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ramblings of a madthem
Just caught a glimpse of a small green explosion across the street from my house. Curious.
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Just caught a glimpse of a small green explosion across the street from my house. Curious.
Tbh I don’t actually know that many songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Tbh I don’t actually know that many songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side
I’m incredibly motivated to craft & clean right now but I have to focus on these fucking finals I have no energy for
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’m incredibly motivated to craft & clean right now but I have to focus on these fucking finals I have no energy for
Okay so I’m very pro people being active and taking care of their bodies (in whatever way is best for the individual) and everything but I do find it kinda funny that I’ve seen “you should be able to do x amount of pull ups for your own safety” a lot.
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Okay so I’m very pro people being active and taking care of their bodies (in whatever way is best for the individual) and everything but I do find it kinda funny that I’ve seen “you should be able to do x amount of pull ups for your own safety” a lot.
People stop giving me unasked for “advice” when I’m simply stating my plans challenge (impossible)
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
People stop giving me unasked for “advice” when I’m simply stating my plans challenge (impossible)
Slipped while walking downhill and I am now standing in the rain covered in mud
I don’t have a funny joke I just need to share my suffering
I don’t have a funny joke I just need to share my suffering
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Slipped while walking downhill and I am now standing in the rain covered in mud
I don’t have a funny joke I just need to share my suffering
I don’t have a funny joke I just need to share my suffering
Dead/finals week vibe
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dead/finals week vibe
I listened to my top album an average of 35 times over 6 months. That’s once every 5 days. Like the entire album.
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I listened to my top album an average of 35 times over 6 months. That’s once every 5 days. Like the entire album.
How many consecutive days of off-and-on stomach aches until I need to go to the doctor?
I keep thinking I’m doing better then I get home from class and suddenly feel like I’m dying
I keep thinking I’m doing better then I get home from class and suddenly feel like I’m dying
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
How many consecutive days of off-and-on stomach aches until I need to go to the doctor?
I keep thinking I’m doing better then I get home from class and suddenly feel like I’m dying
I keep thinking I’m doing better then I get home from class and suddenly feel like I’m dying
Is the nickname for your post apoc doctor being “BenZo” too on the nose?
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Is the nickname for your post apoc doctor being “BenZo” too on the nose?
It has been brought to my attention (several times) that I might be the problematic masc sapphic I see so many warnings about.
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It has been brought to my attention (several times) that I might be the problematic masc sapphic I see so many warnings about.
Reasons why I wanna work out more:
❌”earn” my food
❌appeal to beauty standards
✅help my friends move heavy objects
✅get better at jello wrestling
❌”earn” my food
❌appeal to beauty standards
✅help my friends move heavy objects
✅get better at jello wrestling
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Reasons why I wanna work out more:
❌”earn” my food
❌appeal to beauty standards
✅help my friends move heavy objects
✅get better at jello wrestling
❌”earn” my food
❌appeal to beauty standards
✅help my friends move heavy objects
✅get better at jello wrestling
I love clowning on funko pops until I got surprised with a Frank N Furter one from my friend when I got back from break and I felt like I might tear up a bit
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I love clowning on funko pops until I got surprised with a Frank N Furter one from my friend when I got back from break and I felt like I might tear up a bit
Dumb as hell to get sick as an adult and having to send in emails to let people know you can’t make it. Like physically feeling “mom….i frew up….” But I also need to be the mom in the situation
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Dumb as hell to get sick as an adult and having to send in emails to let people know you can’t make it. Like physically feeling “mom….i frew up….” But I also need to be the mom in the situation
I wanna be a cowboy baby
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I wanna be a cowboy baby
This was me after dying in a big LARP fight in a field of mud.
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This was me after dying in a big LARP fight in a field of mud.
I hate when my insomnia acts up but at least I got to see a pretty sunrise
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I hate when my insomnia acts up but at least I got to see a pretty sunrise
Investing in an extendable cigarette holder for LARP + being the coolest person outside the bar when I’m smoking my monthly cigarette
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Investing in an extendable cigarette holder for LARP + being the coolest person outside the bar when I’m smoking my monthly cigarette
I know that the autistic “strong sense of justice” is not based on objective ethics/morality but rigid thinking about what the individual believes because once someone does something that crosses an arbitrary line I have, no matter how benign their actions are, I have the instinct to be a huge bitch
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I know that the autistic “strong sense of justice” is not based on objective ethics/morality but rigid thinking about what the individual believes because once someone does something that crosses an arbitrary line I have, no matter how benign their actions are, I have the instinct to be a huge bitch
I hate when I genuinely need to buy something on Black Friday. Like not cause of sales I just forgot to restock until today.
I’ll just buy more conditioner tomorrow ig
I’ll just buy more conditioner tomorrow ig
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I hate when I genuinely need to buy something on Black Friday. Like not cause of sales I just forgot to restock until today.
I’ll just buy more conditioner tomorrow ig
I’ll just buy more conditioner tomorrow ig
People will say all art post like, 1900 is purely for money laundering and/or seeming pretentious (even worse if it’s performance/shock art) as if watching “Can’t Help Myself” doesn’t cause a t least a minor breakdown in the average person.
first time I saw it I was sobbing & shaking for 5 min
first time I saw it I was sobbing & shaking for 5 min
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
People will say all art post like, 1900 is purely for money laundering and/or seeming pretentious (even worse if it’s performance/shock art) as if watching “Can’t Help Myself” doesn’t cause a t least a minor breakdown in the average person.
first time I saw it I was sobbing & shaking for 5 min
first time I saw it I was sobbing & shaking for 5 min
I love tramp stamps but I don’t think I’d get one cause my favorite apart of having tattoos is glancing down and seeing art that I like and be like “oh hell yeah I love that”
And I just can’t get that experience with back tattoos
And I just can’t get that experience with back tattoos
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I love tramp stamps but I don’t think I’d get one cause my favorite apart of having tattoos is glancing down and seeing art that I like and be like “oh hell yeah I love that”
And I just can’t get that experience with back tattoos
And I just can’t get that experience with back tattoos
The main people who compliment my Lost Boys t shirt are
-people in their late teens-early twenties
-people who were teenagers in the 80s
-people in their late teens-early twenties
-people who were teenagers in the 80s
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The main people who compliment my Lost Boys t shirt are
-people in their late teens-early twenties
-people who were teenagers in the 80s
-people in their late teens-early twenties
-people who were teenagers in the 80s
Okay I need to get a curtain for my front door cause I hate when I’m eating breakfast in my pajamas then I suddenly make eye contact with a Jehovah’s Witness on my front porch
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Okay I need to get a curtain for my front door cause I hate when I’m eating breakfast in my pajamas then I suddenly make eye contact with a Jehovah’s Witness on my front porch
Not to brag but the amount of cunt being served here is wild
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Not to brag but the amount of cunt being served here is wild