Patrick Shawn Bagley
@patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social
Part-time hermit.
Author of Bitter Water Blues.
Author of Bitter Water Blues.
"We will sit on the edge of ruin, and talk."
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"We will sit on the edge of ruin, and talk."
Photo by Andrew Fox.
October 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Photo by Andrew Fox.
RIP, Assata Shakur.
September 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
RIP, Assata Shakur.
"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter." -- Sam Spade
September 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter." -- Sam Spade
A cult with several million followers is still a fucking cult.
September 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
A cult with several million followers is still a fucking cult.
"And hobbits as miserable slaves would please him far more than hobbits happy and free. There is such thing as malice and revenge."
-- Tolkien
-- Tolkien
September 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"And hobbits as miserable slaves would please him far more than hobbits happy and free. There is such thing as malice and revenge."
-- Tolkien
-- Tolkien
Eric Powell.
September 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Eric Powell.
I'm taking a break from all social media. It might be a few days. It might be longer. There's too much hate.
Stay safe. 🤘
Stay safe. 🤘
September 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm taking a break from all social media. It might be a few days. It might be longer. There's too much hate.
Stay safe. 🤘
Stay safe. 🤘
The little boy at the tennis match should've punched that CE0 in the nuts.
September 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The little boy at the tennis match should've punched that CE0 in the nuts.
He's not dead.
Fuck.
Fuck.
August 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
He's not dead.
Fuck.
Fuck.
They say death always comes in threes. I guess "they" are pretty fucking dumb.
July 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
They say death always comes in threes. I guess "they" are pretty fucking dumb.
I'd rather be cold than hot. If I'm too cold, I can make myself comfortable by putting on another layer of clothing. There's only so many layers I can take off before somebody calls the cops.
July 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'd rather be cold than hot. If I'm too cold, I can make myself comfortable by putting on another layer of clothing. There's only so many layers I can take off before somebody calls the cops.
It all should've ended when he mocked Serge Kovaleski.
June 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It all should've ended when he mocked Serge Kovaleski.
Whoever did this is a bootlicking scumbag.
Well there are haters and then there are haters. Someone does not want me to do US trips and has been sending tips to the FBI for both writing events that I’m a menace to society.
Wow. It was some bully nut job
Wow. It was some bully nut job
Immigration detained me again. Took my passport. Yay. Fuck immigration
June 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Whoever did this is a bootlicking scumbag.
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I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
Reposted by Patrick Shawn Bagley
Stop inviting ICE agents to your barbecues, holidays, kids parties, etc.
Stop coddling Nazis.
They just "took orders," too.
Stop coddling Nazis.
They just "took orders," too.
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Stop inviting ICE agents to your barbecues, holidays, kids parties, etc.
Stop coddling Nazis.
They just "took orders," too.
Stop coddling Nazis.
They just "took orders," too.
Reposted by Patrick Shawn Bagley
Guy came up to me after a signing last week and leans in and says,
"Little joke for you. What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?"
I shrugged.
"Thrown out of the petting zoo."
I thanked him.
"Little joke for you. What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?"
I shrugged.
"Thrown out of the petting zoo."
I thanked him.
June 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Guy came up to me after a signing last week and leans in and says,
"Little joke for you. What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?"
I shrugged.
"Thrown out of the petting zoo."
I thanked him.
"Little joke for you. What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?"
I shrugged.
"Thrown out of the petting zoo."
I thanked him.
Little orange bitch.
June 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Little orange bitch.
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I'd like to keep the site going as long as I can. That's only as long as ppl submit poems. If the comeback is short-lived, so be it. At least some spoke out when they had the chance.
I welcome your help spreading the word.
poemsoncrime.blogspot.com/p/guidelines...
I welcome your help spreading the word.
poemsoncrime.blogspot.com/p/guidelines...
Guidelines
by Gerald So Each Monday from September 12, 2011 to Septenber 4, 2023, I posted the Five-Two Poem of the Week, an original poem in text an...
poemsoncrime.blogspot.com
June 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I'd like to keep the site going as long as I can. That's only as long as ppl submit poems. If the comeback is short-lived, so be it. At least some spoke out when they had the chance.
I welcome your help spreading the word.
poemsoncrime.blogspot.com/p/guidelines...
I welcome your help spreading the word.
poemsoncrime.blogspot.com/p/guidelines...