Paul Scarpelli
@paulscarpelli.bsky.social
Pragmatic shitposting libtardo, ex-pro drummer, Cat. 2 bike racer, writer, former Fortune 500 director, White Sox fan, Golden Retriever (Max), #RESIST!
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Why use real gold when you can pay $58 for acrylic copies at Home Depot, and spray them with high-gloss Krylon rattle can enamel??
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Why use real gold when you can pay $58 for acrylic copies at Home Depot, and spray them with high-gloss Krylon rattle can enamel??
I asked Grok a question. The answer is proof that if you aren't a Republican, you can suck it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I asked Grok a question. The answer is proof that if you aren't a Republican, you can suck it.
Agreed. This fetid, oleaginous flesh sack must be stopped. I'm just thankful he's old and infirm. (I'm his age, only fit and healthy.)
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Agreed. This fetid, oleaginous flesh sack must be stopped. I'm just thankful he's old and infirm. (I'm his age, only fit and healthy.)
How in the wide, wide world of phuque can Trump have a 42% approval rating? Are there that many imbeciles in the U.S.? Window-licking, short-bus-riding, booger-eaters?
Are that many Americans THIS guy??
Are that many Americans THIS guy??
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
How in the wide, wide world of phuque can Trump have a 42% approval rating? Are there that many imbeciles in the U.S.? Window-licking, short-bus-riding, booger-eaters?
Are that many Americans THIS guy??
Are that many Americans THIS guy??
Health insurance is more useless than tonsils, a spoiler on an Altima, or the proverbial "tits on a mule."
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Health insurance is more useless than tonsils, a spoiler on an Altima, or the proverbial "tits on a mule."
I sent these out 20 years ago. Some folks were not amused.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I sent these out 20 years ago. Some folks were not amused.
Let's play "Identify the Racist!"
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Let's play "Identify the Racist!"
Abby Normal's big brain...
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Abby Normal's big brain...
Just an old drummer and his Golden Retriever puppy. Have a great day, kids...
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Just an old drummer and his Golden Retriever puppy. Have a great day, kids...
No, it's not "the ocean drugs," as Trump says. Americans bring 90% of the illegal drugs in thru checkpoints. But blowing up small boats, killing fishermen, makes good Reality TV!
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
No, it's not "the ocean drugs," as Trump says. Americans bring 90% of the illegal drugs in thru checkpoints. But blowing up small boats, killing fishermen, makes good Reality TV!
President Bullshit sez costs are down...
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
President Bullshit sez costs are down...
I'm old enough to recall the exciting launch of the Edsel, and its freefall into oblivion 3 years later. Just like the Cybertruck! Maybe Musk should slap an Edsel front end on his Wankpanzermobile.
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm old enough to recall the exciting launch of the Edsel, and its freefall into oblivion 3 years later. Just like the Cybertruck! Maybe Musk should slap an Edsel front end on his Wankpanzermobile.
Trump is truly the loud drunk at the end of the bar. He doesn't know what magnets are, & he thinks they don't work underwater. It would be pathetic, but because he's President, it's horrifying.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Trump is truly the loud drunk at the end of the bar. He doesn't know what magnets are, & he thinks they don't work underwater. It would be pathetic, but because he's President, it's horrifying.
They think this is attractive? The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
They think this is attractive? The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
We should all ignore the feckless homunculus "Huckleberry J. Butchfella."
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
We should all ignore the feckless homunculus "Huckleberry J. Butchfella."
MAGAs see him like this. 😆😂😅🤣
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
MAGAs see him like this. 😆😂😅🤣
Scratch golfer! Tournament winner!
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Scratch golfer! Tournament winner!
A man's man. A great athlete. Dr. Ronnie sez he could live to be 200! Please snag this pic and repost.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A man's man. A great athlete. Dr. Ronnie sez he could live to be 200! Please snag this pic and repost.
Just in case you were wondering...
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just in case you were wondering...
Gol-dern MOOSLUMS!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Gol-dern MOOSLUMS!!
Karma's a bitch...
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Karma's a bitch...