Emails: The aristocrats are in a pedophilic cabal and NYT journalists were providing cover for them.

@nytimes.com: Yeah, those were the days…

This is not what I voted for. Labour have a huge majority, just fucking get on with makeing lives better for everyone!

Tbf I don't think it's been *conclusively* proved we caused the global pandemic by being top of League 2

Do veggies need to bring their own gussets or will pre-sweated ones be provided?

The decision to keep paying Ros Atkins but basically stop him doing any of the analysis or explainers which he was a) good at and b) seemed to be quite popular in favour of co-hosting a podcast about the media is really, really baffling.

And get rid of Robbie Gibb

We just don't see the hashtags #InRemberance and #CockDestroyer together often enough

Which, quite often, also aren't food