Steve Patterson
@patterdad.bsky.social
I am dad to two daughters. Husband to one wife. Host to one long-running comedy show called The Debaters. Have jokes. Will travel.
Thanks to all in Kitchener for coming out to Debaters Live Holiday tour! And to crew, staff and volunteers at Centre in the Square. Lots of laughs from Matt and Deb. And our tour manager Donovan (that’s his back during soundcheck) is the best in the business .Tour resumes tomorrow! debaterslive.ca
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Thanks to all in Kitchener for coming out to Debaters Live Holiday tour! And to crew, staff and volunteers at Centre in the Square. Lots of laughs from Matt and Deb. And our tour manager Donovan (that’s his back during soundcheck) is the best in the business .Tour resumes tomorrow! debaterslive.ca
Had a helluva time entertaining the fine people of Kingston on our Debaters Live tour last night. Thanks to all who filled the Grand Theatre to laugh with us. They also have Doug Ford sized portions of Chapman’s Ice Cream here. On to Kitchener tonight! debaterslive.ca
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Had a helluva time entertaining the fine people of Kingston on our Debaters Live tour last night. Thanks to all who filled the Grand Theatre to laugh with us. They also have Doug Ford sized portions of Chapman’s Ice Cream here. On to Kitchener tonight! debaterslive.ca
Merci beacoup to all who came out to Debaters Live on tour in Montreal last night! Given the amount of seasoned CBC listeners and the couple who brought their infant, it might have been biggest age range of any show I’ve done. Now on to Ontario! A few tickets remain: debaterslive.ca #funnybonesup
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Merci beacoup to all who came out to Debaters Live on tour in Montreal last night! Given the amount of seasoned CBC listeners and the couple who brought their infant, it might have been biggest age range of any show I’ve done. Now on to Ontario! A few tickets remain: debaterslive.ca #funnybonesup
Tonight’s office (theatre L’Olympia in Montreal) 1st stop of Debaters Live holiday tour. The snow has stopped so everyone can get here safely. It’s a pre-Christmas miracle!
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Tonight’s office (theatre L’Olympia in Montreal) 1st stop of Debaters Live holiday tour. The snow has stopped so everyone can get here safely. It’s a pre-Christmas miracle!
Good morning from Montreal. There is “beaucoup de neige” here.
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Good morning from Montreal. There is “beaucoup de neige” here.
Just shovelled snow in front of my house and also shovelled in front of our elderly neighbour’s house. This is a reminder to help each other out please everybody. (and also a reminder to my other neighbour that I am older than you.)
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Just shovelled snow in front of my house and also shovelled in front of our elderly neighbour’s house. This is a reminder to help each other out please everybody. (and also a reminder to my other neighbour that I am older than you.)
Still haven’t read the latest Canadian budget, but hoping there’s a good chunk allocated towards production of real life Paw Patrol vehicles…
paw patrol are ready for action written on a cartoon
ALT: paw patrol are ready for action written on a cartoon
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November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Still haven’t read the latest Canadian budget, but hoping there’s a good chunk allocated towards production of real life Paw Patrol vehicles…
Just finished my daughter’s French toast. it’s going to be a good day.
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Just finished my daughter’s French toast. it’s going to be a good day.
This may be a better way to communicate to the American president!
Quick reminder: NYC’s new First Lady, Rama Duwaji, is a cartoonist!
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Zohran Mamdani's wife Rama Duwaji is a political cartoonist and illustrator
Zohran Mamdani's wife Rama Duwaji is a political cartoonist and illustrator. Check out her work here at Comics Beat!
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November 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
This may be a better way to communicate to the American president!
All i’m saying is, if Trudeau was still
the Prime Minister we could have had Katy Perry sing today’s budget.
the Prime Minister we could have had Katy Perry sing today’s budget.
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
All i’m saying is, if Trudeau was still
the Prime Minister we could have had Katy Perry sing today’s budget.
the Prime Minister we could have had Katy Perry sing today’s budget.
The resemblance is uncanny.
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The resemblance is uncanny.
‘Twas 2 nights after Halloween/ and in a corner of the house/ dad was eating tiny Coffee Crisp bars/ much faster than a mouse.
November 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
‘Twas 2 nights after Halloween/ and in a corner of the house/ dad was eating tiny Coffee Crisp bars/ much faster than a mouse.
I’m starting a Go Fund me for the Jays to sign Ernie Clement for another 20 seasons. Love that guy. Love this team. they WILL be back. Good talk.
November 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’m starting a Go Fund me for the Jays to sign Ernie Clement for another 20 seasons. Love that guy. Love this team. they WILL be back. Good talk.
well, 1 out of 2 would still be nice…
Dear Blue Jays,
It would be great if you win the game/World Series tonight and I win this. Let’s try to make this happen ok? #wantitall #includingthe5050 #winwin
It would be great if you win the game/World Series tonight and I win this. Let’s try to make this happen ok? #wantitall #includingthe5050 #winwin
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
well, 1 out of 2 would still be nice…
I’ve spent a lot of today convincing friends who are Leafs fans that it is possible to win a Game 7.
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’ve spent a lot of today convincing friends who are Leafs fans that it is possible to win a Game 7.
let’s go back to the White panel hats please. #wantitall #itallcomesdowntogame7 #athirdhashtagwithitallinit
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
let’s go back to the White panel hats please. #wantitall #itallcomesdowntogame7 #athirdhashtagwithitallinit
Hey wind. Stop blowing out my jack-o’-lantern! (not a euphemism)
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hey wind. Stop blowing out my jack-o’-lantern! (not a euphemism)
just went into Michael’s craft store where there it is half Halloween but also somehow ALL Christmas already.
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
just went into Michael’s craft store where there it is half Halloween but also somehow ALL Christmas already.
Dear Blue Jays,
It would be great if you win the game/World Series tonight and I win this. Let’s try to make this happen ok? #wantitall #includingthe5050 #winwin
It would be great if you win the game/World Series tonight and I win this. Let’s try to make this happen ok? #wantitall #includingthe5050 #winwin
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Dear Blue Jays,
It would be great if you win the game/World Series tonight and I win this. Let’s try to make this happen ok? #wantitall #includingthe5050 #winwin
It would be great if you win the game/World Series tonight and I win this. Let’s try to make this happen ok? #wantitall #includingthe5050 #winwin
Made the mistake of bringing home a box of halloween candy from the store today. Which my wife and daughters are currently enjoying at a pace that will necessitate buying another box for Halloween tomorrow.
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Made the mistake of bringing home a box of halloween candy from the store today. Which my wife and daughters are currently enjoying at a pace that will necessitate buying another box for Halloween tomorrow.
I don’t know how many of these fans will try to hide in the Rogers Centre until game 6, but I wish them the best!
The Rogers Centre lit up with #BlueJays fans that were absolutely electrified by tonight's Game 5 win, and are now prepared to receive the home team back in Toronto, as they lead the competition at 3-2. ⚾️#WorldSeries #WANTITALL
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October 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I don’t know how many of these fans will try to hide in the Rogers Centre until game 6, but I wish them the best!
Well done lads. It’s a best of 3 now. #wantitall #bringithome #thanksfornotmakingusstayuptoolatethistime #goodnight
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
1. It’s more fun winning than losing
2-5. See 1.
2-5. See 1.
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
1. It’s more fun winning than losing
2-5. See 1.
2-5. See 1.
Well done lads. It’s a best of 3 now. #wantitall #bringithome #thanksfornotmakingusstayuptoolatethistime #goodnight
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Well done lads. It’s a best of 3 now. #wantitall #bringithome #thanksfornotmakingusstayuptoolatethistime #goodnight
recording tonight’s game…
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
recording tonight’s game…