Every July
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We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire where Mrs. Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there...
Question to those with synesthesia: out of Sgt. Bilko, Down Periscope, and McHale's Navy, which one tastes the best?
August 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Question to those with synesthesia: out of Sgt. Bilko, Down Periscope, and McHale's Navy, which one tastes the best?
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huge fan of the 70 year old german guy who uploaded this 360 degree interactive panorama of inside a corn flakes bag. it's in the corn flakes article on
May 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
huge fan of the 70 year old german guy who uploaded this 360 degree interactive panorama of inside a corn flakes bag. it's in the corn flakes article on
Remember: they got Dracula on tax evasion.
March 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Remember: they got Dracula on tax evasion.
[Through exhausted, anguished wheezing] "L-... Lost... another-- *coughing up blood* loan to Ditech..."
March 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
[Through exhausted, anguished wheezing] "L-... Lost... another-- *coughing up blood* loan to Ditech..."
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Genuinely overheard at a Zaxby's:
Old Man 1: Moe and Larry both committed suicide. Curly died of a drug overdose. And -- I believe -- Shemp was murdered by a business partner.
Old Man 2: [Shaking head] Mm-mmm. The funniest ones always have the saddest lives.
Old Man 1: Yessir.
Old Man 1: Moe and Larry both committed suicide. Curly died of a drug overdose. And -- I believe -- Shemp was murdered by a business partner.
Old Man 2: [Shaking head] Mm-mmm. The funniest ones always have the saddest lives.
Old Man 1: Yessir.
January 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Genuinely overheard at a Zaxby's:
Old Man 1: Moe and Larry both committed suicide. Curly died of a drug overdose. And -- I believe -- Shemp was murdered by a business partner.
Old Man 2: [Shaking head] Mm-mmm. The funniest ones always have the saddest lives.
Old Man 1: Yessir.
Old Man 1: Moe and Larry both committed suicide. Curly died of a drug overdose. And -- I believe -- Shemp was murdered by a business partner.
Old Man 2: [Shaking head] Mm-mmm. The funniest ones always have the saddest lives.
Old Man 1: Yessir.
Lex is like: "I'unno, man... Maybe I'll just shoot him. Have I ever just shot him? I know it probably won't work, but I got serious burnout."
December 19, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Lex is like: "I'unno, man... Maybe I'll just shoot him. Have I ever just shot him? I know it probably won't work, but I got serious burnout."
If the mayor of your city doesn't constantly walk around wearing a big sash that says "MAYOR", they're not legitimate and you're being scammed.
November 24, 2024 at 6:37 PM
If the mayor of your city doesn't constantly walk around wearing a big sash that says "MAYOR", they're not legitimate and you're being scammed.
Robert Stack would be like, "Please call us with any info that might bring the victim's family some closure and the murderer to justice. Now, our next story.... Sasquatch--We're gonna get that son of a bitch."
November 22, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Robert Stack would be like, "Please call us with any info that might bring the victim's family some closure and the murderer to justice. Now, our next story.... Sasquatch--We're gonna get that son of a bitch."
New to BlueSky. Where is the "Turn Off Anime" button? Also, where is the "Turn On Vincent Price" button?
October 18, 2024 at 9:05 PM
New to BlueSky. Where is the "Turn Off Anime" button? Also, where is the "Turn On Vincent Price" button?