Patrick Noelson
@patricknoelson.bsky.social
I eat food and I like stuff.
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I was once on the telephone with Blockbuster Video.
I was once on the telephone with Blockbuster Video.
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"I'm going down to the village to make a phonecall"
"I'm going down to the village to make a phonecall"
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I sat in front of the radio for hours, waiting for a song that I wanted to tape on cassette to come up - in the hopes it wouldn‘t be interrupted by the DJ or traffic emergencies
I sat in front of the radio for hours, waiting for a song that I wanted to tape on cassette to come up - in the hopes it wouldn‘t be interrupted by the DJ or traffic emergencies
July 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I was once on the telephone with Blockbuster Video.
I was once on the telephone with Blockbuster Video.
Not all heroes wear capes.
March 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Not all heroes wear capes.
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don’t know if this a real account or not but it’s tweeting like it is and i think it would be great if we made @doge-reporting.bsky.social the most blocked account on here
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
don’t know if this a real account or not but it’s tweeting like it is and i think it would be great if we made @doge-reporting.bsky.social the most blocked account on here
@doge-reporting.bsky.social Fuck you.
February 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
@doge-reporting.bsky.social Fuck you.
Even broken clocks ...
February 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Even broken clocks ...
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In 2016 the NYT ran multiple front page stories page about the grave national security risk of Hillary Clinton's server.
Today's front page, and nary a mention of the successful "plutocratic coup" (said by a sitting House member) or "constitutional crisis (said by a sitting Senator) unfolding
Today's front page, and nary a mention of the successful "plutocratic coup" (said by a sitting House member) or "constitutional crisis (said by a sitting Senator) unfolding
February 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
In 2016 the NYT ran multiple front page stories page about the grave national security risk of Hillary Clinton's server.
Today's front page, and nary a mention of the successful "plutocratic coup" (said by a sitting House member) or "constitutional crisis (said by a sitting Senator) unfolding
Today's front page, and nary a mention of the successful "plutocratic coup" (said by a sitting House member) or "constitutional crisis (said by a sitting Senator) unfolding
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There are Nazis in the Whitehouse.
February 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
There are Nazis in the Whitehouse.
It's always "Where is Gamora?"
Or "Who is Gamora?"
Or "Why is Gamora?"
But it's never "HOW is Gamora?"
Or "Who is Gamora?"
Or "Why is Gamora?"
But it's never "HOW is Gamora?"
a woman with green and red hair is holding a polaroid in her hand
ALT: a woman with green and red hair is holding a polaroid in her hand
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It's always "Where is Gamora?"
Or "Who is Gamora?"
Or "Why is Gamora?"
But it's never "HOW is Gamora?"
Or "Who is Gamora?"
Or "Why is Gamora?"
But it's never "HOW is Gamora?"
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Approximately 20 members of Elon Musk’s staff have begun working within the Education Department. They have gained access to multiple sensitive internal systems, including a financial aid dataset containing the personal information of millions of students enrolled in the federal student aid program.
February 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Approximately 20 members of Elon Musk’s staff have begun working within the Education Department. They have gained access to multiple sensitive internal systems, including a financial aid dataset containing the personal information of millions of students enrolled in the federal student aid program.
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Hello mthrfkrs who represent us. Grow a gd spine before all hell breaks loose. You want to deport anyone, make it be this SA racist nazi who has no authority nor business in our govt. DOGE is gd bs and not a government department. Come at me Elon, you gd pussy.
February 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Hello mthrfkrs who represent us. Grow a gd spine before all hell breaks loose. You want to deport anyone, make it be this SA racist nazi who has no authority nor business in our govt. DOGE is gd bs and not a government department. Come at me Elon, you gd pussy.
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US Senate Democrats on Monday afternoon “to sound the alarm” that Elon Musk and his DoGE team were reportedly granted access to the federal government’s central payments system, which handles nearly $6 trillion and the vast majority of all federal disbursements.
February 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
US Senate Democrats on Monday afternoon “to sound the alarm” that Elon Musk and his DoGE team were reportedly granted access to the federal government’s central payments system, which handles nearly $6 trillion and the vast majority of all federal disbursements.
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Whatever you do, please don’t log on to X and retweet things about “BigBalls” and the other DOGE staffers who are hijacking the government’s payment systems and citizens’ private data.
February 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Whatever you do, please don’t log on to X and retweet things about “BigBalls” and the other DOGE staffers who are hijacking the government’s payment systems and citizens’ private data.
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“Musk’s DOGE crew lacked high enough security clearance to access that information, so the two USAID security officials — John Voorhees and deputy Brian McGill — believed themselves legally obligated to deny access.”
apnews.com/article/doge...
apnews.com/article/doge...
USAID security leaders on leave after trying to keep Musk's DOGE from classified info, officials say
The Trump administration has placed two top security chiefs at the U.S. Agency for International Development on leave after they refused to turn over classified material to Elon Musk’s government-insp...
apnews.com
February 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Musk’s DOGE crew lacked high enough security clearance to access that information, so the two USAID security officials — John Voorhees and deputy Brian McGill — believed themselves legally obligated to deny access.”
apnews.com/article/doge...
apnews.com/article/doge...
"I just don't know that much about Kamala."
February 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"I just don't know that much about Kamala."
Make it worthless.
January 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Make it worthless.
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We told you …
analysis by TIME found that nearly two-thirds of the executive actions Trump has issued so far mirror or partially mirror proposals from Project 2025 time.com/7209901/dona...
Trump's Early Actions Mirror Project 2025
A TIME analysis found that nearly two-thirds of the executive actions Trump has issued mirror or partially mirror proposals from Project 2025.
time.com
January 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We told you …
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The story behind RFK Jr. in Samoa's measles crisis has never been reported. He wasn't there to spread misinformation about vaccines (though he did). He wanted to study a "natural experiment" of unvaccinated kids.
“I can’t imagine anything less ethical or more cruel.”
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
“I can’t imagine anything less ethical or more cruel.”
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Experts saw Samoa's plunging vaccination rates as a crisis. RFK Jr. saw an opportunity.
New details show how Robert F. Kennedy Jr., then chair of an anti-vaccine group and now Trump’s pick for health secretary, sought to exploit a deadly vaccine accident.
www.nbcnews.com
January 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The story behind RFK Jr. in Samoa's measles crisis has never been reported. He wasn't there to spread misinformation about vaccines (though he did). He wanted to study a "natural experiment" of unvaccinated kids.
“I can’t imagine anything less ethical or more cruel.”
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
“I can’t imagine anything less ethical or more cruel.”
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
There seems to be some evidence of election interference on Musk's X platform.
Elon Musk's and X's Role in 2024 Election Interference
The confessions of a concerned bird.
theconcernedbird.substack.com
January 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
There seems to be some evidence of election interference on Musk's X platform.
That rover had a child.
January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That rover had a child.
I'm hesitant to fully embrace BlueSky. Not because of politics or because I'm clinging onto Meta apps, but because of its Twitter format. I was never a fan, but I think I'll be giving it a proper go now, with all the dumbfuckery afoot on the other platforms.
January 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I'm hesitant to fully embrace BlueSky. Not because of politics or because I'm clinging onto Meta apps, but because of its Twitter format. I was never a fan, but I think I'll be giving it a proper go now, with all the dumbfuckery afoot on the other platforms.
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Anyone want to play Among Us? atticrife#1187
November 20, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Anyone want to play Among Us? atticrife#1187