Paul Dennis
@pauldennisuncut.bsky.social
Funny stuff and thoughts as unedited as one can reasonably hope for with my brain chemistry.
Wales's population identifies mostly as No Religion (46.5%).
Christian denominations now represent only 43.6%.
Islam is up to 2.2% from 1.5% in 2011.
Only 0.3% are Buddhists but this has doubled since 2001, according to the Dolgellau Lama.
#beliefmap
#religioninwales #faithstatistics
Christian denominations now represent only 43.6%.
Islam is up to 2.2% from 1.5% in 2011.
Only 0.3% are Buddhists but this has doubled since 2001, according to the Dolgellau Lama.
#beliefmap
#religioninwales #faithstatistics
July 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wales's population identifies mostly as No Religion (46.5%).
Christian denominations now represent only 43.6%.
Islam is up to 2.2% from 1.5% in 2011.
Only 0.3% are Buddhists but this has doubled since 2001, according to the Dolgellau Lama.
#beliefmap
#religioninwales #faithstatistics
Christian denominations now represent only 43.6%.
Islam is up to 2.2% from 1.5% in 2011.
Only 0.3% are Buddhists but this has doubled since 2001, according to the Dolgellau Lama.
#beliefmap
#religioninwales #faithstatistics
A scorpion is reading a philosophy book and reaches a river.
He convinces a frog to carry him across and of course stings him.
FROG
"Why?"
SCORPION
"To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.”
FROG
"But why?"
SCORPION
"It's in my Nietzsche."
#nietzschenurture
He convinces a frog to carry him across and of course stings him.
FROG
"Why?"
SCORPION
"To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.”
FROG
"But why?"
SCORPION
"It's in my Nietzsche."
#nietzschenurture
July 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
A scorpion is reading a philosophy book and reaches a river.
He convinces a frog to carry him across and of course stings him.
FROG
"Why?"
SCORPION
"To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.”
FROG
"But why?"
SCORPION
"It's in my Nietzsche."
#nietzschenurture
He convinces a frog to carry him across and of course stings him.
FROG
"Why?"
SCORPION
"To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.”
FROG
"But why?"
SCORPION
"It's in my Nietzsche."
#nietzschenurture
July 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
In 1939, Hans Bethe won a Nobel prize for proving nuclear fusion. In spite of this, many physicists then thought the sun shone out of his arse.
#alittlelightreading #physicsjokes
#alittlelightreading #physicsjokes
June 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
In 1939, Hans Bethe won a Nobel prize for proving nuclear fusion. In spite of this, many physicists then thought the sun shone out of his arse.
#alittlelightreading #physicsjokes
#alittlelightreading #physicsjokes
December 25, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Another way to deal with conflict is to distract those caught up in it with a harmless version of the same core issue.
So, cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
LIVE AND LET DIE IS A HALLOWEEN MOVIE!
So, cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
LIVE AND LET DIE IS A HALLOWEEN MOVIE!
December 24, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Another way to deal with conflict is to distract those caught up in it with a harmless version of the same core issue.
So, cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
LIVE AND LET DIE IS A HALLOWEEN MOVIE!
So, cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
LIVE AND LET DIE IS A HALLOWEEN MOVIE!
How middle-aged people will die of old age.
1. "verify your age with PrivateId"
2. Scan QR code
3. "move your face into the circle"
4. Move face into circle
5. "Remove glasses"
6. Removes glasses
7. "bkshnd sdkjhf ds wehu"
8. Puts on glasses to read
9. Goto 5.
#verifyage #middleagedproblems
1. "verify your age with PrivateId"
2. Scan QR code
3. "move your face into the circle"
4. Move face into circle
5. "Remove glasses"
6. Removes glasses
7. "bkshnd sdkjhf ds wehu"
8. Puts on glasses to read
9. Goto 5.
#verifyage #middleagedproblems
December 16, 2024 at 4:05 AM
How middle-aged people will die of old age.
1. "verify your age with PrivateId"
2. Scan QR code
3. "move your face into the circle"
4. Move face into circle
5. "Remove glasses"
6. Removes glasses
7. "bkshnd sdkjhf ds wehu"
8. Puts on glasses to read
9. Goto 5.
#verifyage #middleagedproblems
1. "verify your age with PrivateId"
2. Scan QR code
3. "move your face into the circle"
4. Move face into circle
5. "Remove glasses"
6. Removes glasses
7. "bkshnd sdkjhf ds wehu"
8. Puts on glasses to read
9. Goto 5.
#verifyage #middleagedproblems
This is so true, and you hear it so often that you spend your life trying to "sort yourself out": trying to fix what ain't broke.
Who to forgive? How to let go of those you can't? How to forgive yourself. These are the toughest challenges of my life.
#autism #latediagnosis #adultdiagnosis
Who to forgive? How to let go of those you can't? How to forgive yourself. These are the toughest challenges of my life.
#autism #latediagnosis #adultdiagnosis
December 15, 2024 at 4:53 PM
This is so true, and you hear it so often that you spend your life trying to "sort yourself out": trying to fix what ain't broke.
Who to forgive? How to let go of those you can't? How to forgive yourself. These are the toughest challenges of my life.
#autism #latediagnosis #adultdiagnosis
Who to forgive? How to let go of those you can't? How to forgive yourself. These are the toughest challenges of my life.
#autism #latediagnosis #adultdiagnosis
Morrissey claims Johnny Marr is singing his melodies. Marr does not sing Morrissey's melodies. Morrissey never sang melodies. He just droned arrhythmically like a sheep in a pinball machine. #smithsreunion #morriseyvsmarr #smithsrift
December 15, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Morrissey claims Johnny Marr is singing his melodies. Marr does not sing Morrissey's melodies. Morrissey never sang melodies. He just droned arrhythmically like a sheep in a pinball machine. #smithsreunion #morriseyvsmarr #smithsrift
I've launched a petition to ban Last Christmas on the basis that it is offensive to transplant recipients. #whamageddon
December 8, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I've launched a petition to ban Last Christmas on the basis that it is offensive to transplant recipients. #whamageddon
Palpable tension in the street tonight as the neighbours loiter at their doorways; a green bag in one hand and pink in the other, unwilling to commit.
December 3, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Palpable tension in the street tonight as the neighbours loiter at their doorways; a green bag in one hand and pink in the other, unwilling to commit.
Sometimes you really need a lovely gig, but the circumstances don't bode well. So, you feel a bit out of sorts as you hit the stage. But then something completely unexpected and totally amazing happens and you somehow have the gig of your life. I'm a very happy and grateful boy, tonight.
November 22, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Sometimes you really need a lovely gig, but the circumstances don't bode well. So, you feel a bit out of sorts as you hit the stage. But then something completely unexpected and totally amazing happens and you somehow have the gig of your life. I'm a very happy and grateful boy, tonight.
I've never been a physical craftsman. But setting up a comedy show with a flush, taut backdrop, the striking logo screaming top quality from its central mounting; positioning the theatrical spotlights to lock focus on the stage; mixing the sound to the perfect balance. This brings me immense joy.
November 21, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I've never been a physical craftsman. But setting up a comedy show with a flush, taut backdrop, the striking logo screaming top quality from its central mounting; positioning the theatrical spotlights to lock focus on the stage; mixing the sound to the perfect balance. This brings me immense joy.
It's as good a way to test a post series as any. How far will you get before the tune arrives in your head? And how much further before you can name it? #mysteryparody
November 20, 2024 at 5:50 AM
It's as good a way to test a post series as any. How far will you get before the tune arrives in your head? And how much further before you can name it? #mysteryparody
It'd be reasonable to question whether this particular night of insomnia is fuelled by autism, ADHD or substance withdrawal. But the twister of problem-solving and creative ideas raging around my brain suggests my 24h abstention from alcohol and cigarettes is coincidental. #autism #insomnia #adhd
November 20, 2024 at 4:52 AM
It's Not Fair by Lily Allen is a song *designed* to be semi-spoken. So, it's a real achievement for this lady to be doing it out of tune. #karaoke
November 17, 2024 at 7:57 PM
It's Not Fair by Lily Allen is a song *designed* to be semi-spoken. So, it's a real achievement for this lady to be doing it out of tune. #karaoke
Relax. Trump can't get on here
1. No responsible adult would help him with the sign up process.
2. I've already created covfefe.bsky.social
You're welcome
1. No responsible adult would help him with the sign up process.
2. I've already created covfefe.bsky.social
You're welcome
Joel (@covfefe.bsky.social)
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covfefe.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Relax. Trump can't get on here
1. No responsible adult would help him with the sign up process.
2. I've already created covfefe.bsky.social
You're welcome
1. No responsible adult would help him with the sign up process.
2. I've already created covfefe.bsky.social
You're welcome
You can tell a lot about a person by their attitude to karaoke.
November 17, 2024 at 4:53 PM
You can tell a lot about a person by their attitude to karaoke.
I spend most of my time telling things to fuck off. Drop a piece of cutlery on the floor. Fuck off. Catch my shirt sleeve on a door handle. Fuck off. Be about to leave the house and need to do a poo. Fuck off.
It's really the universe I'm berating, which makes this a form of nihilism.
It's really the universe I'm berating, which makes this a form of nihilism.
November 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I spend most of my time telling things to fuck off. Drop a piece of cutlery on the floor. Fuck off. Catch my shirt sleeve on a door handle. Fuck off. Be about to leave the house and need to do a poo. Fuck off.
It's really the universe I'm berating, which makes this a form of nihilism.
It's really the universe I'm berating, which makes this a form of nihilism.
Netflix said Glitch was like Dark. I suppose it is, in the same way that Back To The Future is like The Last Temptation of Christ.
#netflix #timetravel #zombies
#netflix #timetravel #zombies
November 17, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Netflix said Glitch was like Dark. I suppose it is, in the same way that Back To The Future is like The Last Temptation of Christ.
#netflix #timetravel #zombies
#netflix #timetravel #zombies
Reposted by Paul Dennis
“To be honest, the boy who got voted ‘most likely to go to prison’ is having a better time than me now. And he succeeded. He’s doing 20 to life.”
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Gifted and talented student just average and weird now
An autistic woman referred to a "gifted and talented" scheme during high school is just average and weird now, according to reports. Emma Bernard, 28, from Ormskirk, was regarded as a high achiever du...
thedailytism.com
November 17, 2024 at 2:25 PM
“To be honest, the boy who got voted ‘most likely to go to prison’ is having a better time than me now. And he succeeded. He’s doing 20 to life.”
thedailytism.com/gifted-and-t...
thedailytism.com/gifted-and-t...
November 17, 2024 at 3:13 AM
"I don't like multi-storeys."
"Neither do I. If you're not tired after one, just have a wank, innit."
#parking #truestory #routeonejokes #comedy
"Neither do I. If you're not tired after one, just have a wank, innit."
#parking #truestory #routeonejokes #comedy
November 17, 2024 at 2:53 AM
"I don't like multi-storeys."
"Neither do I. If you're not tired after one, just have a wank, innit."
#parking #truestory #routeonejokes #comedy
"Neither do I. If you're not tired after one, just have a wank, innit."
#parking #truestory #routeonejokes #comedy
Reposted by Paul Dennis
My word of the day (and personal recommendation) is ‘snerdling’ (18th century): nestling cosily beneath the covers and holding off the day a little longer.
Morning.
Morning.
November 16, 2024 at 9:05 AM
My word of the day (and personal recommendation) is ‘snerdling’ (18th century): nestling cosily beneath the covers and holding off the day a little longer.
Morning.
Morning.