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🧑‍💻Full Stack dev ✌️Liberal 🤞Optimistic 🖖Geek 📝Dyslexic Wordsmith 🐶#BFF w/my Nukhas 💚 Mellenial Hippy 🧠 Mental Health & 🍂🇬🇧 uk 420 advocate
Just to add to this, we’re also gearing up to like the Department of Work & Pensions, to access people’s bank accounts. This is almost 10m people, all of lower incomes. Plus, digitalID thing, that is /outside/ of Apple’s Wallet

Can you imagine in 5 year’s time, and Reform/Nigel Farage get in?
February 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I win !
February 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
🔥🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥🔥

Pretty much every tech breakthrough, since the dawn of the internet, was about horny nerds, who wanted to watch naked women.

Can you think of any more?
January 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Dogs !
January 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
If Nux becomes a bit Barkey,I immediately remove him from the situation;Should p complain on those grounds of ASD, ofc I respect that

Tbh though, it is such a rare occurrence that he negatively effects the fellow NDers - he makes a great talking point, and his gentle ways/soft fur - brings calmness
January 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
What’s going on here? I’ve not seen this before.
January 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Listen, all you big-shot design agencies out there,with your fancy-pants Framers, ThreeJS,GSAPs…Lemmi tell you how a hardened seasoned Developer really made a site “Pop” back in the day

This right here, is all we used to need. That was it. £250 upgrade

Just randomly add :hover elsewhere

#CSSSky
January 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The Magicians by Lev Grossman [with the rest of the books]
January 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Did you know #Airtags are based off something Apple made ages ago, called iBeacons ? They were awesome, just like ATs, but had Gyro & Temp sensors. It’s pretty much Tile but without the network/infrastructure stuff.

These ones were my fave, but I had a few others.

#estimote !
January 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Awesome! Can my IRL CodePilot & WingDog get in on this plz !?
January 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’m building a Duolingo porn site… it’s great but Native Speakers will have no idea what you’re doing.
January 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Would anyone like to help me build a new app? It’s like Duolingo, only for porn.

… in the respect that native speakers will be utterly confused at what on earth you’re doing.
January 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Was this intentionally trying to recreate this poster; or was that done subconsciously?
January 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
+ Dogs… whilst dogs exist, it’s gonna be ok.
January 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Jewish Fried Fish

Haddock in motzameal, proper chips (twice-fried w/ onions),and Bubalas

One day, if I’m very lucky… I’ll make up two plates just like this;Tealight candles all around,small box in my pocket,&gentle ocesatral music playing

And after I finish that first plate, I’ll have the second
January 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
YES !!!!! FREE HOT CHOC.

Every 7th hot drink, is a freebie, at my local bakers. No apps or anything like that, simple old-sk00l keychain with barcode.

NGL; sometimes this is exactly what one needs.

It’s at Simmon’s Bakers, just opposite the street from Simmon’s Phamacy. Cockfosters.
January 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It has to be this one ! He’s been hanging around with Snoop; judging by the chill expression on his face.
January 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Over 7 years prison for just walking into a bank.

Whoever gave that sentence deserves prison themselves.

[insert quote of a case of someone committing armed robbery]
January 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Lots of people are hating on Cook for donating $1m to Trump - but something was missed

"Spirit of Unity" message, was referencing the 'Unity' initiatives, which promoted black Employees/Devs, in many meaningful ways

This was was created in defiance of Trump, during the GF protests

#Apple
January 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
iPad Mini + Pencil + Logitech ‘Keys to go 2’… is an amazing combo. Whole thing is so light.
January 7, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Ok Temu… now, erm.

Errr….. so somewhere in the world, is a entripanure who went to a manufacturer; and there was a meeting of all kinds of designers, tooling experts, a CEO. They debated about blah-blah materials, minimum numbers.Prototyping.

… 💡! Let’s hook this into an API, & build Moob variant
November 23, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I’ll never understand why such reputable charities, would ruin their reputation, by allowing their name to be outsourced by casinos who exploit kindness

Worst thing the Gambling Industry did, was to latch on to Charity

If they sold tickets in a bookies, would you see them same?

#GambleAware
November 16, 2024 at 11:56 AM
The only important one !!!!!

[repost with me DOXXing myself #whoops ]
November 14, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Ever played the game Where’s Wally [Waldo] ?

I play it every time I go for a walk in autumn.

💩💰
November 14, 2024 at 4:54 PM
AIRTAGS ON EVERYTHING!!!!!!
November 14, 2024 at 4:02 PM