patrick
@patricksometime.bsky.social
70% water 30% coping mechanisms
30s he/him queer
also on tumblr
30s he/him queer
also on tumblr
Whomst else has caught the bug in their workplace
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Whomst else has caught the bug in their workplace
I bought a dildo that’s more aspirational and decorative until further notice
December 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I bought a dildo that’s more aspirational and decorative until further notice
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Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
My litmus test for “am I actually attracted to this person” is imagining them in clown make up. If I’m still down for the clown then it’s real
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My litmus test for “am I actually attracted to this person” is imagining them in clown make up. If I’m still down for the clown then it’s real
I got a new desk chair to be kinder to this 🍑
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I got a new desk chair to be kinder to this 🍑
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Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it
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bestseller this year i hear
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
bestseller this year i hear
The seasons? Storied. The bazaar? Grand.
September 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The seasons? Storied. The bazaar? Grand.
Be honest are the necklaces too much?
September 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Be honest are the necklaces too much?
The city of concord is just a dead zone
August 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The city of concord is just a dead zone
I feel underdressed which means I’m dressed the correct amount for this event
August 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I feel underdressed which means I’m dressed the correct amount for this event
I did have a drink
August 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I did have a drink
Is wearing just a cardigan and a jock too obvious?
August 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Is wearing just a cardigan and a jock too obvious?
How I look thinking I’m friendly and approachable
August 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
How I look thinking I’m friendly and approachable
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[bunch of guys who haven't read a piece of fiction in 20 years] my feeling is the kids don't read anymore
August 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
[bunch of guys who haven't read a piece of fiction in 20 years] my feeling is the kids don't read anymore
I need someone to explain the appeal of sweat and musk to me
August 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I need someone to explain the appeal of sweat and musk to me
I was social the other day
August 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I was social the other day
It’s never of question of if I’ll get sushi but how much sushi
July 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s never of question of if I’ll get sushi but how much sushi
I got a new jock and wasn’t expecting the pouch to be pleather
July 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I got a new jock and wasn’t expecting the pouch to be pleather
It’s always odd seeing Sarah Michelle Gellar in a horror movie. Like why are you running vampire slayer
July 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It’s always odd seeing Sarah Michelle Gellar in a horror movie. Like why are you running vampire slayer
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Worked imo:
Ok Boomer
They’re weird
Will you shut up, man
There you go again
Does not work imo:
He’s dangerous
He’s a felon
Most important election ever
Rules don’t apply to him
Stop building up fascists into cool strong outlaws for scared idiots to hide behind. Deflate them. It’s not that hard
Ok Boomer
They’re weird
Will you shut up, man
There you go again
Does not work imo:
He’s dangerous
He’s a felon
Most important election ever
Rules don’t apply to him
Stop building up fascists into cool strong outlaws for scared idiots to hide behind. Deflate them. It’s not that hard
July 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Worked imo:
Ok Boomer
They’re weird
Will you shut up, man
There you go again
Does not work imo:
He’s dangerous
He’s a felon
Most important election ever
Rules don’t apply to him
Stop building up fascists into cool strong outlaws for scared idiots to hide behind. Deflate them. It’s not that hard
Ok Boomer
They’re weird
Will you shut up, man
There you go again
Does not work imo:
He’s dangerous
He’s a felon
Most important election ever
Rules don’t apply to him
Stop building up fascists into cool strong outlaws for scared idiots to hide behind. Deflate them. It’s not that hard
She is mainly thigh meat
June 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
She is mainly thigh meat