Chris Penis Jones
@penisjones.bsky.social
Witnessing 9/11 from ground zero turned me bi. Comedian and potential veteran from Tampa
Dude I might get a car
June 19, 2023 at 4:59 AM
Dude I might get a car
Honestly, your honor, The Flash was so bad that in a panic I genuinely mistook it for a fire. If I’m guilty of anything it’s only for guessing too loud.
June 18, 2023 at 11:08 AM
Honestly, your honor, The Flash was so bad that in a panic I genuinely mistook it for a fire. If I’m guilty of anything it’s only for guessing too loud.
Christopher and Sobekhotep are basically the same kind of name. Fuck.
June 17, 2023 at 8:38 AM
Christopher and Sobekhotep are basically the same kind of name. Fuck.
Should I post cum on here or what?
June 17, 2023 at 4:05 AM
Should I post cum on here or what?
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The concept of "cracking eggs" sucks so fucking bad. At best you're rushing someone who will figure their shit out in their own time and at worst you're enforcing the idea that if a guy is at all "feminine" then he must not really be a man. Please chill out
June 15, 2023 at 6:16 PM
The concept of "cracking eggs" sucks so fucking bad. At best you're rushing someone who will figure their shit out in their own time and at worst you're enforcing the idea that if a guy is at all "feminine" then he must not really be a man. Please chill out
Pizzachos in the airfryer
June 15, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Pizzachos in the airfryer
No Stacy but masc Lesbians are my dawgs
June 9, 2023 at 5:07 AM
No Stacy but masc Lesbians are my dawgs
If I am ever eaten by my Roommates, DO NOT assume foul play
June 6, 2023 at 5:59 PM
If I am ever eaten by my Roommates, DO NOT assume foul play
You know who I hate? Interlopers. Never leave well enough alone, those folks. Why? Lope your own fuckin shit, man.
June 6, 2023 at 5:56 PM
You know who I hate? Interlopers. Never leave well enough alone, those folks. Why? Lope your own fuckin shit, man.
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we gotta stop the computer we gotta hit it with sticks and push it into the ocean
June 6, 2023 at 4:30 AM
we gotta stop the computer we gotta hit it with sticks and push it into the ocean
Spider Gwen is trans? Bitch who cares! If she’s xxs or xys that gal is wrought from spiders!
June 6, 2023 at 4:31 AM
Spider Gwen is trans? Bitch who cares! If she’s xxs or xys that gal is wrought from spiders!
I’m the cis version of transmasculine
June 6, 2023 at 4:25 AM
I’m the cis version of transmasculine
This is bar none my favorite photo ever taken of me rn. Form is solid. Angle is killer. Confidence is effusive. Explanation is nonexistent.
June 6, 2023 at 2:47 AM
This is bar none my favorite photo ever taken of me rn. Form is solid. Angle is killer. Confidence is effusive. Explanation is nonexistent.
Due to wokeness “male” and “female” plugs have been renamed to “top” and “f@g”
June 5, 2023 at 1:55 PM
Due to wokeness “male” and “female” plugs have been renamed to “top” and “f@g”
If gefilte fish could talk they’d be on fucking 4chan dude
May 31, 2023 at 10:36 AM
If gefilte fish could talk they’d be on fucking 4chan dude
“White women are only attracted to dogs because they scare black people.” Now THATS a premise
May 31, 2023 at 10:35 AM
“White women are only attracted to dogs because they scare black people.” Now THATS a premise
You couldn’t make m*a*s*h today. At least not in Florida. Klinger would be illegal to film.
May 31, 2023 at 10:35 AM
You couldn’t make m*a*s*h today. At least not in Florida. Klinger would be illegal to film.
Culturally, we have neglected peaches
May 31, 2023 at 10:35 AM
Culturally, we have neglected peaches
I could never commit a hate crime. I just love crime too much
May 31, 2023 at 10:34 AM
I could never commit a hate crime. I just love crime too much
Racism is crazy. How could you care about illegal immigrants when there are digital nomad new yorkers
May 31, 2023 at 10:34 AM
Racism is crazy. How could you care about illegal immigrants when there are digital nomad new yorkers
My type IS every barista but what I hate is
-spending $6 in the day time
-coffee
-gay or otherwise queer milks
-spending $6 in the day time
-coffee
-gay or otherwise queer milks
May 31, 2023 at 10:33 AM
My type IS every barista but what I hate is
-spending $6 in the day time
-coffee
-gay or otherwise queer milks
-spending $6 in the day time
-coffee
-gay or otherwise queer milks