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@paulmurphyetc.bsky.social
Writer, Game Designer, Loud Annoying Old Guy Shouting at Fascists - Creator of fictional atrocities. Tumbrel enthusiast.
Trump to Laura Ingram:
“You varmints only THINK you can’t afford healthcare or groceries.”
“Hey, check out my redesigned office! It’s festooned with REAL GOLD!”
Festooned, I tells ya!”
“You varmints only THINK you can’t afford healthcare or groceries.”
“Hey, check out my redesigned office! It’s festooned with REAL GOLD!”
Festooned, I tells ya!”
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Trump to Laura Ingram:
“You varmints only THINK you can’t afford healthcare or groceries.”
“Hey, check out my redesigned office! It’s festooned with REAL GOLD!”
Festooned, I tells ya!”
“You varmints only THINK you can’t afford healthcare or groceries.”
“Hey, check out my redesigned office! It’s festooned with REAL GOLD!”
Festooned, I tells ya!”
Now I gotta deal with you HERE?
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Now I gotta deal with you HERE?
This is my new motto:
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is my new motto:
He also founded a nearby appliance store. What a polyglot or whatever!
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
He also founded a nearby appliance store. What a polyglot or whatever!
I’m a little lonely, a little sad, miss my late wife, dogs are being freaks, got a little cabin fever, don’t wanna start day-drinking.
Only 1 thing to be done:
Carb it up and #eatmyfeelings
Only 1 thing to be done:
Carb it up and #eatmyfeelings
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m a little lonely, a little sad, miss my late wife, dogs are being freaks, got a little cabin fever, don’t wanna start day-drinking.
Only 1 thing to be done:
Carb it up and #eatmyfeelings
Only 1 thing to be done:
Carb it up and #eatmyfeelings
This is great.
For your consideration: William Windom. Or the Doomsday Machine. I ain’t picky.
For your consideration: William Windom. Or the Doomsday Machine. I ain’t picky.
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This is great.
For your consideration: William Windom. Or the Doomsday Machine. I ain’t picky.
For your consideration: William Windom. Or the Doomsday Machine. I ain’t picky.
If I’m honest, the best part of today’s joyous protest was that I didn’t have to listen to any speeches. The second best part was that I didn’t have to bellow “THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!”
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If I’m honest, the best part of today’s joyous protest was that I didn’t have to listen to any speeches. The second best part was that I didn’t have to bellow “THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!”
Hunt Valley Mall, MD - Protecting Wegman’s and the Outback Steak House from tyranny!
October 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hunt Valley Mall, MD - Protecting Wegman’s and the Outback Steak House from tyranny!
“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have!”
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have!”
Antifa in Brattleboro, VT Hate America/No Kings rally. Probably Hamas sleepers
October 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Antifa in Brattleboro, VT Hate America/No Kings rally. Probably Hamas sleepers
Brattleboro VT gets funky!
October 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Brattleboro VT gets funky!
BE the frog you want to see in the world!
#NoKingsDay
#NoKingsDay
October 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
BE the frog you want to see in the world!
#NoKingsDay
#NoKingsDay
ATTENTION!
Walter insists that he’s not dead. He encourages you to rub his furry belly to find out.
(*We recommend that you wear a falconry gauntlet when doing so.)
Walter insists that he’s not dead. He encourages you to rub his furry belly to find out.
(*We recommend that you wear a falconry gauntlet when doing so.)
October 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
ATTENTION!
Walter insists that he’s not dead. He encourages you to rub his furry belly to find out.
(*We recommend that you wear a falconry gauntlet when doing so.)
Walter insists that he’s not dead. He encourages you to rub his furry belly to find out.
(*We recommend that you wear a falconry gauntlet when doing so.)
No Kings Day is this Saturday! Show up and scare Little Mike Johnson out of his shorts.
Come in an inflatable frog costume if possible. That shit terrifies em.
Come in an inflatable frog costume if possible. That shit terrifies em.
October 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
No Kings Day is this Saturday! Show up and scare Little Mike Johnson out of his shorts.
Come in an inflatable frog costume if possible. That shit terrifies em.
Come in an inflatable frog costume if possible. That shit terrifies em.
Those are some Anya Taylor Joy eyes, by golly. Wow.
October 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Those are some Anya Taylor Joy eyes, by golly. Wow.
SUPER MOON! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
SUPER MOON! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
See?! Do it. Kthx!
October 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
See?! Do it. Kthx!
CONFESSION:
I’ve developed a crush on Ms. Greta Thunberg, so I’m donating to WCK’s Palestine operation in her name. You should too. Or give to another reputable org. Or start another flotilla. Do what you can!
I’ve developed a crush on Ms. Greta Thunberg, so I’m donating to WCK’s Palestine operation in her name. You should too. Or give to another reputable org. Or start another flotilla. Do what you can!
October 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
CONFESSION:
I’ve developed a crush on Ms. Greta Thunberg, so I’m donating to WCK’s Palestine operation in her name. You should too. Or give to another reputable org. Or start another flotilla. Do what you can!
I’ve developed a crush on Ms. Greta Thunberg, so I’m donating to WCK’s Palestine operation in her name. You should too. Or give to another reputable org. Or start another flotilla. Do what you can!
That’s why I founded a tumbril manufactory!
October 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
That’s why I founded a tumbril manufactory!
Just rubbed my jaw to let my dog know she had some dribble hanging. No response
October 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just rubbed my jaw to let my dog know she had some dribble hanging. No response
At a certain point in my 20s I had to stop with the combover because it was getting ridiculous. That was modestly traumatic. Since then, who cares?
September 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
At a certain point in my 20s I had to stop with the combover because it was getting ridiculous. That was modestly traumatic. Since then, who cares?
I mean, they’re both adults, right? If we find it creepy, that’s our problem. Is that the Liberal theory of the case?
September 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I mean, they’re both adults, right? If we find it creepy, that’s our problem. Is that the Liberal theory of the case?