Captain
@pelicantowndyke.bsky.social
41 yr old they/them queer somewhere in philly
cops are gross
cops are gross
Pinned
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saw someone post that they "take their frustration out in the voting booth"
and i imagined some guy just absolutely losing his shit while voting and the poor poll workers being like "fuck. another one. get the tranq gun."
and i imagined some guy just absolutely losing his shit while voting and the poor poll workers being like "fuck. another one. get the tranq gun."
January 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
saw someone post that they "take their frustration out in the voting booth"
and i imagined some guy just absolutely losing his shit while voting and the poor poll workers being like "fuck. another one. get the tranq gun."
and i imagined some guy just absolutely losing his shit while voting and the poor poll workers being like "fuck. another one. get the tranq gun."
I miss having green hair and giant honkers ngl
January 13, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I miss having green hair and giant honkers ngl
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An unsuspecting wasp feeding on the catch of a Yellow Garden spider.
#nature #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography
#nature #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography
November 21, 2024 at 3:55 AM
An unsuspecting wasp feeding on the catch of a Yellow Garden spider.
#nature #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography
#nature #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography
NOOOOO goddamnit libby don't allow ai wtf! I JUST got an ereader and use it with overdrive exclusively but this is making me rethink my options 💔
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January 13, 2026 at 9:41 AM
NOOOOO goddamnit libby don't allow ai wtf! I JUST got an ereader and use it with overdrive exclusively but this is making me rethink my options 💔
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I hope I give off "dilf who is slightly possessed by a demon" vibes
September 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I hope I give off "dilf who is slightly possessed by a demon" vibes
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Just thought up “fruit pleather”. It’s like fruit leather but instead of fruit it’s made of polyurethane
January 12, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Just thought up “fruit pleather”. It’s like fruit leather but instead of fruit it’s made of polyurethane
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in retrospect walking out of the muck was a mistake
January 12, 2026 at 12:25 PM
in retrospect walking out of the muck was a mistake
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now more than ever
January 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
now more than ever
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Howcum long time to short for long but short not long to tine?
January 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Howcum long time to short for long but short not long to tine?
2 likes = doin numbers
January 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
2 likes = doin numbers
I piss just like everyone else, one leg at a time
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I piss just like everyone else, one leg at a time
*cowboy Woody voice* there's a snake in my cooch!
January 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
*cowboy Woody voice* there's a snake in my cooch!
I got that dog in me and by dog I mean autism
January 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I got that dog in me and by dog I mean autism
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uhhhh look like u got lost in the ruins of yrself playboy
January 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
uhhhh look like u got lost in the ruins of yrself playboy
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he more sponge now than man
January 11, 2026 at 5:22 AM
he more sponge now than man
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once i become president + extort a bunch of money from billionaires + buy walmart im renaming arkansas "gay village"
January 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
once i become president + extort a bunch of money from billionaires + buy walmart im renaming arkansas "gay village"
let's go losers we're gonna cruise the streets of Pittsburgh listening to the polka station
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
let's go losers we're gonna cruise the streets of Pittsburgh listening to the polka station
I like the way you work it no diggity I gotta barf it up
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I like the way you work it no diggity I gotta barf it up
show me how those tits fart
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
show me how those tits fart
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me when I run into a minor inconvenience
September 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
me when I run into a minor inconvenience
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This is the kind of country ass trash I am
September 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is the kind of country ass trash I am
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hey. you. stop doomscrolling and get off the toilet. hemorrhoids won’t stop the fascists.
January 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
hey. you. stop doomscrolling and get off the toilet. hemorrhoids won’t stop the fascists.
I'm still in love with Jo Calderone tbh
January 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I'm still in love with Jo Calderone tbh
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left or rite rich or poor every one has to play nice on ebay maybe ebay should run this country
January 10, 2026 at 7:59 PM
left or rite rich or poor every one has to play nice on ebay maybe ebay should run this country