Paul Hill
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Barack Obama: Plans joint-agency military preparedness exercise
Conservatives: OMG HE'S USING THIS AS COVER TO DECLARE MARTIAL LAW AND MAKE HIMSELF KING
Trump: I am King of America, I will send the military to crush cities with Black mayors
Conservatives: HE'S SAVING AMERICA ALL HAIL MIGHTY TRUMP
Conservatives: OMG HE'S USING THIS AS COVER TO DECLARE MARTIAL LAW AND MAKE HIMSELF KING
Trump: I am King of America, I will send the military to crush cities with Black mayors
Conservatives: HE'S SAVING AMERICA ALL HAIL MIGHTY TRUMP
Trump on deploying the National Guard to Chicago: "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States."
August 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Barack Obama: Plans joint-agency military preparedness exercise
Conservatives: OMG HE'S USING THIS AS COVER TO DECLARE MARTIAL LAW AND MAKE HIMSELF KING
Trump: I am King of America, I will send the military to crush cities with Black mayors
Conservatives: HE'S SAVING AMERICA ALL HAIL MIGHTY TRUMP
Conservatives: OMG HE'S USING THIS AS COVER TO DECLARE MARTIAL LAW AND MAKE HIMSELF KING
Trump: I am King of America, I will send the military to crush cities with Black mayors
Conservatives: HE'S SAVING AMERICA ALL HAIL MIGHTY TRUMP
Texas Comptroller race drama: State Sen. Kelly Hancock has been sworn in as acting Comptroller and is running in the GOP primary. He also got Abbott’s endorsement.
However, current Railroad Commissioner Christi Craddick had been the frontrunner in the race, so this really disrupts things.
However, current Railroad Commissioner Christi Craddick had been the frontrunner in the race, so this really disrupts things.
June 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Texas Comptroller race drama: State Sen. Kelly Hancock has been sworn in as acting Comptroller and is running in the GOP primary. He also got Abbott’s endorsement.
However, current Railroad Commissioner Christi Craddick had been the frontrunner in the race, so this really disrupts things.
However, current Railroad Commissioner Christi Craddick had been the frontrunner in the race, so this really disrupts things.
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Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
Why isn’t anyone doing anything about all the problems? We’re living in a time with super computers and underwater sea stations and million-dollar laboratories. And still, everyday when I watch the TV...
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May 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
Rest in peace, Jiggly Caliente
April 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Rest in peace, Jiggly Caliente
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Reminder:
All
People
Had
To
Do
Was
Fill
In
A
Little
Oval
Next
To
The
Smart
Black
Lady’s
Name.
All
People
Had
To
Do
Was
Fill
In
A
Little
Oval
Next
To
The
Smart
Black
Lady’s
Name.
April 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Reminder:
All
People
Had
To
Do
Was
Fill
In
A
Little
Oval
Next
To
The
Smart
Black
Lady’s
Name.
All
People
Had
To
Do
Was
Fill
In
A
Little
Oval
Next
To
The
Smart
Black
Lady’s
Name.
Elon paid people $100 apiece to sign a petition in support of Schimel, $50 to show up to a polling place, and gave 3 random people $1,000,000 each. And still his candidate lost, and bad. Today is a good day for democracy.
April 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Elon paid people $100 apiece to sign a petition in support of Schimel, $50 to show up to a polling place, and gave 3 random people $1,000,000 each. And still his candidate lost, and bad. Today is a good day for democracy.
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Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.
April 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.
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Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
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Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
WASHINGTON—In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted to destroy, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday decreeing that all children born while President Joe Biden was in office would be renamed after Confederate generals. “Parents across the country were shamed by angry liberals […]
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March 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
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#ChipRoy won’t have a town hall in his district, so @repcasar.bsky.social had to! Great turnout!
March 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
#ChipRoy won’t have a town hall in his district, so @repcasar.bsky.social had to! Great turnout!
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Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers
March 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
GET ME OUT OF THIS TIMELIME
March 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
GET ME OUT OF THIS TIMELIME
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Pile Of Dirty Clothes On Bedroom Floor Starting To Mix With Pile Of Clean Clothes On Bedroom Floor
March 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pile Of Dirty Clothes On Bedroom Floor Starting To Mix With Pile Of Clean Clothes On Bedroom Floor
Seeing people you liked and trusted become Trump supporters and Elon stans is…something.
March 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Seeing people you liked and trusted become Trump supporters and Elon stans is…something.
Conservatives when someone is LGBT: PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!!!
Conservatives when children are literally dying from gun violence or preventable disease: PERSONAL FREEDOM!!!!
Conservatives when children are literally dying from gun violence or preventable disease: PERSONAL FREEDOM!!!!
February 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Conservatives when someone is LGBT: PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!!!
Conservatives when children are literally dying from gun violence or preventable disease: PERSONAL FREEDOM!!!!
Conservatives when children are literally dying from gun violence or preventable disease: PERSONAL FREEDOM!!!!
This is what Democracy looks like!
February 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is what Democracy looks like!
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
WASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means ...
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February 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
Trump really just handed the keys to the government to Elon Musk and said “have fun” huh? What a freaking disaster.
February 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Trump really just handed the keys to the government to Elon Musk and said “have fun” huh? What a freaking disaster.
I’m just so angry at the state of things it’s hard to describe
February 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’m just so angry at the state of things it’s hard to describe
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
So…why is nobody trying to stop Elon Musk?
February 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
So…why is nobody trying to stop Elon Musk?
Why does it seem like we are just…letting this happen?
February 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Why does it seem like we are just…letting this happen?
Called it.
REPORTER: Are you saying this crash was somehow was the result of diversity hiring?
TRUMP: It just could have been
TRUMP: It just could have been
January 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Called it.
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headlines from a week ago as an incident near DCA appears to be the deadliest aviation disaster in the US since 9/11 www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
January 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
headlines from a week ago as an incident near DCA appears to be the deadliest aviation disaster in the US since 9/11 www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...