Not really. But I'd been a recluse for about 4 years prior to C19. So I'm edge case data in this survey.

I'm now cowering in my porch as well, a bag of each in hand, cuz I can't remember what I put out last week, either. 🫣

#blackbagsmatter #bingate #welshstandoff

"(Sigh) Idiots", I thought as I went into the kitchen to check the leaflet. "They probably threw theirs away. Clearly somebody responsible will have to break the deadlock", I pompously mused.

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(1) on Queen’s original recording, between Freddie singing “she’s as willing as” and “playful as a pussycat”, Brian makes his guitar meow. At that moment in this, imagine the flaccid-lipped exhaling of a bored horse.

He’s hope’s vaccine, worse than Jeffrey Epstein
Dumb as a Westboro Baptist meme,
but that, you see is exactly why
He’s safe till 2029,
but as soon as it’s prison shower time
Fuck that guy.

Simple as that, he’s a horse’s ass(1),
misogynistic plutocrat
Ethically emaciated,
cognitively just a twat
The oligarchs lay back and smile
(Don't let him bullshit you)

[Wait for it! You have to sing the guitar solo to yourself, first.]

He’s a hate machine,
it’s Munchhausen’s by toxaphene
The assassination was a smoke screen,
audacious but still clandestine

To avoid prosecution he ran again for president
Electrocution would not suffice as his punishment
He’s the anthropomorphosis of the fascist psychosis
It’s a squalid nest of counter-constitutional lies
The parallel to Hitler turning doctors into murderers
Is enough to turn your blood to ice