Paul Murphy - 🐸 > 👑
@paulmurphyetc.bsky.social
Writer, Game Designer, Loud Annoying Old Guy Shouting at Fascists - Creator of fictional atrocities. Tumbrel enthusiast.
Wow. Hope this is a matter for the Bar Assn!
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Wow. Hope this is a matter for the Bar Assn!
Great. Now apparently I’m stalking you. Ahaha. I’m needy.
Lemme know how many messages you get from me over a fiver.
Lemme know how many messages you get from me over a fiver.
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Great. Now apparently I’m stalking you. Ahaha. I’m needy.
Lemme know how many messages you get from me over a fiver.
Lemme know how many messages you get from me over a fiver.
Sweet!
I guess. The Cavs thing is excellent, but I hope she doesn’t regret dumping hoops.
I guess. The Cavs thing is excellent, but I hope she doesn’t regret dumping hoops.
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Sweet!
I guess. The Cavs thing is excellent, but I hope she doesn’t regret dumping hoops.
I guess. The Cavs thing is excellent, but I hope she doesn’t regret dumping hoops.
They’re all disguised as an 80s hair rock band!
a cow with a wig on says mooo on the bottom
ALT: a cow with a wig on says mooo on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
They’re all disguised as an 80s hair rock band!
JOURNALISM SCOOP:
RFK Jr fell for her because her eyebrows reminded him of brain worms!
RFK Jr fell for her because her eyebrows reminded him of brain worms!
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
JOURNALISM SCOOP:
RFK Jr fell for her because her eyebrows reminded him of brain worms!
RFK Jr fell for her because her eyebrows reminded him of brain worms!
Silly thing to say, even joking.
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Silly thing to say, even joking.
Don’t shame sex workers. They have enough problems.
$melania’s crime is being a grasping parasite who turned a blind eye to child rape and trafficking by her reptile meal ticket and their friends.
(Sure, also engaging in her own criminal grifts later, but let’s focus you guys.)
$melania’s crime is being a grasping parasite who turned a blind eye to child rape and trafficking by her reptile meal ticket and their friends.
(Sure, also engaging in her own criminal grifts later, but let’s focus you guys.)
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Don’t shame sex workers. They have enough problems.
$melania’s crime is being a grasping parasite who turned a blind eye to child rape and trafficking by her reptile meal ticket and their friends.
(Sure, also engaging in her own criminal grifts later, but let’s focus you guys.)
$melania’s crime is being a grasping parasite who turned a blind eye to child rape and trafficking by her reptile meal ticket and their friends.
(Sure, also engaging in her own criminal grifts later, but let’s focus you guys.)
Why would I need my fridge to be able to download porn?
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Why would I need my fridge to be able to download porn?
Jesus. This is Labor?
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Jesus. This is Labor?
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"I don't avoid women, but I deny them my essence"
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
"I don't avoid women, but I deny them my essence"
We want heroes. I mean, these guys aren’t heroes, but we* really want em to be.
(I use “we” in the sense of “not me.” MTG remains creepy AF, and I don’t know anything about Massie except he seems to have a line he won’t cross. But he IS a Republican, so that line is pretty far away from mine.)
(I use “we” in the sense of “not me.” MTG remains creepy AF, and I don’t know anything about Massie except he seems to have a line he won’t cross. But he IS a Republican, so that line is pretty far away from mine.)
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
We want heroes. I mean, these guys aren’t heroes, but we* really want em to be.
(I use “we” in the sense of “not me.” MTG remains creepy AF, and I don’t know anything about Massie except he seems to have a line he won’t cross. But he IS a Republican, so that line is pretty far away from mine.)
(I use “we” in the sense of “not me.” MTG remains creepy AF, and I don’t know anything about Massie except he seems to have a line he won’t cross. But he IS a Republican, so that line is pretty far away from mine.)
If you had that car, your new ex-wife would totally still boink you.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If you had that car, your new ex-wife would totally still boink you.