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Paul Jensen
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“There is no big lie. There is no system. The universe is indifferent” - Donald Draper
The crazy thing is Dice as a ticket platform solved this problem 10 years ago.

If the artists in that letter collectively persuaded ticketmaster to implement the same system or otherwise switch to Dice/Fever, then others could follow suit and kill off touting for good.
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Yep, psycho vibes.
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Reminds me of a Dutch joke. A man gifts his parents a holiday to Switzerland in the mountains.

They come back the next day.

He asks “Why are you back, did something go wrong?”

The mother replied “no, it was a nice hotel and friendly staff, but there was just no view”.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Probably not as high and impressive as the Chilean mountains, but up north you’ll get more hilly terrain with nice views.
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Then the audience can watch it again on YouTube at 0.75x speed.
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Talk 1.5x faster and you’ll fit it in.
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
But if you’re a social media app and you’re trying to tell advertisers “look how much traffic we can send to sites!”, let’s not forget about the bounce rate. Traffic quality over quantity.
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
When you type a url into Safari, it will start to preload the url in the browser before you hit the enter key, so preloading is a trick to make things appear to load faster.

So there is a performance argument for it.
November 4, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Haha, it’s the James Bond licence plate As A Service.

How is that even legal?
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Coconuts are banned for 3 reasons:

1 - as sealed objects, the gases inside can become pressurised and lead to an explosion.

2 - biosecurity - fresh coconuts risk contaminating biologically-sensitive environments like Australia and New Zealand.

3 - they are difficult to scan due to the shell.
October 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Such a great comedian.
October 14, 2025 at 7:47 AM
And thanks to that article, I learnt about Bioswales in the Netherlands

urbangreenbluegrids.com/measures/bio...
Bioswales | Urban Green-blue Grids
Systems for infiltration, buffering and drainage - In bioswale systems, the water running off from roofs and roads does not flow into the sewers but instead is...
urbangreenbluegrids.com
October 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM