 3
Think of the gay children on @tumblr.com! 💔
May 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Releaf
A couple of yellow-bellied sapsuckers are doing what they do in a tree. The first one gasps and says: "Leaves! Finally! Spring is here! Relief from the misery at last!" The second one goes "Oh, this winter wasn't so bad, in fact, the daily highs were well above average–" but this statement gets interrupted by the thoughts of the first bird thinking "I could kill him. No one would have to know."
April 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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xkcd.com
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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existentialcomics.com
[guy with $100 billion dollars desperately trying to make the number go up to $103 billion for who knows what reason]

"Maybe if we starve the poor? At the very least they should live miserable lives, then maybe I can squeeze out another percentage..."
April 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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samthielman.com
March 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
9-Panel Comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Title card with a wide-eyed black cat and the words “Cat’s Guide to a Successful Day.” Panel 2: "Rise Early" - The cat wakes its owner by sitting on their head as the sun rises. Panel 3: "Get Some Exercise" - The cat enthusiastically climbs a curtain, shredding it in the process. Panel 4: "Take a Break" - The cat relaxes on the owner's lap while they read a book. Panel 5: "Eat Healthy" - The cat bites a houseplant, looking guilty but determined. Panel 6: "Voice Constructive Criticism" - The cat meows aggressively at its owner, who is trying to work at the computer. Panel 7: "Smash the Patriarchy" - The cat scratches the side of a green armchair, staring defiantly. Panel 8: "Make New Allies" - The cat shakes paws with a small mouse, both looking pleased. Panel 9: "Unwind with Loved Ones" - The cat cuddles with the owner, all looking content.
March 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social
Okay who turned the lights off? HELP?!
March 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
Pretty crazy for the government to go after American students like this considering how many of them are mass shooters
March 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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benecologie.bsky.social
Meme "what a week, huh" avec tintin et le capitaine Haddock mais le dessin est tout pété, Milou est en pls et tintin répond "captain, grmfff"
March 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue arrives to the scene as Green is sulking on the floor, next to a collection of wilting potted plants. Blue looks at Green with concern. Blue: What's wrong? Green: Everything is bad, my plants are dying, my life is falling apart. Blue offers Green a glass of water and a straw. Green drinks, without moving from his place on the floor. Blue: Drink some water. Green: Can't see how that helps, but sure. Blue watches with mild surprise as Green jumps up, suddenly energetic, obliviously knocking over the glass. Green: Hey, I have energy again! I think I'll water my plants! Soon, a caption above the foxes states "minutes later:". The formerly wilted plants are flourishing, and Green looks at them with surprise and delight. Blue, saying nothing, is looking at blue. Green: Blue, look! My plants are ok! They just needed some water and were being dramatic about it!
February 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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poqu.bsky.social
eevee doodling #PokemonDay
a small drawing of two eevees. one is sitting atop a short stone wall, sniffing at a potted flower, and the other is climbing up.
February 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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kingcraiter.bsky.social
some local (to me) birds and one not-local (to anyone) bird. keen eyes will be able to spot the odd one out 🐦
Digital painting of a goose-like bird, in a simple cartoony style. He is wearing boots and a sword belt. Digital painting of a male chiff chaff standing on a branch. He is a mix of different shades of browns and yellows. It's not the most accurate chiff chaff ever tbh I'M LEARNING. Digital painting of a chubby pigeon against a pink background. One eye is looking at the viewer as the pigeon's head is tilted. stylised digital painting of a crow. style is inky as though it's been painted quickly with a wet brush or sponge.
February 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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existentialcomics.com
Sartre and the Meaning of Life:
existentialcomics.com/comic/591
February 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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samreich.bsky.social
don't mind me, i'll just be sobbing at the muppet movie script
A screenshot of the Muppet script that reads: Kermit: Yeah, well, I've got a dream, too. But it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And, well, I've found a whole bunch of friends who have the same dream. And...and it kind of makes us like a family. Do you have anybody like that, Hopper?"
February 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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cookiedoves.bsky.social
old german owl pigeon 🌸
February 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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alexsteed.bsky.social
Pay attention to the newly accelerated war on porn.
If you are not already, pay attention to increasing attacks on porn even if porn is something you do not care for. The attacks, architected and carried out by zealots, are intended to broaden the classification of "porn" to include all sorts of speech determined "subversive" by zealots. This is what has drawn me to this community and fight. I'm not a porn super fan. "Obscenity" is long where this battle has been fought and sex workers are on the front lines of that fight. *Their* free speech battle is one you benefit from, fellow artists. Don't get me wrong! I don't mean to distance myself from love and appreciation for smut, subversive art, literature, trash and more. I am a true fan of all of the above (in no small part because I also know and appreciate its role in the history of this struggle). But one should not feel they have to be a fan to appreciate what this fight means for the freedom of speech (especially speech including queer and feminist perspectives, which have often been grouped together as "subversive" and "dangerous" texts in the name of state censorship).
January 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM