Where's my new Animal Crossing to cope with during this strange and undesirable time period?

I stand by Pure Deliciousness.
Pineapple GOES ON PIZZA

Today’s pedantic pet peeve: ‘Every full moon I turn into a werewolf.’ No, no, no, you don’t. You’re already a werewolf. You’re a werewolf the whole time. Every full moon you turn into a *wolf*. The only time you ‘turned into a werewolf’ was that night when you first got bitten by another one.

One thing is for sure. With no TikTok ima get hella reading done #tiktokrefugee #booktok

Fuck it, might as well check on my island in Animal Crossing