Reginald Turkeywater
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Reginald Turkeywater
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· Oct 21
Cyclists Handling Urban Danger
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You should play this silly little biking downtown simulator game that I made with my girlfriend chud.dev
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If you could easily lose your life riding in a painted bike gutter, always and unapologetically ride your bike on the sidewalk.
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If you could easily lose your life riding in a painted bike gutter, always and unapologetically ride your bike on the sidewalk.
I know that a real answer is like "drink less caffeine" and "get more sleep" but is there like a secret vitamin I can take to stop my eye from twitching?
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I know that a real answer is like "drink less caffeine" and "get more sleep" but is there like a secret vitamin I can take to stop my eye from twitching?
It's almost breadtime
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It's almost breadtime
youtu.be/be-LbSaEzZQ 10 years ago an undercover cop, or someone who thought I was acting like I was rolling, asked me if I had any ecstasy at the cashmere cat show at canopy club.
Cashmere Cat - With Me (Official Video)
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November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
youtu.be/be-LbSaEzZQ 10 years ago an undercover cop, or someone who thought I was acting like I was rolling, asked me if I had any ecstasy at the cashmere cat show at canopy club.
Chicago Tribune Editorial: In defense of JB Pritzker, honorable top cop fellator of our state
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Chicago Tribune Editorial: In defense of JB Pritzker, honorable top cop fellator of our state
Finding out that one of my friends is going on a date an immediately brainstorming the nosiest questions imaginable so that my girlfriend doesn't tell me she's disappointed in me later.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Finding out that one of my friends is going on a date an immediately brainstorming the nosiest questions imaginable so that my girlfriend doesn't tell me she's disappointed in me later.
Tegan's going to be gone this weekend so I gotta come up with weird shit to cook that I can take pictures of to make her go "what the hell are you doing?" I'm thinking soft pretzels and mushroom ketchup
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Tegan's going to be gone this weekend so I gotta come up with weird shit to cook that I can take pictures of to make her go "what the hell are you doing?" I'm thinking soft pretzels and mushroom ketchup
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Ensluttification
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ensluttification
One time in smartbar a guy turned on his phone flashlight to look at the ground so I stepped out of his way and stepped on an object. I picked it up and asked "is this what you were looking for?" And it was indeed the cap to his poppers.
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
One time in smartbar a guy turned on his phone flashlight to look at the ground so I stepped out of his way and stepped on an object. I picked it up and asked "is this what you were looking for?" And it was indeed the cap to his poppers.
There has been some sort of cultural shift among the drivers waiting in traffic to get on the highway lately. Absolute incessant honking seemingly for fun, patterns, long-presses, many joining in at once, etc. I actually hate them passionately. Take the fucking Metra!
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
There has been some sort of cultural shift among the drivers waiting in traffic to get on the highway lately. Absolute incessant honking seemingly for fun, patterns, long-presses, many joining in at once, etc. I actually hate them passionately. Take the fucking Metra!
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They can take it away but it will always be there
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
They can take it away but it will always be there
Someone was desirepathposting yesterday and it made me think of this genius sidewalk configuration
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Someone was desirepathposting yesterday and it made me think of this genius sidewalk configuration
Tegan just signed a job offer 🥳 I am no longer a trad bf!
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Tegan just signed a job offer 🥳 I am no longer a trad bf!
"100 gecs" stands for 100 github enterprise clouds fyi
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"100 gecs" stands for 100 github enterprise clouds fyi
People I don't know stop telling me to freeze my chili challenge
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
People I don't know stop telling me to freeze my chili challenge
Do couples who both have really long hair ever wake up with their hair knotted together?
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Do couples who both have really long hair ever wake up with their hair knotted together?
Fuck big aurora you can't make me look at the sky
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fuck big aurora you can't make me look at the sky
Making a vat of chili sounds like a great easy meal prep idea until you've had it 4 meals in a row and your sweat starts smelling like chili
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Making a vat of chili sounds like a great easy meal prep idea until you've had it 4 meals in a row and your sweat starts smelling like chili
Three-cueing is when your hips are pushed back, your chest is up, and your knees are slightly bent. Then you rip that deadlift. At least that's what I'm guessing.
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Three-cueing is when your hips are pushed back, your chest is up, and your knees are slightly bent. Then you rip that deadlift. At least that's what I'm guessing.
We deserve better than this
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We deserve better than this
I'm looking for a sci-fi story where a new technology offers an almost utopian vision of the future but there's a sinister twist where it comes at the expense of human agency, are there any of those out there?
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I'm looking for a sci-fi story where a new technology offers an almost utopian vision of the future but there's a sinister twist where it comes at the expense of human agency, are there any of those out there?
I want to raise awareness that they make coats in a variety of colors other than black. They even make blue ones for boys!
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I want to raise awareness that they make coats in a variety of colors other than black. They even make blue ones for boys!