vampire advocate
@patronofparis.bsky.social
ramblings of a madthem
I’m incredibly motivated to craft & clean right now but I have to focus on these fucking finals I have no energy for
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’m incredibly motivated to craft & clean right now but I have to focus on these fucking finals I have no energy for
Dead/finals week vibe
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dead/finals week vibe
It has been brought to my attention (several times) that I might be the problematic masc sapphic I see so many warnings about.
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It has been brought to my attention (several times) that I might be the problematic masc sapphic I see so many warnings about.
I wanna be a cowboy baby
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I wanna be a cowboy baby
I hate when my insomnia acts up but at least I got to see a pretty sunrise
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I hate when my insomnia acts up but at least I got to see a pretty sunrise
Not to brag but the amount of cunt being served here is wild
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Not to brag but the amount of cunt being served here is wild
Got this video back from dress rehearsal for RHPS and it’s such a spectacular fuck up I feel the need to share it
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Got this video back from dress rehearsal for RHPS and it’s such a spectacular fuck up I feel the need to share it
This was the fit btw
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This was the fit btw
Making a collection
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Making a collection
Photoshop crashed like 4 times while I was making this flyer but at least it looks good
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Photoshop crashed like 4 times while I was making this flyer but at least it looks good
November 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Serving unheard of levels of cunt tonight
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Serving unheard of levels of cunt tonight
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re a “dyke to watch out for”????
That’s just how you dress normally!
That’s just how you dress normally!
October 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re a “dyke to watch out for”????
That’s just how you dress normally!
That’s just how you dress normally!
These were all for the same act. Sadly no one got me tearing away my pants to reveal my skeleton legs then collapsing dramatically
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
These were all for the same act. Sadly no one got me tearing away my pants to reveal my skeleton legs then collapsing dramatically
Got my first piece of “fanart” at last night’s drag show
So chiseled
So chiseled
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Got my first piece of “fanart” at last night’s drag show
So chiseled
So chiseled
Cashier called me “kiddo” today
October 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Cashier called me “kiddo” today
Determined to make a butterfly mini dress fit with the rest of my aesthetic
October 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Determined to make a butterfly mini dress fit with the rest of my aesthetic
And yes, they do serve cunt.
Now to learn how to time warp in them…..
Now to learn how to time warp in them…..
October 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
And yes, they do serve cunt.
Now to learn how to time warp in them…..
Now to learn how to time warp in them…..
Oh hell yeah my stripper shoes came with stickers!!!!
October 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh hell yeah my stripper shoes came with stickers!!!!
A second DM has hit the inbox
October 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
A second DM has hit the inbox
“Yeah I’m sapphic but I don’t fall into the ‘useless lesbian’ stereotype. I feel confident flirting with women.”
*person I’ve been working up the courage to message responds to my story/thirst trap*
*person I’ve been working up the courage to message responds to my story/thirst trap*
October 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
“Yeah I’m sapphic but I don’t fall into the ‘useless lesbian’ stereotype. I feel confident flirting with women.”
*person I’ve been working up the courage to message responds to my story/thirst trap*
*person I’ve been working up the courage to message responds to my story/thirst trap*