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Former archivist, librarian, and other random jobs that required literacy. Now I cultivate gardens and friends.
Would it stop working if I forget to update the software?
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Would it stop working if I forget to update the software?
I don’t trust her as far as I could throw her, but she’s right about Trump.
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I don’t trust her as far as I could throw her, but she’s right about Trump.
Well, let’s see. Who do we know in federal government who is wildly vindictive, insanely litigious and completely incompetent?
December 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Well, let’s see. Who do we know in federal government who is wildly vindictive, insanely litigious and completely incompetent?
Is Rubio planning to pivot to a career in stand up comedy? No renuncies a tu trabajo diario, Marco.
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Is Rubio planning to pivot to a career in stand up comedy? No renuncies a tu trabajo diario, Marco.
In none of the coverage I’ve read has anyone asked where or when did he get the gun.
December 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
In none of the coverage I’ve read has anyone asked where or when did he get the gun.
A recent study by WalletHub ranks the state of Oklahoma 50th in education. Walters should be hiding his face in shame, not chiding the judges.
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A recent study by WalletHub ranks the state of Oklahoma 50th in education. Walters should be hiding his face in shame, not chiding the judges.
As long as it doesn’t make you wombative.
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
As long as it doesn’t make you wombative.
ICE agent is a thug? Shocked!
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
ICE agent is a thug? Shocked!
Wait, there were people who didn’t like the Dropkick Murphys? (sorry, I live in the Boston area and didn’t know that was possible.)
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Wait, there were people who didn’t like the Dropkick Murphys? (sorry, I live in the Boston area and didn’t know that was possible.)
But some of the assumptions are wild! One man thought Trump saying “drill, baby, drill” would somehow lower gas prices. Dems need to overcome magical thinking to reach these folks.
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
But some of the assumptions are wild! One man thought Trump saying “drill, baby, drill” would somehow lower gas prices. Dems need to overcome magical thinking to reach these folks.
Sorry, I can’t think about this topic without hearing the voice of Martin Short’s “Only Murders in the Building” character waxing poetic about dip.
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Sorry, I can’t think about this topic without hearing the voice of Martin Short’s “Only Murders in the Building” character waxing poetic about dip.
I’d totally dress up for my flight if they were going to feed me a hot meal with a cocktail, like they did in the glamor days of air travel. You gonna give me a handful of pretzels and a little cup of soda, I’m gonna dress like a slob.
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’d totally dress up for my flight if they were going to feed me a hot meal with a cocktail, like they did in the glamor days of air travel. You gonna give me a handful of pretzels and a little cup of soda, I’m gonna dress like a slob.
You’ve written a classic 19th century gothic novel! (Plus you made me Google a bunch of things.)
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You’ve written a classic 19th century gothic novel! (Plus you made me Google a bunch of things.)
It wasn’t until I grew my own carrots that I knew how much flavor they could have!
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It wasn’t until I grew my own carrots that I knew how much flavor they could have!
I’d love to know how many of those hate posts are from Russian accounts pretending to be Maga.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’d love to know how many of those hate posts are from Russian accounts pretending to be Maga.
That was a piece of staggering beauty.
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
That was a piece of staggering beauty.
That’s okay with me because, while I will remember the name of your pet until the day I die, I will forget your name and need to be reminded of it at least three times.
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
That’s okay with me because, while I will remember the name of your pet until the day I die, I will forget your name and need to be reminded of it at least three times.
wish these guys would feel ashamed before they behaved like monsters.
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
wish these guys would feel ashamed before they behaved like monsters.
Interdiction is still a thing they could do, but it wouldn’t satisfy Trump’s bloodlust.
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Interdiction is still a thing they could do, but it wouldn’t satisfy Trump’s bloodlust.
Yeah, guys. Tell me something I don’t know.
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Yeah, guys. Tell me something I don’t know.
Maggie’s voicemail is full. I wonder why.
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Maggie’s voicemail is full. I wonder why.
Imagine Jared secures world peace, as Leavitt suggests here. He wins the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump’s head then explodes. Win/win.
October 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Imagine Jared secures world peace, as Leavitt suggests here. He wins the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump’s head then explodes. Win/win.