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🧑‍💻Full Stack dev ✌️Liberal 🤞Optimistic 🖖Geek 📝Dyslexic Wordsmith 🐶#BFF w/my Nukhas 💚 Mellenial Hippy 🧠 Mental Health & 🍂🇬🇧 uk 420 advocate
No way would Apple comply, this is bigger than UK. Think of Journos/diplomates/etc, in other countries - Do you want Egypt passing same law? It’s more than ‘Fappening’. Those iCloud’s includes KeyChain/Health/Jounal - it’s a srs global risk. Didn’t US try it & fail?

Tim’ll have to pull services
February 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Broski… Broski… you’re making ziss very difficult. It does not have to be this way. So let me explain. Do you really not think I know when I have a bad hand?

Accept the win my friend; or here, let me show you the view of St Petersburg from the balcony.
'What playing poker with oligarchs taught me about Vladimir Putin'
YouTube video by LBC
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February 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Omg; I’ve got 4 organisations who are excited in my latest passion-project !
January 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I want Office365 & gmail workspaces, to introduce AT-protocol / Masto… for professional orgs. Just build it in like iCal/IMAP; shove in a nice interface.

Perfect power-play by MS
January 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Ugh, I slept in till 11, so decided not to take my Elvance as then I’ll be up all night again,&end up in a doom-loop where I become a creature of the night;much like Batman,Monfisto,or Bill Murray in Lost In Translation

It’s now 1400 - and I can’t move ! It’s like the worst kind of being stonned
January 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
🔥🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥🔥

Pretty much every tech breakthrough, since the dawn of the internet, was about horny nerds, who wanted to watch naked women.

Can you think of any more?
January 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Having Egg’n’Soldires as a kid…Greatest joke was for me to finish,keeping bottom uncracked.Turn it upside down in the egg cup so it looks like I haven’t started.

I’d then declare to mum how “Ugh!I hate E&S,yuck!u have it !”She’d take it, crack that shell,yell in suprised;&blame Dad

Peek #KidComady
January 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
As someone doing a project on the costs to society for untreated NDs… someone who has been misdiagnosed for decades & put on completely inappropriate treatment,has/had addiction issues with Risky Behaviour,as someone who was _saved_ by Canna Script… Despite a good upbringing

This f^cking hits home
January 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Best thing about the #BlueSky app? It open links in a new browser… instead of some crappy WebView() where the “Open in browser” button mysteriously moves location every 6-12 months.
January 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Listen, all you big-shot design agencies out there,with your fancy-pants Framers, ThreeJS,GSAPs…Lemmi tell you how a hardened seasoned Developer really made a site “Pop” back in the day

This right here, is all we used to need. That was it. £250 upgrade

Just randomly add :hover elsewhere

#CSSSky
January 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
There is no end of Facebook Reels, there is no waiting 12 months for the next season of YouTube Shorts, Instagram’s scrollbar is a lie

These peeps are non-phamacutical drug pushers, with 24/7 access to your pocket, holding your entire social circles to ransom.

Crack is less destructive
January 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
imagine if a user can give their voice-profile to AI, and store it like how Gravatar used to work for Avatars in the old days.If you hadn’t set it up,it’ll do a random but consistent one on your handle til you did

Then, a on a BlueSky Client, there was a Btn that’ll read down a feed; like a convo
January 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Used to drink 4-6 Faux Monster/energy drink/day… from ages 16 to 40. Tried to quit plenty of times; knew it was a Problem, someone once even did an Intervention about it

Last year I got my diagnosis of ADHD, so they got me proper stimulants, and I’ve not felt the need to use them since last Sept !
January 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Happy new year everyone !
Podcast: risky.biz/RBNEWS380/
Newsletter: risky.biz/risky-bullet...

-Payment card NFC relay attacks spread across Russia
-Hacker Pompompourin to be resentenced
-Chinese APT pulls off another supply chain attack
-New cookie sandwich technique
-SonicWall zero-day
-LinkedIn sued for training AI on DMs
January 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Did you know #Airtags are based off something Apple made ages ago, called iBeacons ? They were awesome, just like ATs, but had Gyro & Temp sensors. It’s pretty much Tile but without the network/infrastructure stuff.

These ones were my fave, but I had a few others.

#estimote !
January 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Anyone want to hear of the time I got banned from going within 50m of a Starbucks?

#CoffeeEnema.
Benefits of Coffee Enemas
YouTube video by Mari Llewellyn
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January 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Oh shit… my phone had a tiny bit of water damage on the port… so it had that warning.I was in central London & needed CarPlay, so I dried it as best I can, and the warning popped up ask if I wanted to overwrite it.

My screen is entirely unresponsive now 😱😱😱
January 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I need some @audible suggestions - I have a Credit.

I like stuff where my concentration can dip in & out as I’m driving, Neurodivergent/mental-health stuff, political stuff, STEM stuff, autobios, satire.

Any suggestions? Thx, x
January 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This is more like it… we need far more empathy with the disabled. £trillions went into dodgy schemes from the start of Austerity v1.0 - from Banker’s Bonuses onwards. whilst the sick was expected to “Save the economy” (again&again)

Bout time someone else does it.
January 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Why on earth did Biden leave everything to last min? It’s like he’s walked out the office, patted his pockets, “Wallet, phone, keys… light off in toilet… c’mon Joe, what you forgot? What on earth was it… OMG, twat, I forgot about pardoning EVERYBODY. Absolute mug, *sigh*, Ok, let me get my pen”
January 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Can anyone explain how BSky verifies a sub-user? Ie, Mastodon it’s like an email… [at]user[at]domain[dot]tld … but BSky only takes the domain. Subdomains can get messy really quickly.

How do I follow you from other platforms?
January 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Ugh', I'm such a twat, I was told to go for a job & i'll likely get it - that I was perfect for - but I got distracted by something else and ended up leaving it for a few days... and the job went ! ffs, I'm such a twaat.
January 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I’m not against this 100%, we’ll have UNLIMITED time with various Drs and stuff, who can talk to you exactly how you like; and make everything relatable. It’s less likely to make mistakes.

But what sucks, is we’re not doing this because of the opportunities… we’re doing it cus the NHS is fucked
January 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
What kind of medical facility, would actually do this? Aren’t your ribs really nessersary, to make sure your lungs/heart don’t explode if an airbag goes off?

This must be fake.
Influencer Who Spent $17K to Remove 6 Ribs Plans to Turn Bones Into Crown
Influencer Emily James had three ribs removed on each side in order to make her waist smaller. She plans to turn the ribs into a crown.
www.vice.com
January 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I prefer the old jquery/bootstrap/grunt, to React/Tailwind/npm

There, I said it. I’m not proud. It’s not clever.

I’m old, I’m so god damn old, I don’t have the neuroplacity to learn a new language every 6 months.

[joking… partially]
January 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM