Paul Scarpelli
@paulscarpelli.bsky.social
Pragmatic shitposting libtardo, ex-pro drummer, Cat. 2 bike racer, writer, former Fortune 500 director, White Sox fan, Golden Retriever (Max), #RESIST!
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SRSLY??
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
SRSLY??
I needed to edit this.
"I didn't think leopards would eat MY face," sobbed Marjorie Taylor Greene, who supported the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Am I sorry MTG is getting death threats? Actually, yes, I am.
"I didn't think leopards would eat MY face," sobbed Marjorie Taylor Greene, who supported the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Am I sorry MTG is getting death threats? Actually, yes, I am.
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I needed to edit this.
"I didn't think leopards would eat MY face," sobbed Marjorie Taylor Greene, who supported the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Am I sorry MTG is getting death threats? Actually, yes, I am.
"I didn't think leopards would eat MY face," sobbed Marjorie Taylor Greene, who supported the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Am I sorry MTG is getting death threats? Actually, yes, I am.
Reposted by Paul Scarpelli
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
Foreclosures are up 19% from a year ago. Are we winning yet?
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Foreclosures are up 19% from a year ago. Are we winning yet?
I have never before been in the presence of such a large group of smart, funny, strong, kind, and honest people. I love this place. Okay, group hug!
HEY! WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS COPPED MY WALLET??
HEY! WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS COPPED MY WALLET??
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I have never before been in the presence of such a large group of smart, funny, strong, kind, and honest people. I love this place. Okay, group hug!
HEY! WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS COPPED MY WALLET??
HEY! WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS COPPED MY WALLET??
As a cunning linguist, I plan on using these delicious words today:
Lugubrious, insouciant, oleaginous, Epstein, and, in Mike Johnson's case, obsequious.
Lugubrious, insouciant, oleaginous, Epstein, and, in Mike Johnson's case, obsequious.
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
As a cunning linguist, I plan on using these delicious words today:
Lugubrious, insouciant, oleaginous, Epstein, and, in Mike Johnson's case, obsequious.
Lugubrious, insouciant, oleaginous, Epstein, and, in Mike Johnson's case, obsequious.
Megyn Kelly is laying the groundwork for a Trump defense, by saying Epstein wasn't a pedo. "There's a difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old, you know?" Yeah, 15 is okay! Or maybe 14...or 13!
She's normalizing Epstein's child rape so Trump can skate, too. "Young girls? No biggie!!"
She's normalizing Epstein's child rape so Trump can skate, too. "Young girls? No biggie!!"
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Megyn Kelly is laying the groundwork for a Trump defense, by saying Epstein wasn't a pedo. "There's a difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old, you know?" Yeah, 15 is okay! Or maybe 14...or 13!
She's normalizing Epstein's child rape so Trump can skate, too. "Young girls? No biggie!!"
She's normalizing Epstein's child rape so Trump can skate, too. "Young girls? No biggie!!"
The brilliant Frank Capra film "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" has a character, played by Claude Rains, who eerily reminds me of the sanctimonious, corrupt Mike Johnson.
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The brilliant Frank Capra film "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" has a character, played by Claude Rains, who eerily reminds me of the sanctimonious, corrupt Mike Johnson.
I'm old enough that I followed the final days of Watergate closely. Cracks are forming in the Epstein coverup. Someone will step up, spill their guts, and the walls will come tumbling down.
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'm old enough that I followed the final days of Watergate closely. Cracks are forming in the Epstein coverup. Someone will step up, spill their guts, and the walls will come tumbling down.
Prison staff who leaked info about Maxwell's preferential prison treatment have been fired. Trump's in a panic to keep the lid on this cover up. It's totally consuming him...
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Prison staff who leaked info about Maxwell's preferential prison treatment have been fired. Trump's in a panic to keep the lid on this cover up. It's totally consuming him...
He's an imbecile who should be wearing a beanie with a propeller, short pants, and his name sewn into his Fruit of the Loom boxers.
It’s really something. The greatest country in the history of the world twice elected the most stupid, most ignorant, biggest idiot in the history of the world.
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
He's an imbecile who should be wearing a beanie with a propeller, short pants, and his name sewn into his Fruit of the Loom boxers.
Trump tariffs cost families between $1.6k-$2,6k a year, and disproportionately hurt lower income families. His rebate of $2k/family would be unnecessary if he didn't have his precious tariffs in the first place.
Lunacy.
Lunacy.
a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills
ALT: a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Trump tariffs cost families between $1.6k-$2,6k a year, and disproportionately hurt lower income families. His rebate of $2k/family would be unnecessary if he didn't have his precious tariffs in the first place.
Lunacy.
Lunacy.
You're welcome to correct me or disagree. I try to get it right, but I am certainly not perfect, although my Golden Retriever would disagree.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You're welcome to correct me or disagree. I try to get it right, but I am certainly not perfect, although my Golden Retriever would disagree.
Cocaine entering the U.S. via Carribean is a minor amount. It's laughable that the Drunk and the Chump are sending a fleet including a nuclear powered carrier to the Carribean.
More reality show bullshit.
More reality show bullshit.
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Cocaine entering the U.S. via Carribean is a minor amount. It's laughable that the Drunk and the Chump are sending a fleet including a nuclear powered carrier to the Carribean.
More reality show bullshit.
More reality show bullshit.
Top 5 areas with highest % of illegals;
Miami/ Lauderdale/ WEST PALM BEACH, Vegas, McAllen, Brownsville, El Paso.
Yet ICE is sent to harass Democratic cities with a military presence. What they're doing is crystal clear; has nothing to do with rounding up illegal criminals.
Miami/ Lauderdale/ WEST PALM BEACH, Vegas, McAllen, Brownsville, El Paso.
Yet ICE is sent to harass Democratic cities with a military presence. What they're doing is crystal clear; has nothing to do with rounding up illegal criminals.
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Top 5 areas with highest % of illegals;
Miami/ Lauderdale/ WEST PALM BEACH, Vegas, McAllen, Brownsville, El Paso.
Yet ICE is sent to harass Democratic cities with a military presence. What they're doing is crystal clear; has nothing to do with rounding up illegal criminals.
Miami/ Lauderdale/ WEST PALM BEACH, Vegas, McAllen, Brownsville, El Paso.
Yet ICE is sent to harass Democratic cities with a military presence. What they're doing is crystal clear; has nothing to do with rounding up illegal criminals.
Trump wants DoJ to probe Epstein's ties to Clinton & other Dems. It's like if they find more people guilty of kid-diddling, it will somehow mitigate Trump's disgusting transgressions.
That's not how it works, The Donald.
That's not how it works, The Donald.
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Trump wants DoJ to probe Epstein's ties to Clinton & other Dems. It's like if they find more people guilty of kid-diddling, it will somehow mitigate Trump's disgusting transgressions.
That's not how it works, The Donald.
That's not how it works, The Donald.
"I am the one able to take him down," said Epstein in an email. It's time to open Epstein's "suicide" case again. Too many unresolved loose ends, and Trump had motive for his death.
"Make it look like suicide..."
"Make it look like suicide..."
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"I am the one able to take him down," said Epstein in an email. It's time to open Epstein's "suicide" case again. Too many unresolved loose ends, and Trump had motive for his death.
"Make it look like suicide..."
"Make it look like suicide..."
Concentrate on that infinitesimal sliver of time that is the present. Live in that moment. You'll feel a soothing calm, peace, normal breathing.
I'm no New Age guru. It just works.
I'm no New Age guru. It just works.
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Concentrate on that infinitesimal sliver of time that is the present. Live in that moment. You'll feel a soothing calm, peace, normal breathing.
I'm no New Age guru. It just works.
I'm no New Age guru. It just works.
Again, Trump claims to have a healthcare plan. Based upon his previous policies, it'll be "Here's an aspirin, now walk it off, slacker."
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Again, Trump claims to have a healthcare plan. Based upon his previous policies, it'll be "Here's an aspirin, now walk it off, slacker."
Trump has avoided consequence in all his legal issues; Stormy, Jan. 6, overturning '20 election, classified docs, inflating real estate values, RICO against Clinton, Mueller, 2 impeachments, etc.
Latest nothingburger? Epstein. It's absolutely maddening...
Latest nothingburger? Epstein. It's absolutely maddening...
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Trump has avoided consequence in all his legal issues; Stormy, Jan. 6, overturning '20 election, classified docs, inflating real estate values, RICO against Clinton, Mueller, 2 impeachments, etc.
Latest nothingburger? Epstein. It's absolutely maddening...
Latest nothingburger? Epstein. It's absolutely maddening...
Google "Taiwan health are system overview" to see what the U.S. should have. Reasonable cost, 99.9% covered, good outcomes, preventative services, etc.
Our current system is the worst, bankrupts families, expensive, poor outcomes. Bloodsuckers allowed to raid it for $$$.
Our current system is the worst, bankrupts families, expensive, poor outcomes. Bloodsuckers allowed to raid it for $$$.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Google "Taiwan health are system overview" to see what the U.S. should have. Reasonable cost, 99.9% covered, good outcomes, preventative services, etc.
Our current system is the worst, bankrupts families, expensive, poor outcomes. Bloodsuckers allowed to raid it for $$$.
Our current system is the worst, bankrupts families, expensive, poor outcomes. Bloodsuckers allowed to raid it for $$$.
ICE isn't doing an immigration crackdown. They're establishing a military presence in Dem cities to intimidate. You won't see this in Ft. Worth, Tulsa, Waco, Fresno, SLC, Provo, Arlington, Virginia Beach, Jacksonville, etc.
I wonder why. 🤔
I wonder why. 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
ICE isn't doing an immigration crackdown. They're establishing a military presence in Dem cities to intimidate. You won't see this in Ft. Worth, Tulsa, Waco, Fresno, SLC, Provo, Arlington, Virginia Beach, Jacksonville, etc.
I wonder why. 🤔
I wonder why. 🤔
Why use real gold when you can pay $58 for acrylic copies at Home Depot, and spray them with high-gloss Krylon rattle can enamel??
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Why use real gold when you can pay $58 for acrylic copies at Home Depot, and spray them with high-gloss Krylon rattle can enamel??
Listening to Trump today, puking up his shop worn phrases, "con job, affordability, fake news, hoax, witch hunt, drain the swamp, etc." He co-opted all of those. They were all used to describe HIM.
Bullshit artist.
Bullshit artist.
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Listening to Trump today, puking up his shop worn phrases, "con job, affordability, fake news, hoax, witch hunt, drain the swamp, etc." He co-opted all of those. They were all used to describe HIM.
Bullshit artist.
Bullshit artist.
I asked Grok a question. The answer is proof that if you aren't a Republican, you can suck it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I asked Grok a question. The answer is proof that if you aren't a Republican, you can suck it.