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Patrick Rollo
@patrickrollo.bsky.social
What can I do for you? Seriously, Ask. I'll say no if I can't. he/him/his Creator of Alphabetical Order, you’re welcome.
New Zealand is winning me over. It's been 4 days and just a special place.
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Sometimes you need a little joy and Saturday night it's @danagould.bsky.social in Boston! SKY CADETS ASSEMBLE!
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I guess I could rent an organ and negotiate with @jtkantor.bsky.social to come play during the commercials and avoid having to listen to ESPN during the @redsox.com
October 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Ahhh fascism light. 1/2 the oppression of your normal dictator.
They haven’t come for these guys either
September 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social I think we all need to abandon that other place.
September 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Can Pam request, Boys of Summer? It's her walk up. @jtkantor.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Is that the Foundations? @jtkantor.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'll admit, i dont come to
blue sky enough. Missing @jtkantor.bsky.social has me here. Just the best energy. Now LETS GO
SOX!
August 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I saw Tainted Pirogies open for the Ramones at CBGB.
Dersh update for all the Dersh-heads out there
August 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm guessing the Marlins sweeping the Yankees is the opposite of an emergency? @joeposnanski.com @kentremendous.bsky.social

I might need a podcast with special guests, music, maybe some prizes.
August 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
@joeposnanski.com just read your latest blog, you are so spot on about Kershaw. I will give the benefit of the doubt, it's hard, but I will. Thanks for your post. Dead on as usual.
June 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This one’s for @blainecapatch.bsky.social

I’ve decided that my midlife crisis will not be a car. It’s going to be weight loss and dressing well. To quote Joe Jackson, You gotta look sharp! Also by definition this means I’m living to 114.
February 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
January 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I made a super obscure reference today involving the Monkees and as I was saying it realized no one would get it. But one guy did. It was so special! 7A!
December 5, 2024 at 8:56 PM
There was a lot of joy in my heart because the super talented @jennymudge.bsky.social liked my post about the amazing Bridget Everett. Then I see Jenny is a Packers fan and I realize we can’t be friends. At least we both love BE!
November 25, 2024 at 3:28 PM
This is for @joeposnanski.bsky.social & @kentremendous.bsky.social I’m thinking of writing a book. Why We Love Podcasts. Thoughts?
November 21, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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If Matt Gaetz DIDNT rape a minor, the GOP would have released the report.

Just fyi
November 21, 2024 at 12:42 AM
@danagould.bsky.social thinking of everyone who knew Andy. I’m sorry for your loss. He was a special talent.
November 21, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Reposted by Patrick Rollo
me: why is there only one set of footprints
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
November 19, 2024 at 9:50 PM
@brianstack153.bsky.social glad you made it Brian
November 15, 2024 at 1:08 PM
@ellenadair.bsky.social glad to have found you. Have a great Thanksgiving.
November 14, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #128,637!
September 27, 2024 at 9:08 PM
September 22, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #128,637!
September 22, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Reposted by Patrick Rollo
If you vote legally, he's going to jail.
September 20, 2024 at 11:02 PM