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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
This will go unnoticed but it's a giant bummer in a world that's bummer-filled as of late. ☹️💔
March 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This will go unnoticed but it's a giant bummer in a world that's bummer-filled as of late. ☹️💔
I'm just catching up on the #SNL50 Homecoming concert from Friday but man, Eddie Vedder is looking like Hans Gruber and it's freaking me out.
February 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'm just catching up on the #SNL50 Homecoming concert from Friday but man, Eddie Vedder is looking like Hans Gruber and it's freaking me out.
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Egg prices are surging, gas prices are up, and planes are crashing on a near-daily basis.
And this is what the White House is focused on.
And this is what the White House is focused on.
February 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Egg prices are surging, gas prices are up, and planes are crashing on a near-daily basis.
And this is what the White House is focused on.
And this is what the White House is focused on.
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on the castlevania diet where i eat whatever i can find hidden behind stairs
March 6, 2024 at 7:57 PM
on the castlevania diet where i eat whatever i can find hidden behind stairs
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WARNING: some of you might not be aware that every "Beloved actors reviving famous property!" announcement for the next 10 days will actually be for a terrible Super Bowl commercial where the actors will look way older than you thought and it's going to make you sad.
January 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
WARNING: some of you might not be aware that every "Beloved actors reviving famous property!" announcement for the next 10 days will actually be for a terrible Super Bowl commercial where the actors will look way older than you thought and it's going to make you sad.
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i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions.
January 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions.
These new Oreo flavors are getting out of hand. 🤢
January 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
These new Oreo flavors are getting out of hand. 🤢
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I'd be okay with the apocalypse if it was a serious one not this silly shit
January 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'd be okay with the apocalypse if it was a serious one not this silly shit
Welcome to the American Oligarchy!
January 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Welcome to the American Oligarchy!
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you know things are going great when dem leadership is getting ratioed 4 to 1 on the social made up of liberals
January 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
you know things are going great when dem leadership is getting ratioed 4 to 1 on the social made up of liberals
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ADL: these college kids setting up tents on lawns to protest a genocide are antisemites
ADL: so about the richest man in the world sieg heiling — yea the one who endorsed the AfD in Germany — that was just an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, every one calm down & give each other grace
ADL: so about the richest man in the world sieg heiling — yea the one who endorsed the AfD in Germany — that was just an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, every one calm down & give each other grace
January 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
ADL: these college kids setting up tents on lawns to protest a genocide are antisemites
ADL: so about the richest man in the world sieg heiling — yea the one who endorsed the AfD in Germany — that was just an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, every one calm down & give each other grace
ADL: so about the richest man in the world sieg heiling — yea the one who endorsed the AfD in Germany — that was just an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, every one calm down & give each other grace
Well if the Steelers don't care that they're playing tonight then I certainly don't care either. 👎
January 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Well if the Steelers don't care that they're playing tonight then I certainly don't care either. 👎
Pearlmania is the voice of so many of us right now.
youtu.be/p2RQeNQ-YpM?...
youtu.be/p2RQeNQ-YpM?...
The Ai Rant - Pearlmania
YouTube video by Pearlmania500
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January 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Pearlmania is the voice of so many of us right now.
youtu.be/p2RQeNQ-YpM?...
youtu.be/p2RQeNQ-YpM?...
Skeleton Crew has the potential to pull one of the darkest story turns in Star Wars history next week. 😳
January 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Skeleton Crew has the potential to pull one of the darkest story turns in Star Wars history next week. 😳
This is great. Credit to @brucemccorkindale.bsky.social
His Muppet movie mashup art is outstanding.
His Muppet movie mashup art is outstanding.
December 14, 2024 at 5:46 PM
This is great. Credit to @brucemccorkindale.bsky.social
His Muppet movie mashup art is outstanding.
His Muppet movie mashup art is outstanding.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Well I went through and deleted all my interactions on Twitter. Reading through over a decade of tweets was actually a fun little trip and a reminder that it used to be a fun place to interact. My account there remains as a hollowed out husk which I think is fitting.
November 26, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Well I went through and deleted all my interactions on Twitter. Reading through over a decade of tweets was actually a fun little trip and a reminder that it used to be a fun place to interact. My account there remains as a hollowed out husk which I think is fitting.
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
Google, I don't care about A.I. and I don't particularly want it involved in everything I do. See you for the Pixel 10 reveal. ✌️
August 13, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Google, I don't care about A.I. and I don't particularly want it involved in everything I do. See you for the Pixel 10 reveal. ✌️
Told my boss I was going to be late this morning because there appears to be a massive DDOS attack on me and I am working on shutting it down.
August 13, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Told my boss I was going to be late this morning because there appears to be a massive DDOS attack on me and I am working on shutting it down.
August 9, 2024 at 3:40 AM
🎶Charles in charge of our days and our debate strategy against Kamala🎶
August 7, 2024 at 1:49 AM
🎶Charles in charge of our days and our debate strategy against Kamala🎶
Let's all take a moment to appreciate the media that continues to "stir shit up." #LastWeekTonight
April 8, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Let's all take a moment to appreciate the media that continues to "stir shit up." #LastWeekTonight