Pete Tolys
@petetolys.bsky.social
I spend my time building stuff, making music, and trying not to be so gosh darned sad all the time.
A dating website for people seeking a partner who can build and fix things: DoorHinge (tm)
August 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A dating website for people seeking a partner who can build and fix things: DoorHinge (tm)
No potato has ever been anywhere it didn’t belong.
May 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
No potato has ever been anywhere it didn’t belong.
Today at work I swore at my tools so loud that the floor sanding guy upstairs came down and asked me if I was Irish. Happy St. Patrick’s Day I guess?
March 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Today at work I swore at my tools so loud that the floor sanding guy upstairs came down and asked me if I was Irish. Happy St. Patrick’s Day I guess?
When the food in question is sausage, the phrase “you are what you eat” is literally true once it gets past your stomach.
March 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When the food in question is sausage, the phrase “you are what you eat” is literally true once it gets past your stomach.
Today I got my audiologist to admit that she uses q-tips to clean her ears. Sometimes you have no idea how much you needed a win.
February 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Today I got my audiologist to admit that she uses q-tips to clean her ears. Sometimes you have no idea how much you needed a win.
Commercial breaks are for petting dogs.
February 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Commercial breaks are for petting dogs.
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I know it’s a lot of doom and gloom and people don’t know where to start so my suggestion is find your neighborhood/close by community fridge. Take when you need and donate when you can. That is something you can do.
February 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I know it’s a lot of doom and gloom and people don’t know where to start so my suggestion is find your neighborhood/close by community fridge. Take when you need and donate when you can. That is something you can do.
I stopped caring about football sometime in between Tom Brady doing a postgame interview in a MAGA hat and it being revealed that the NFL has been purposefully giving people brain damage to sell shitty beer, but I’m still very glad the Eagles won.
February 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I stopped caring about football sometime in between Tom Brady doing a postgame interview in a MAGA hat and it being revealed that the NFL has been purposefully giving people brain damage to sell shitty beer, but I’m still very glad the Eagles won.
I went to Costco the day before a big snow and the Super Bowl and now I feel like I can take on anything.
February 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I went to Costco the day before a big snow and the Super Bowl and now I feel like I can take on anything.
I bet Anakin had a podcast.
February 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I bet Anakin had a podcast.
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headline: Elon Musk has constructed the Howling Engine, which converts the anguished cries of children into cancer
democrats: in these dark times, the american people need us to reach across the aisle
democrats: in these dark times, the american people need us to reach across the aisle
February 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
headline: Elon Musk has constructed the Howling Engine, which converts the anguished cries of children into cancer
democrats: in these dark times, the american people need us to reach across the aisle
democrats: in these dark times, the american people need us to reach across the aisle
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Prequel haters in ruins now that Revenge of the Sith is one of the most prescient films of all time
January 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Prequel haters in ruins now that Revenge of the Sith is one of the most prescient films of all time
Trump doesn’t care how many innocent people die in plane crashes, just like he didn’t care how many people died from Covid.
January 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Trump doesn’t care how many innocent people die in plane crashes, just like he didn’t care how many people died from Covid.
I feel really bad for everyone who got Covid but didn’t have a pitbull.
January 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I feel really bad for everyone who got Covid but didn’t have a pitbull.
Children in 2025 not only have to worry about people with guns coming into their classrooms to hurt them or their friends but also the possibility that those people will have the full support of the federal government in doing so. Kids deserve a better childhood than that.
January 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Children in 2025 not only have to worry about people with guns coming into their classrooms to hurt them or their friends but also the possibility that those people will have the full support of the federal government in doing so. Kids deserve a better childhood than that.
This is Trump’s fault.
January 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is Trump’s fault.
The prequels get a lot of hate, but I think that Palpatine saying “I will make it legal” is one of the most prophetic lines in all of cinema.
January 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The prequels get a lot of hate, but I think that Palpatine saying “I will make it legal” is one of the most prophetic lines in all of cinema.
I just checked the temperature in my weather app but all it said was “Your tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker”
January 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I just checked the temperature in my weather app but all it said was “Your tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker”
On cold days like this one I wish I had a sweater made out of whatever kind of wool Republicans having been pulling over their eyes for the last 10 years.
January 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
On cold days like this one I wish I had a sweater made out of whatever kind of wool Republicans having been pulling over their eyes for the last 10 years.
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
The audacity of this app to ask me “what’s up?” when I go to post something as if that isn’t the most loaded question ever.
January 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The audacity of this app to ask me “what’s up?” when I go to post something as if that isn’t the most loaded question ever.
The server asked “Is Pepsi ok?” And here I am. #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The server asked “Is Pepsi ok?” And here I am. #tiktokban
I’m old enough to remember learning in school how the First Amendment guaranteed that the government could never shut down media outlets, and my knees don’t even creak.
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’m old enough to remember learning in school how the First Amendment guaranteed that the government could never shut down media outlets, and my knees don’t even creak.