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Peter Mills
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Please mind your luggage before stepping on the gap and moving heavy luggage and uniforms
January 11, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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if the ritual is free you are the sacrifice
December 20, 2023 at 6:33 PM
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People on bluesky love complaining about the pot but as the frog inside it I can tell you the water isn’t THAT hot
December 11, 2023 at 2:18 AM
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Capitalists are like “let me make sure our conceptions of time outlive us so future societies can measure a workers worth through hours and minutes”
November 27, 2023 at 2:01 PM
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disrupting the tech sector with my new product idea: a number that only goes up
November 27, 2023 at 7:41 AM
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My real crank theory is that Inception and The Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions and the show Lost created an environment where you could sell consumers inconclusively or poorly written stories but make them like it by convincing them they were smart enough that they worked it out
November 24, 2023 at 11:44 PM
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The Woke Left has somehow made an exact copy of me that cruelly yet accurately mocks me while I brush my teeth
November 23, 2023 at 3:43 AM
subscription only. £19.99 per month
November 23, 2023 at 12:24 PM
haven’t seen the baader-meinhof phenomenon much recently
November 23, 2023 at 10:47 AM
Does anyone know what font this is? It’s beautiful
November 22, 2023 at 8:21 PM
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It would make an interesting cinéma vérité film.

Forget kangaroo anus Farridge devouring kangaroo anus in a pretend-jungle stage set in the wilds of suburban Australia - here's Claire doing her shrieking porno run through the towns of Blighty.
November 22, 2023 at 10:08 AM
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I avoid replying much because of how the “show replies with >X likes” setting works for high-follower accounts. Users who have a low threshold see my replies, then their likes quickly push it over the threshold for others.

I’ve been meaning to post about this but I guess I can just reply here.
November 21, 2023 at 3:31 PM
telling my kids the reason people had red eyes in photos is because of western foreign policy post 9/11
November 18, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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Holy shit
November 17, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Waiting for the next Sam to get arrested
November 16, 2023 at 11:47 PM
3hrs to make and break Christian baby. These are Twitter numbers. V impressive.
November 15, 2023 at 12:33 AM
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cranking my dpi up to six thousand just to feel something
November 14, 2023 at 12:27 PM
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a ghost has seen me
November 14, 2023 at 2:54 PM
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We found another sheet of hand-written Belle and Sebastian lyrics at the crime scene, chief. You know what that means…The Moleskine Killer is back…
November 14, 2023 at 1:53 PM
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Sex so good your monocle falls out
November 14, 2023 at 2:52 PM
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make you work hard
make you spend hard, make you want all of her love 🎵
November 13, 2023 at 8:03 PM
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔗𝔥𝔯𝔢𝔢 𝔒'ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔠𝔨 𝔄𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔳𝔞 𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔦𝔠𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔒𝔵𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔡 ℜ𝔞𝔦𝔩 𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔶 𝔞𝔫 𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔰𝔦𝔵𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔲𝔱𝔢𝔰.
November 13, 2023 at 5:59 PM