Penelope
penwrites.bsky.social
Penelope
@penwrites.bsky.social
nyc-based storyteller, theatre nerd, writer, experience creator, history communicator, refugee from a red state. witch. opinions are mine and not shared by my employer, is a thing I should probably say. 🏳️‍🌈
Plain, a goodly amount of cream cheese. Not toasted. Lox if I’m feeling fancy.
October 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The Hugo Blackstreet Boys
September 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Found this, while attempting to answer the inevitable questions.

JOHNSON!
JOHNSON!!
JOHNSON!!!
September 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Honky Tonk Blues? In this economy? Shan't. I can maybe, *maybe* give you the beat, boys, if your soul needs to be freed.
September 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Have you seen the rent these days? Surely you cannot expect that I will give you shelter simply because you demanded it.
September 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When people were having loud sex in the college dorms, a friend liked to turn speakers to the walls and play "C Is For Cookie" at full blast. It worked *almost* every time.
July 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Maybe a finer sized decomposed granite?
July 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I know exactly the part you mean, and I literally thought "I bet Kathryn's watch threw an alert tonight"
June 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I really like Ellipsus, even though not having pages (yet) is taking some real getting used to. Not having AI anywhere near it is enough to make me put up with the lack of pages.
May 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
And a publication covering immersive theatre, too! 😆
May 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is SO highly state dependent that you really can’t make generalized advice like this without knowing the specific states and details. someone who lives in NJ and works in NY would be screwed by following this advice. Unless it was an aspirational “should” like “this ideally should be the law”
April 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.”

“It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.” is also a strong contender tbh
April 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
As promised, purchased! 🙌
March 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Can these be stickers, please? We would buy them immediately.
March 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Absolutely fantastic—and fascinating—interview. Thank you for this.
March 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Katie Dowd's travel articles are universally worth reading.
March 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Is this an action the law allows him to take?
February 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I appreciate how open you are, generally. I met you at Worldcon many a year ago in San Antonio and I appreciated then how open to meeting new people you were too!
February 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is a civil lawsuit and not criminal charges, despite what the AG said. You’d think the USAG would know the difference, but that’s where we are right now.
February 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It makes me very happy that this character shows Jersey City some love ❤️
February 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM