Perrito
perritoswan.bsky.social
Perrito
@perritoswan.bsky.social
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If you think about it the wrong way, Pam Bondi is sort of the most successful blackout poet of our time
The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I spent the last 20 minutes choosing the *least alarming* way to say “I’m not okay” in a text. Sent “all good!” instead.
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Listening to 2015-era AI discourse
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
In an academic dream journal all the abstracts would just say, “had a weird one”
October 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Starting to read Kant and realizing why philosophers started putting equations in their papers
September 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
James Cameron invented AI boyfriends in 1991 for the Action/Sci-Fi film “Terminator 2: Judgment Day”
July 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Started a new personal Google account. Been archiving emails for the first time ever. Feels a bit like one of those weirdly empty affluent homes. Maybe the endless spam mail adds character
March 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Themed party concept: Wine’s Strongest Man

Attendees get wine drunk and do various strength feats using wine paraphernalia, e.g wine bottle curls/front loads, wine crate loading, box wine overhead press
March 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
lol my university is going to use an AI to read out student names at commencement. Love that.
March 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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i'm not sure about much, but one thing i'm pretty sure of is that gavin newsom is never gonna be president
March 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Really thought I could make this chapter short and to the point
February 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Thesis drafting feels sort of like a timed write that will never end
February 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
February 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
May have slightly fucked up the arc of this chapter. Tragic Shakespearian reflections against misogynistic and xenophobic paranoia to be immediately followed by a silly goofy comedy about how everyone’s a slut
February 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Liberals got war in the culture war
Army guidance on implementing President Trump's order on transgender troops, filed in court today, says to NOT take adverse personnel action against people based on gender identity "at this time" and to continue medical treatment. for gender dysphoria.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
January 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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When I was a child, I never imagined that correct formatting on a pdf copy and paste would be such a profound source of joy in my adult life
January 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
oops I made a thesis drafting plan and I already want to die
January 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If my paper is about rough drafting, that means it’s thematically appropriate to submit at the last second with 0 revision work, not a serious flaw in my workflow
December 15, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I’ve started to regularly write page+ long paragraphs in my papers. I’m transforming into something that I’ve always dreaded. I don’t know how to stop
December 13, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Something immensely thrilling about using court documents in a term paper. Real sleuth shit. JSTOR can never make me feel this way
December 5, 2024 at 10:57 PM
December 4, 2024 at 4:08 PM