Piet de Visser
@pdevisser.bsky.social
Database-guy, Typo-maker, Voyager.
phd in I told you so, knighthood in...
Airport Queues ? Get a motorcycle !
Movie Quotes:
"You are a Meaningful and Valued member of ... "
"Activate the Omega 13"
phd in I told you so, knighthood in...
Airport Queues ? Get a motorcycle !
Movie Quotes:
"You are a Meaningful and Valued member of ... "
"Activate the Omega 13"
Gets better at every iteration...
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Gets better at every iteration...
New table added to Schema ...
No jokes about Devs creating tables.
And having 7 columns with actual names, well, it Is an Improvement over key-integer + payload-varchar2...
No jokes about Devs creating tables.
And having 7 columns with actual names, well, it Is an Improvement over key-integer + payload-varchar2...
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 AM
New table added to Schema ...
No jokes about Devs creating tables.
And having 7 columns with actual names, well, it Is an Improvement over key-integer + payload-varchar2...
No jokes about Devs creating tables.
And having 7 columns with actual names, well, it Is an Improvement over key-integer + payload-varchar2...
...up and running.
Thank You for maintaining those !
Thank You for maintaining those !
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
...up and running.
Thank You for maintaining those !
Thank You for maintaining those !
Remember these stickers...
(the Croatian variety is "Meni Radi" )
(the Croatian variety is "Meni Radi" )
September 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Remember these stickers...
(the Croatian variety is "Meni Radi" )
(the Croatian variety is "Meni Radi" )
I suddenly have a much higher opinion of ChatGPT..
August 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I suddenly have a much higher opinion of ChatGPT..
ZeroGPT agrees with Timor, but ChatGPT leans to "human"..
I'm neutral.. a lot of medium etc, especially when the topic is AI, smells "marketing", "clickbait", "must-produce-for-boss". A lot is just BS.. But even in the BS there can be some nuggets..
lot of AI is trained by BS.
AI-in = AI-out.
I'm neutral.. a lot of medium etc, especially when the topic is AI, smells "marketing", "clickbait", "must-produce-for-boss". A lot is just BS.. But even in the BS there can be some nuggets..
lot of AI is trained by BS.
AI-in = AI-out.
August 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
ZeroGPT agrees with Timor, but ChatGPT leans to "human"..
I'm neutral.. a lot of medium etc, especially when the topic is AI, smells "marketing", "clickbait", "must-produce-for-boss". A lot is just BS.. But even in the BS there can be some nuggets..
lot of AI is trained by BS.
AI-in = AI-out.
I'm neutral.. a lot of medium etc, especially when the topic is AI, smells "marketing", "clickbait", "must-produce-for-boss". A lot is just BS.. But even in the BS there can be some nuggets..
lot of AI is trained by BS.
AI-in = AI-out.
Here I am researching my talk for a Conference later this autumn.
And this code, ready to copy + run, pops up.
(it IS one Good Sounding number...)
And this code, ready to copy + run, pops up.
(it IS one Good Sounding number...)
August 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Here I am researching my talk for a Conference later this autumn.
And this code, ready to copy + run, pops up.
(it IS one Good Sounding number...)
And this code, ready to copy + run, pops up.
(it IS one Good Sounding number...)
And Thank You !
Also : Congrats with you recent career-moves.
I'm now running an image provided by an Oracle-VP...
(and using microdnf to tweak it a bit...)
Also : Congrats with you recent career-moves.
I'm now running an image provided by an Oracle-VP...
(and using microdnf to tweak it a bit...)
August 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
And Thank You !
Also : Congrats with you recent career-moves.
I'm now running an image provided by an Oracle-VP...
(and using microdnf to tweak it a bit...)
Also : Congrats with you recent career-moves.
I'm now running an image provided by an Oracle-VP...
(and using microdnf to tweak it a bit...)
@pougorg.bsky.social is in a month.
I got my "concept" for prez accepted, but,...
They turned it into a "workshop".
Been thinking about it.
I'll try to make it interesting, with "audience participation" (BYODatabase!).
Image of me thinking...
I got my "concept" for prez accepted, but,...
They turned it into a "workshop".
Been thinking about it.
I'll try to make it interesting, with "audience participation" (BYODatabase!).
Image of me thinking...
August 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@pougorg.bsky.social is in a month.
I got my "concept" for prez accepted, but,...
They turned it into a "workshop".
Been thinking about it.
I'll try to make it interesting, with "audience participation" (BYODatabase!).
Image of me thinking...
I got my "concept" for prez accepted, but,...
They turned it into a "workshop".
Been thinking about it.
I'll try to make it interesting, with "audience participation" (BYODatabase!).
Image of me thinking...
Brilliant.
Why didnt I know this...
(I know, I know.. RTFM... and then some...)
Why didnt I know this...
(I know, I know.. RTFM... and then some...)
July 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Brilliant.
Why didnt I know this...
(I know, I know.. RTFM... and then some...)
Why didnt I know this...
(I know, I know.. RTFM... and then some...)
Thx! my test in screenshot.
pl/sql funct and sql-macro.
col1 and col2: funct-calls.
col3: sql-macro
col4: systimestamp.
Note how the function-values vary, increase, per cell,
and start slightly newer than the systmst and sql-macro.
Macro is atomic and == systimestamp.
maybe blog soon.
pl/sql funct and sql-macro.
col1 and col2: funct-calls.
col3: sql-macro
col4: systimestamp.
Note how the function-values vary, increase, per cell,
and start slightly newer than the systmst and sql-macro.
Macro is atomic and == systimestamp.
maybe blog soon.
July 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Thx! my test in screenshot.
pl/sql funct and sql-macro.
col1 and col2: funct-calls.
col3: sql-macro
col4: systimestamp.
Note how the function-values vary, increase, per cell,
and start slightly newer than the systmst and sql-macro.
Macro is atomic and == systimestamp.
maybe blog soon.
pl/sql funct and sql-macro.
col1 and col2: funct-calls.
col3: sql-macro
col4: systimestamp.
Note how the function-values vary, increase, per cell,
and start slightly newer than the systmst and sql-macro.
Macro is atomic and == systimestamp.
maybe blog soon.
Ditto with Devs asking their ChatGPT to write code...
July 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ditto with Devs asking their ChatGPT to write code...
although, if you get payed by the hour...
July 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
although, if you get payed by the hour...
Data-processsing the #SmartDB way.
Any processing that can take place "inside the database" should be done Right There.
Bring your code to the data,
do not drag the data out to the code.
Any processing that can take place "inside the database" should be done Right There.
Bring your code to the data,
do not drag the data out to the code.
July 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Data-processsing the #SmartDB way.
Any processing that can take place "inside the database" should be done Right There.
Bring your code to the data,
do not drag the data out to the code.
Any processing that can take place "inside the database" should be done Right There.
Bring your code to the data,
do not drag the data out to the code.
Friday Thought:
This movie is 25 years old...
This movie is 25 years old...
July 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Friday Thought:
This movie is 25 years old...
This movie is 25 years old...
this meme stolen from nixCraft.. but I can relate.
June 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
this meme stolen from nixCraft.. but I can relate.
June 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
and in case anyone has doubt...
June 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
and in case anyone has doubt...
Another Year.
With Thanks to #Oracle and the team from @oracleace.bsky.social . Hope to see you at several conferences and online...
With Thanks to #Oracle and the team from @oracleace.bsky.social . Hope to see you at several conferences and online...
June 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Another Year.
With Thanks to #Oracle and the team from @oracleace.bsky.social . Hope to see you at several conferences and online...
With Thanks to #Oracle and the team from @oracleace.bsky.social . Hope to see you at several conferences and online...
You just "invalidated" a series of my test-cases, some dmp-files going back as far as 90s and v8.1.7.
Unsable on Autonomous.
But I could still import one into 23ai (free-version 25.7.0.25.01)(docker image from @gvenzl.bsky.social )
Have to revert to SQLcl and/or dp for saving testcases.
Unsable on Autonomous.
But I could still import one into 23ai (free-version 25.7.0.25.01)(docker image from @gvenzl.bsky.social )
Have to revert to SQLcl and/or dp for saving testcases.
May 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You just "invalidated" a series of my test-cases, some dmp-files going back as far as 90s and v8.1.7.
Unsable on Autonomous.
But I could still import one into 23ai (free-version 25.7.0.25.01)(docker image from @gvenzl.bsky.social )
Have to revert to SQLcl and/or dp for saving testcases.
Unsable on Autonomous.
But I could still import one into 23ai (free-version 25.7.0.25.01)(docker image from @gvenzl.bsky.social )
Have to revert to SQLcl and/or dp for saving testcases.
The One you dont want to miss.
I'm a #POUGaholic , and I'm OK with that.
@ora600pl.bsky.social
@luizafrompoland.bsky.social
#POUG2025
I'm a #POUGaholic , and I'm OK with that.
@ora600pl.bsky.social
@luizafrompoland.bsky.social
#POUG2025
May 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The One you dont want to miss.
I'm a #POUGaholic , and I'm OK with that.
@ora600pl.bsky.social
@luizafrompoland.bsky.social
#POUG2025
I'm a #POUGaholic , and I'm OK with that.
@ora600pl.bsky.social
@luizafrompoland.bsky.social
#POUG2025
All Good Answers so far. Thx!
Specific case: q+d test where python-function spits out mystats after each test/loop/run, in style of autotrace (screenshot).
Those nrs accumulate in session, unless either re-connect, or subtract, or ... re-Set => 0.
okok, I may code a subtract.
#instrumentation
Specific case: q+d test where python-function spits out mystats after each test/loop/run, in style of autotrace (screenshot).
Those nrs accumulate in session, unless either re-connect, or subtract, or ... re-Set => 0.
okok, I may code a subtract.
#instrumentation
April 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
All Good Answers so far. Thx!
Specific case: q+d test where python-function spits out mystats after each test/loop/run, in style of autotrace (screenshot).
Those nrs accumulate in session, unless either re-connect, or subtract, or ... re-Set => 0.
okok, I may code a subtract.
#instrumentation
Specific case: q+d test where python-function spits out mystats after each test/loop/run, in style of autotrace (screenshot).
Those nrs accumulate in session, unless either re-connect, or subtract, or ... re-Set => 0.
okok, I may code a subtract.
#instrumentation
ok, but I prefer the "original", the Buick GNX, in FBI-edition...
April 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
ok, but I prefer the "original", the Buick GNX, in FBI-edition...
