We don’t need advertisers on bsky and we don’t need to pay a monthly subscription for it. Our employers just need to directly pay bsky to shut down one hour a day so we can all focus on work for 60 uninterrupted minutes

anyone else just not ever get any invite codes?

thankfully i have enough invite codes for all my real life friends (0)

who called it a policemen's ball and not pigs in a banquet

Press F to pay respect.

Bluesky needs Lil Jon to take skeets to the next level

kendall roy after getting a bluesky invite: “yeah, we’re fuckin’ taking it back to the 1990s, it’s some low cost high end shit. elon’s out, jack’s back in, that sort of thing. jess, i need you to get the bluesky team on the phone, let’s talk acquisition. fold this in with pierce, that’s 12.5 easy.”

Where we droppin, fam?

how do i pay $8 a month for this app

should have pretended to be will ferrell here. that's like the best thing you can do when a new twitter starts up

getting skeet-pilled. going bluesky mode. in my jack-cel era.

someone put me in contact with the guy who runs elonjet, i need to give him an invite code

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch