Steve Patterson
@patterdad.bsky.social
I am dad to two daughters. Husband to one wife. Host to one long-running comedy show called The Debaters. Have jokes. Will travel.
Thanks to all in Kitchener for coming out to Debaters Live Holiday tour! And to crew, staff and volunteers at Centre in the Square. Lots of laughs from Matt and Deb. And our tour manager Donovan (that’s his back during soundcheck) is the best in the business .Tour resumes tomorrow! debaterslive.ca
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Thanks to all in Kitchener for coming out to Debaters Live Holiday tour! And to crew, staff and volunteers at Centre in the Square. Lots of laughs from Matt and Deb. And our tour manager Donovan (that’s his back during soundcheck) is the best in the business .Tour resumes tomorrow! debaterslive.ca
Had a helluva time entertaining the fine people of Kingston on our Debaters Live tour last night. Thanks to all who filled the Grand Theatre to laugh with us. They also have Doug Ford sized portions of Chapman’s Ice Cream here. On to Kitchener tonight! debaterslive.ca
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Had a helluva time entertaining the fine people of Kingston on our Debaters Live tour last night. Thanks to all who filled the Grand Theatre to laugh with us. They also have Doug Ford sized portions of Chapman’s Ice Cream here. On to Kitchener tonight! debaterslive.ca
Merci beacoup to all who came out to Debaters Live on tour in Montreal last night! Given the amount of seasoned CBC listeners and the couple who brought their infant, it might have been biggest age range of any show I’ve done. Now on to Ontario! A few tickets remain: debaterslive.ca #funnybonesup
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Merci beacoup to all who came out to Debaters Live on tour in Montreal last night! Given the amount of seasoned CBC listeners and the couple who brought their infant, it might have been biggest age range of any show I’ve done. Now on to Ontario! A few tickets remain: debaterslive.ca #funnybonesup
Tonight’s office (theatre L’Olympia in Montreal) 1st stop of Debaters Live holiday tour. The snow has stopped so everyone can get here safely. It’s a pre-Christmas miracle!
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Tonight’s office (theatre L’Olympia in Montreal) 1st stop of Debaters Live holiday tour. The snow has stopped so everyone can get here safely. It’s a pre-Christmas miracle!
Good morning from Montreal. There is “beaucoup de neige” here.
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Good morning from Montreal. There is “beaucoup de neige” here.
Dear Blue Jays,
It would be great if you win the game/World Series tonight and I win this. Let’s try to make this happen ok? #wantitall #includingthe5050 #winwin
It would be great if you win the game/World Series tonight and I win this. Let’s try to make this happen ok? #wantitall #includingthe5050 #winwin
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Dear Blue Jays,
It would be great if you win the game/World Series tonight and I win this. Let’s try to make this happen ok? #wantitall #includingthe5050 #winwin
It would be great if you win the game/World Series tonight and I win this. Let’s try to make this happen ok? #wantitall #includingthe5050 #winwin
recording tonight’s game…
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
recording tonight’s game…
Thanks to all The Debaters fans who filled the Centrepointe Theatre in Ottawa the last 2 nights to watch my hilarious Canadian comedian friends hit home runs. Our final CBC tapings of the year! Now gearing up for Debaters Live tour. After I watch Jays win World Series! Ticket info debaterslive.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Thanks to all The Debaters fans who filled the Centrepointe Theatre in Ottawa the last 2 nights to watch my hilarious Canadian comedian friends hit home runs. Our final CBC tapings of the year! Now gearing up for Debaters Live tour. After I watch Jays win World Series! Ticket info debaterslive.com
Today’s morning office in Ottawa is…eclectic.
October 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Today’s morning office in Ottawa is…eclectic.
Here’s tonight’s office in Vancouver. Show starts AFTER the game:)
October 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Here’s tonight’s office in Vancouver. Show starts AFTER the game:)
The airport runway lineups are more scenic in Vancouver…
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The airport runway lineups are more scenic in Vancouver…
Sadly I didn’t have time on a trip up to Collingwood this week to “learn to throw” an axe, while hammered, with my children.
October 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Sadly I didn’t have time on a trip up to Collingwood this week to “learn to throw” an axe, while hammered, with my children.
Today’s office doesn’t suck.
September 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Today’s office doesn’t suck.
Never* a doubt.Way to go Jays!
*- not true. I doubted a lot.
*- not true. I doubted a lot.
September 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Never* a doubt.Way to go Jays!
*- not true. I doubted a lot.
*- not true. I doubted a lot.
your thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
September 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
your thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
the building beside the hotel i’m in is a true reflection of the hotel i’m in.
September 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
the building beside the hotel i’m in is a true reflection of the hotel i’m in.
Made it down the escalator at Pearson airport this morning with no unexpected stoppages. Just want to thank my team (myself) And acknowledge that if there had been unexpected stoppages, I wouldn’t have blamed the United Nations.
September 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Made it down the escalator at Pearson airport this morning with no unexpected stoppages. Just want to thank my team (myself) And acknowledge that if there had been unexpected stoppages, I wouldn’t have blamed the United Nations.
Had a helluva time at beautiful Confederation Centre in Charlottetown recording The Debaters last night. The comics were hilarious, the crowd laughed in all the right spots (and some of the wrong ones). There were also Americans whom I instructed to laugh 35% harder. They complied peacefully.
September 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Had a helluva time at beautiful Confederation Centre in Charlottetown recording The Debaters last night. The comics were hilarious, the crowd laughed in all the right spots (and some of the wrong ones). There were also Americans whom I instructed to laugh 35% harder. They complied peacefully.
I’m in Charlottetown PEI where the big news is the upcoming Shellfish Festival and Cinnamon Roll Challenge. Honestly, pretty great.
September 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I’m in Charlottetown PEI where the big news is the upcoming Shellfish Festival and Cinnamon Roll Challenge. Honestly, pretty great.
when you arrive to Charlottetown during rush hour…
September 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
when you arrive to Charlottetown during rush hour…
Thanks so much to all who filled the magnificent Imperial theatre in Saint John last night for our taping of The Debaters! The comics were funny. The crowd was great. And,unlike a Coldplay concert, everyone seemed to be there with someone they were supposed to be with. Next stop: Charlottetown!
September 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Thanks so much to all who filled the magnificent Imperial theatre in Saint John last night for our taping of The Debaters! The comics were funny. The crowd was great. And,unlike a Coldplay concert, everyone seemed to be there with someone they were supposed to be with. Next stop: Charlottetown!
Arrived in Saint John for taping of The Debaters tonight at the majestic Imperial theatre. There’s a nice library downtown and a cafe whose name our writers would certainly approve of. Looking forward to laughing with my funny comedian friends and the good people of New Brunswick tonight!
September 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Arrived in Saint John for taping of The Debaters tonight at the majestic Imperial theatre. There’s a nice library downtown and a cafe whose name our writers would certainly approve of. Looking forward to laughing with my funny comedian friends and the good people of New Brunswick tonight!
Good morning from Saint John where a little girl is floating away on a bouquet of balloons near the library.
September 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Good morning from Saint John where a little girl is floating away on a bouquet of balloons near the library.
There are probably better ways to end a Sunday dog walk with the girls than with Dairy Queen. But right now I can’t think of any…
September 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
There are probably better ways to end a Sunday dog walk with the girls than with Dairy Queen. But right now I can’t think of any…
Dollarama is the perfect place to shop if you’re a dog who just proposed to a female.
September 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dollarama is the perfect place to shop if you’re a dog who just proposed to a female.