phd in I told you so, knighthood in...
Airport Queues ? Get a motorcycle !
Movie Quotes:
"You are a Meaningful and Valued member of ... "
"Activate the Omega 13"
This needs Attention.
Europa en onze digitale toekomst staan niet tussen de ‘prioriteiten’ waar D66 en CDA nu een agenda voor schrijven.
Nee, deze onderwerpen scoren niet lekker in de peilingen, maar het zijn wel de fundamenten van onze toekomst. En daar moet deze formatie alle aandacht voor zijn.
This needs Attention.
No jokes about Devs creating tables.
And having 7 columns with actual names, well, it Is an Improvement over key-integer + payload-varchar2...
No jokes about Devs creating tables.
And having 7 columns with actual names, well, it Is an Improvement over key-integer + payload-varchar2...
At parse time the database merges these with the parent query, replacing parameters with the actual values passed
Macros come in two types
Scalar - use in SELECT, WHERE, ORDER BY, etc.
Table - use in FROM
At parse time the database merges these with the parent query, replacing parameters with the actual values passed
Macros come in two types
Scalar - use in SELECT, WHERE, ORDER BY, etc.
Table - use in FROM
And potentially Addictive...
And potentially Addictive...
just push your text to t' internet.
just push your text to t' internet.
Oracle 26ai can provide UUID-V4.
Soon UUID-V7 ?
simpleoracledba.blogspot.com/2025/11/orac...
Just Playful code....
Dont Use this in Anger..
If you give them a finger they take the whole arm...
Oracle 26ai can provide UUID-V4.
Soon UUID-V7 ?
simpleoracledba.blogspot.com/2025/11/orac...
Just Playful code....
Dont Use this in Anger..
If you give them a finger they take the whole arm...
...and in the next 4hrs you receive 180+ mails (from cronjobs...)
Some Things Never Change...
#DBAsRunTheWorld (I have that sticker somewhere.. Thx to @mikedietrichde.com )
...and in the next 4hrs you receive 180+ mails (from cronjobs...)
Some Things Never Change...
#DBAsRunTheWorld (I have that sticker somewhere.. Thx to @mikedietrichde.com )
The vacuum-cleaner spying + pwd-sniffing on your home-network ??
codetiger.github.io/blog/the-day...
The vacuum-cleaner spying + pwd-sniffing on your home-network ??
codetiger.github.io/blog/the-day...
Nice, and interesting to play with.
But I am also expecting at least UUID-V7 in the near future, Right ?
/cc @oracleasktom.bsky.social and @oracleace.bsky.social
simpleoracledba.blogspot.com/2025/11/orac...
Nice, and interesting to play with.
But I am also expecting at least UUID-V7 in the near future, Right ?
/cc @oracleasktom.bsky.social and @oracleace.bsky.social
simpleoracledba.blogspot.com/2025/11/orac...
Shout out to @richard.fichtner.dev for the great idea!
Shout out to @richard.fichtner.dev for the great idea!
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Set. That. Info.
In python it is as simple as assigning a str:
ora_connection.module = 'this is the culprit'
It doesnt even cause an additional round-trip, the setting is piggybacked on the next real call, just so you know.
(did I mention I dont like round-trips... I guess I did)
Have you ever struggled tracing SQL back to the app? Use setClientInfo(...) to add meaningful metadata to your JDBC queries. It makes tracing and perf debugging way easier.
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Set. That. Info.
In python it is as simple as assigning a str:
ora_connection.module = 'this is the culprit'
It doesnt even cause an additional round-trip, the setting is piggybacked on the next real call, just so you know.
(did I mention I dont like round-trips... I guess I did)
That is a very read-worthy list.
And a sign that "the community" is still very much Alive.
oracle-base.com/blog/2025/10...
@oracleace @OracleAPEX #orclapex @OracleDatabase
That is a very read-worthy list.
And a sign that "the community" is still very much Alive.
Even if you only go to conferences for the food and the drinks...
I had a lot of good learning, a lot of good connections, and quite a lot of Fun from being in this program.
The ACE Apprentice level is designed to kickstart your journey as an Oracle advocate and unlock your potential within the global community. 🔒 🔑 💻
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Even if you only go to conferences for the food and the drinks...
I had a lot of good learning, a lot of good connections, and quite a lot of Fun from being in this program.
ik waardeer jullie Hogelijk.
Ga. Zo. Door.
Maar ik wil Niet Nog een App op mijn telefoons (inloggen, notifiations, tracing...).
Please, maak content (text en podcasts) ook via het ouderwetse www met een (anonieme, no-javascript, ad-blocked... ) beschikbaar.
#followthemoney
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ik waardeer jullie Hogelijk.
Ga. Zo. Door.
Maar ik wil Niet Nog een App op mijn telefoons (inloggen, notifiations, tracing...).
Please, maak content (text en podcasts) ook via het ouderwetse www met een (anonieme, no-javascript, ad-blocked... ) beschikbaar.
#followthemoney
Coordinated by @oraclebase.bsky.social, our community blogs in with that hashtag to remember Joel ...
pdvfirstblog.blogspot.com/2025/10/simp...
Coordinated by @oraclebase.bsky.social, our community blogs in with that hashtag to remember Joel ...
pdvfirstblog.blogspot.com/2025/10/simp...
This is SLOOOOOOOW
It's faster to batch records and send many in one call
How much faster?
@pdevisser.bsky.social tested with Python and batching inserted 150x more rows!
This is SLOOOOOOOW
It's faster to batch records and send many in one call
How much faster?
@pdevisser.bsky.social tested with Python and batching inserted 150x more rows!
I was read to.
I did some reading to my kids...
Not sure if it worked in our case,
but I can definitely Recommend this.
I was read to.
I did some reading to my kids...
Not sure if it worked in our case,
but I can definitely Recommend this.
oracle-base.com/blog/2025/09...
#JoelKallmanDay
@oracleace @OracleAPEX #orclapex @OracleDatabase
(including the elusive "hidden" parameter)
simpleoracledba.blogspot.com/2025/09/orac...
With Thanks to ...
@martinberx.bsky.social (blog + tips)
@connormcd.bsky.social (office hrs)
@gvenzl.bsky.social (images)
For hints, answers and container-images.
(including the elusive "hidden" parameter)
simpleoracledba.blogspot.com/2025/09/orac...
With Thanks to ...
@martinberx.bsky.social (blog + tips)
@connormcd.bsky.social (office hrs)
@gvenzl.bsky.social (images)
For hints, answers and container-images.