Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston.bsky.social
I put the 'cool' in 'convoluted'.
Well, actually I put the 'convol' in 'convoluted' so you just have to take the 'nv' bit out of 'convol', and push the 'co' and the 'ol' together to make 'cool'.
www.pauleggleston.com
My book: https://amzn.eu/d/9DrMuOS
Well, actually I put the 'convol' in 'convoluted' so you just have to take the 'nv' bit out of 'convol', and push the 'co' and the 'ol' together to make 'cool'.
www.pauleggleston.com
My book: https://amzn.eu/d/9DrMuOS
I've had to crop this VERY SEXY photo for reasons of decorum. But if you want to see MORE... Book your tickets now!!!
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July 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I've had to crop this VERY SEXY photo for reasons of decorum. But if you want to see MORE... Book your tickets now!!!
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What better way to persuade you to come and see Miscast Musicals than creating a disturbing / sinister looking gif of me singing at band call this morning!!!
Get your tickets here, yo.
regalstowmarket.co.uk/RegalStowmar...
Get your tickets here, yo.
regalstowmarket.co.uk/RegalStowmar...
July 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
What better way to persuade you to come and see Miscast Musicals than creating a disturbing / sinister looking gif of me singing at band call this morning!!!
Get your tickets here, yo.
regalstowmarket.co.uk/RegalStowmar...
Get your tickets here, yo.
regalstowmarket.co.uk/RegalStowmar...
Resistance is few tile.
May 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Resistance is few tile.
That's 'Calendar Girls' done! What an amazing production to be a part of!
Looking forward to starting rehearsals this week for 'Miscast Musicals'!!! Whew!!!
(Photos courtesy of Excell Rocks)
Looking forward to starting rehearsals this week for 'Miscast Musicals'!!! Whew!!!
(Photos courtesy of Excell Rocks)
April 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
That's 'Calendar Girls' done! What an amazing production to be a part of!
Looking forward to starting rehearsals this week for 'Miscast Musicals'!!! Whew!!!
(Photos courtesy of Excell Rocks)
Looking forward to starting rehearsals this week for 'Miscast Musicals'!!! Whew!!!
(Photos courtesy of Excell Rocks)
Happy #NationalTheatreDay! Still not entirely sure how I've fallen so hard into this am dram malarkey over the last couple of years, but I've loved every minute! 🎭
March 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Happy #NationalTheatreDay! Still not entirely sure how I've fallen so hard into this am dram malarkey over the last couple of years, but I've loved every minute! 🎭
Hello from the other side, and thanks for the birthday wishes! X
March 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hello from the other side, and thanks for the birthday wishes! X
Quietly seeing out the final evening of my 40s... 😢
March 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Quietly seeing out the final evening of my 40s... 😢
Of course this is just a few characters, but still it's comedy gold...
February 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Of course this is just a few characters, but still it's comedy gold...
'Tis the season to bleach holly, falalalalalalalala...
December 18, 2024 at 7:15 PM
'Tis the season to bleach holly, falalalalalalalala...
When my kids test my patience in the run-up to Christmas, it's very cathartic to pop this on once a day. It's my dad-vent colander.
December 10, 2024 at 9:26 PM
When my kids test my patience in the run-up to Christmas, it's very cathartic to pop this on once a day. It's my dad-vent colander.
Pantomime Dame? Completed it, mate ✔️
December 9, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Pantomime Dame? Completed it, mate ✔️
Festive toon...
December 2, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Festive toon...
Decorations...
November 24, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Decorations...
November 23, 2024 at 12:08 PM
I've created this miniature rollercoaster. It's a right knuckle wide.
November 18, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I've created this miniature rollercoaster. It's a right knuckle wide.
I was just practising singing a number from the Panto (tickets available now), and Crumble, who very rarely sits on anyone's lap, came and did this. Anyone know if this is feline body language for 'wow, you have the voice of an angel', or 'shut your face, hooman'?
November 5, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I was just practising singing a number from the Panto (tickets available now), and Crumble, who very rarely sits on anyone's lap, came and did this. Anyone know if this is feline body language for 'wow, you have the voice of an angel', or 'shut your face, hooman'?
Now is a great time to get your tickets for this amazing panto!
Don't miss seeing me as the Dame! I play Chloe, the French nurse... SEE my amazing costumes! HEAR my terrible accent! MARVEL at my best singing and dancing efforts!
Get your tickets here! regalstowmarket.co.uk/RegalStowmar...
Don't miss seeing me as the Dame! I play Chloe, the French nurse... SEE my amazing costumes! HEAR my terrible accent! MARVEL at my best singing and dancing efforts!
Get your tickets here! regalstowmarket.co.uk/RegalStowmar...
October 28, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Now is a great time to get your tickets for this amazing panto!
Don't miss seeing me as the Dame! I play Chloe, the French nurse... SEE my amazing costumes! HEAR my terrible accent! MARVEL at my best singing and dancing efforts!
Get your tickets here! regalstowmarket.co.uk/RegalStowmar...
Don't miss seeing me as the Dame! I play Chloe, the French nurse... SEE my amazing costumes! HEAR my terrible accent! MARVEL at my best singing and dancing efforts!
Get your tickets here! regalstowmarket.co.uk/RegalStowmar...
⭐️👸 SLEEPING BEAUTY ⭐️👸
● 30th NOV & 1st DEC || 5th - 8th DEC ●
● REGAL THEATRE, STOWMARKET ●
👩💻 Tickets: regalstowmarket.co.uk/RegalStowmar...
☎️ Phone: (01449) 612825
🎭 Visit: The Regal Stowmarket, Ipswich Street, IP14 1AY
● 30th NOV & 1st DEC || 5th - 8th DEC ●
● REGAL THEATRE, STOWMARKET ●
👩💻 Tickets: regalstowmarket.co.uk/RegalStowmar...
☎️ Phone: (01449) 612825
🎭 Visit: The Regal Stowmarket, Ipswich Street, IP14 1AY
September 25, 2024 at 7:22 PM
⭐️👸 SLEEPING BEAUTY ⭐️👸
● 30th NOV & 1st DEC || 5th - 8th DEC ●
● REGAL THEATRE, STOWMARKET ●
👩💻 Tickets: regalstowmarket.co.uk/RegalStowmar...
☎️ Phone: (01449) 612825
🎭 Visit: The Regal Stowmarket, Ipswich Street, IP14 1AY
● 30th NOV & 1st DEC || 5th - 8th DEC ●
● REGAL THEATRE, STOWMARKET ●
👩💻 Tickets: regalstowmarket.co.uk/RegalStowmar...
☎️ Phone: (01449) 612825
🎭 Visit: The Regal Stowmarket, Ipswich Street, IP14 1AY
Is this my best ever pun? Knot by a long chalk.
September 22, 2024 at 9:28 AM
Is this my best ever pun? Knot by a long chalk.
[Scooby Doo singing 'sk8r boi']
Re was a roy
Rhe was a rirl
Ran I rake it any rore
Re was a roy
Rhe was a rirl
Ran I rake it any rore
September 1, 2024 at 7:12 PM
[Scooby Doo singing 'sk8r boi']
Re was a roy
Rhe was a rirl
Ran I rake it any rore
Re was a roy
Rhe was a rirl
Ran I rake it any rore