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Matthew Peckham
@peccamus.bsky.social
Live theatre professional, ancient history & literature amateur. Dog fancier, tea drinker, politics junkie, grammar snob.
Motto: BEATI SVMVS SED PECCAMVS
#Clerihew

I'm composing a poem
About Kristi Noem
Of epic dimensions
To match her extensions.
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 AM
@lrlr.bsky.social
18Ac not up to scratch
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I have a feeling Hegseth thinks Starship Troopers was a training film.
October 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
No, you live in the only country in the world where they're at risk of something like this happening.
One thing that really hits you when you're directly affected by gun violence in schools is that there's nowhere to hide. Public, private, religious, whatever - unless you're going to homeschool your kids, we live in a world where they're at risk of something like this happening.
August 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Reposted by Matthew Peckham
Here's me. "A comprehensive list of the non-lethal parts of my big death plane"
A comprehensive list of the non-lethal parts of my big death plane - The Shot
F-35s don’t show up to soup kitchens and community gyms to play five-a-side football with disadvantaged kids.
theshot.net.au
August 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@senatorwong.bsky.social
Which part of an F-35 is the lethal part?
August 2, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Reposted by Matthew Peckham
Reposted by Matthew Peckham
If only women suffering domestic violence were semites.

#AusPol
July 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Herewith I formally nominate Francesca Albanese for the Nobel Prize for Peace.
Do I have a second?
July 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
We will yoke unicorns to the plough, we will sow the magic beans, we will reap the greatest harvest in history and golden eggs will be a dollar a dozen.
Brooke Rollins on farm laborers: "There will be no amnesty. The mass deportations continue, but in a strategic way. And we move the workforce toward automation and 100% American participation, which with 34 million able-bodied on Medicaid we should be able to do fairly quickly."
July 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Clip-on bow-ties are so vulgar.
Anyone who tries to weaponise the Epstein files for political gain always ends up telling on themselves.
The question remains how Skum would know who is in them.
Well, I wonder...
June 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Reposted by Matthew Peckham
ArtsHub’s team went to check out RISING’s exhibition ‘Swingers’ last night at Flinders Street Station. Here is a quick look at the show, a nine-hole mini golf course designed by Australian and international female artists.
June 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
And it made me realise something I hadn't: those ancient potters had really high-quality brushes. Did Potter Street have a brush maker's shop?
Skilled & specialised work
Elegant Minoan ewer from Bronze Age Crete.

The dense reed-type decoration was created with deftly painted brushstrokes by an ancient artist some 3,500 years ago!

Heraklion Archaeological Museum 📷 by me

#Archaeology 🏺
May 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What Trump sees in a mirror is the dream of a disturbed, distorted and diseased imagination.
“Keep his mouth shut” says the guy who talks like a brain aneurysm wearing cufflinks.
May 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
@siliconopolitan.bsky.social
OK, now tell me – who is Craig David?
May 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Probably also worth mentioning that Newton was a horrible, mean, selfish & vengeful little man.
May 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
@samantharatnam.bsky.social So close!
If Khalil holds, let it be known that he owes his seat to Lib preferences.
May 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
@deniseshrivell.bsky.social
can you get any more gain on Michael's mic? 1
May 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The press unite to stop Dutton
April 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Disasters aren't waiting to happen.
April 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Of all the 'World Leaders' in the world, Francis is the only one I can think of who really was.
April 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
@scaramucci.bsky.social
1 Hegseth = 10 Scaramuccis
April 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Can anyone explain why the press refer to American Congress(wo)men as 'lawmakers'?
April 17, 2025 at 11:27 AM
All those Mummy movies about ancient Egyptians being raised from the dead – so Peter Dutton is a reincarnated priest of Osiris?
The Berlin Green Head - a masterpiece dating to the Late or Ptolemaic period (350-30 BC), named after the colour of its stone. The head of a bald man made from greenschist is believed to be a representation of an #Egyptian priest

On display at Neues Museum, Berlin

📷 me

🏺 #AncientEgyptBluesky
April 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM