When someone tells me the amish voted for Trump because of wanting freedom to sell raw milk.
Okay sure that and also something else:

I hate gaining wisdom through painful life experience, I miss being a big stupid dummy

Felt cute

Me: oh, what tangled webs we weave...

Instructor: ...you were supposed to be making a basket

I'm an independent woman who can do it all but also I don't want to

#memedump