What a performative wasted of time and energy.

MY EYES

I am not vibing with this new Quaker Oats guy. He used to look JUST like my dad, to the point that my children wondered why there were all those pictures of Granddaddy in that one aisle at Costco. This slim and trim silver fox thing they've got going on is actually creeping me out.

Interestingly, I have never once attended any of my husband's product meetings at the various companies he's worked at and we've been married 27 years. Was I supposed to and I didn't receive the memo? To be fair, he doesn't attend any of my work meetings either, so...

"persuade" sure, sure.

My first one was a 2013 Model S, my second one a 2015 Model S, and like others I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS A LUNATIC. When you know better, you do better.

I've owned 2 Teslas and I'm delighted to be rid of them both. I sold my first one 2 years ago for 20K despite high miles and first gen tech. Sold the second one a month ago for 14K despite low miles and all the upgrades. I'm lucky to have gotten rid of it, now I probably couldn't even give it away.

If I was a cashier there, i would absolutely provide a ballad. I'd make one up on the spot if I had to.

Oh my gosh, I see that! 15 of them I think across my name and my pen name. Not all my books, there's a few not on the list, but most of them! Crazy.

Fuck you, PureTalk. You got your target audience wrong, wrong, wrong.

Information *science* jeez. So used to typing "information systems" I just did it on autopilot! lol

We saw how it worked out when he "rah rah rah'd" the Kansas City Chiefs

My favorite is Merge of Eternity. Like a treatise on Seattle driving.

Maybe a spinoff!